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Caeden

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Ok. I'm fucking lost. I'm in east tn, fairly close to Asheville, NC. Very large craft beer scene there that hipsters and non-hipsters enjoy tremendously.

I thought PBR was the hipster calling card now? We've got a couple hipster friends and I felt bad calling PBR piss before asking for a beer and he offered all he had....PBR.

He and his wife also have multiple hookahs in there house. That's not Boston for hooker.
 
mkopec

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Caeden_sl said:
I thought PBR was the hipster calling card now? We've got a couple hipster friends and I felt bad calling PBR piss before asking for a beer and he offered all he had....PBR.
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Lol, thats what I was saying, since craft beer is now mainstream, hipsters are going they way of shitty beers again.
 
opiate82

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mkopec_sl said:
Yeah it has been brewed for centuries but not here. Most of the swill being brewed here was what? Mostly tasteless pilsners infused with rice to make it cheaper and even more lacking in flavor.
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FWIW rice is not used to make beer cheaper, it is more expensive than barley, it is used for the (lack of) flavor.
 
Haast

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I wrote a big post shitting on hipsters clinging to craft beer, but fuck it. The more the merrier. Bring your 'stache wax & sleeve tat and have a beer with me. Just know after 2-3 10%ers, I reserve the right to call your lobe plugs faggoty.
 
Haast

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opiate82_sl said:
FWIW rice is not used to make beer cheaper, it is more expensive than barley, it is used for the (lack of) flavor.
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It's also harder to brew with than grain. If there's 1 thing AB's beer is, it is uniformly consistent worldwide. Otherwise, it's off to the Natural Light dungeon for that batch.
 
Caeden

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Haast_sl said:
I wrote a big post shitting on hipsters clinging to craft beer, but fuck it. The more the merrier. Bring your 'stache wax & sleeve tat and have a beer with me. Just know after 2-3 10%ers, I reserve the right to call your lobe plugs faggoty.
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How about we toast to how faggoty my brother's lobe plugs are?

I'll never get why that's a good idea to them.
 
Fifey

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Haast_sl said:
I wrote a big post shitting on hipsters clinging to craft beer, but fuck it. The more the merrier. Bring your 'stache wax & sleeve tat and have a beer with me. Just know after 2-3 10%ers, I reserve the right to call your lobe plugs faggoty.
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Posts like this make me laugh, I know this is going to come off super hipster but whatever. Gauging ears hasn't been popular since 2007 and the MySpace scene kid days, the new hipster body mod is all about traditional tattooing.

This board seems to just call everyone who isn't in an anime t shirt with cargo shorts hipsters. If you're going to make fun of a group, at least keep up with it.
 
Haast

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fifey_sl said:
Posts like this make me laugh, I know this is going to come off super hipster but whatever. Gauging ears hasn't been popular since 2007 and the MySpace scene kid days, the new hipster body mod is all about traditional tattooing.

This board seems to just call everyone who isn't in an anime t shirt with cargo shorts hipsters. If you're going to make fun of a group, at least keep up with it.
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I included tattoos in my hipster stereotype! And it's not like gauges magically disappear now that they aren't hip. Hence the problem with trendy permanent mods.

At least you can shave that waxed 'stache and sell your artisanal flannel shirt to the local thrift next year.
 
Soygen

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fifey_sl said:
Posts like this make me laugh, I know this is going to come off super hipster but whatever. Gauging ears hasn't been popular since 2007 and the MySpace scene kid days, the new hipster body mod is all about traditional tattooing.

This board seems to just call everyone who isn't in an anime t shirt with cargo shorts hipsters. If you're going to make fun of a group, at least keep up with it.
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You're a Portland vegetarian. That's like level 100 hipster. You can expect us plebs to be able to keep up on all these things.
 
Fifey

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Soygen_sl said:
You're a Portland vegetarian. That's like level 100 hipster. You can expect us plebs to be able to keep up on all these things.
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Just saying, my 52 year old Vietnamese immigrant coworker drinks craft beer, it's hardly a hipster thing.
 
Haast

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Moonarchia_sl said:
That qualifies them for hipster license plates.
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Carved out of reclaimed local lumber from historical buildings (torn down to build more upscale studio condos). Polished with beard oil. $395 each plate, $10 of which is donated to a charity supporting local restaurants and farms.
 
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The newest trend in being a hipster is hating on hipsters.
I don't even know you but I hear its popular(hip) to hate on you, It is the snake eating its own tail.

For the record the only body modification I have done is with hamburgers.
 
Haast

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Nester_sl said:
For the record the only body modification I have done is with hamburgers.
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Farm to table artisanal burgers topped with locally grown greens and chipotle aioli (lol mayo), buns baked in-house daily? If the fries weren't done in rendered duck fat, then I hope you didn't touch them.

Goddamn it, now I'm hungry.
 
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