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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Trump's Staff
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whenever I am woken up for 3 AM sex, I' don't have a satisfying orgasm. It is like my body is still sleeping.
opiate82
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I have a friend who worked at an adult novelty store for several years and she said that they sold a disturbing number of those.
Burren
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Agree with Wombat. If you're annoyed with the things you list and are already thinking of them, they will never go away. They will get worse and you'll likely resent her for it, despite her other good qualities. Also, 30's is not old and it's not hard to "start over". People aren't adults (most of the time) until they are in their 30's anyway and most have NO idea what they really want in life or in a mate until then; until they've experienced things. I know I didn't.
Will you really, truly be happy with her in the long run, or are you just settling because she's there, familiar, and mostly what you want?
opiate82
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I'm going to take the opposite tack here, and say that sex toys are great and there is no reason not to use them every time you have sex. In my bedroom, at the very least the magic wand comes out the majority of the times we have sex, if not several other items from the box. Been that way for a long time. When we do have, let's call it natural sex, no issues getting off still on either front. I'd chalk this up to a to-each-their-own situation. What works for us may or may not work for others.
I am a huge proponent of sex toys though, they are fun, can take the pressure off to perform, and if you have a woman who has trouble orgasming they can be a great aid. Once you can ensure she gets off every encounter, great things will happen, I promise.
Noodleface
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I went too deep bros, I went too deep
I ordered a butt plug horse tail, strap on, one of those bags/suits where you vacuum out all the air except a tiny mouth hole, a sex swing, a 14 inch black dildo that sprays fake cum, and a vibrating butt plug for myself
I ordered a butt plug horse tail, strap on, one of those bags/suits where you vacuum out all the air except a tiny mouth hole, a sex swing, a 14 inch black dildo that sprays fake cum, and a vibrating butt plug for myself
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Haast
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Heh, didn't expect the reply to an older post. I had a very frank talk with her that I expected would end the relationship. She actually responded well to it and asked that we attempt to fix the problems. So we're going to give that a go. For my part, I'm working on being forthcoming about problems.
If it tanks, you are right. Starting over isn't the worst thing that could happen. But best effort should be given before jumping to that conclusion.
Noodleface
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Burren
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Yeah, I don't keep up with the thread daily, sorry, haha.
Good that you were honest about it with her. That's a HUGE problem with most relationships; people are too afraid to say what they think or feel. Put it on the table and if you two can work it out, you'll be much better off and likely happier. If not, then you both saved yourselves some heartache and though it's tough after a fresh split, long term you'll both be better off again.
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Haast
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Noodleface
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Oblio
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Onoes
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I managed a chain of adult book stores noodle, and the rabbit was 100% what most girls bought and I recommended. Never heard a complaint, my x used it all the time, and if it broke we bought a new one asap.
Then we tried a wand and never looked back. As far as I can tell, it's what people who know what's up buy. Like someone said, you can buy a speed adjuster box for like $10, so that's an option. If I was you, that's what I would do.
It will intimidate her only until she has the most insane orgasm of her life, then it will be her best friend.
Then we tried a wand and never looked back. As far as I can tell, it's what people who know what's up buy. Like someone said, you can buy a speed adjuster box for like $10, so that's an option. If I was you, that's what I would do.
It will intimidate her only until she has the most insane orgasm of her life, then it will be her best friend.
Noodleface
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Weird job, but if you can't trust the pornos dealer who can you trust? I'll look into both and see what she's into. The rabbits weren't too daunting when she initially looked. If it's a power tool she might be scared
Phazael
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Or she will only give blowjobs to random strangers in their cop cars. Flip a coin.
Seriously though, there is nothing that five digits and a tongue can't get done. In my personal experience among my circle of bros, only the guys who were afraid to put in serious work munching box made regular use of toys. Not knocking those of you who do, but I am just saying that replacing yourself with a battery powered object that can be carried in her purse might not be the best maneuver for the long term health of the relationship. In other words, eat that pussy like its your last meal before the electric chair, even if its 3am on a work night.