Noodleface
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im that dude that's never really been into ass stuff - even if I watch porn with an anal scene it does nothing for me.
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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moonarchia
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So I'm not really into ass stuff either. My ex was and one other chick I dated. I've had more than my fill. It can be hot to see a gaped ass sometimes. I had rimmed the wife a few times prior to marriage and we'd kinda played and touched each other's assholes without going full insertion. Usually anal isn't worth the mess and it can become a series of "ow slower...ow...wait...ow...SLOW please" boner killing bs. I'd rather fuck her pussy or even get a handy. Don't get me wrong, it can be hot and if that's your thing, go nuts. I'd rather lay back and feel some soft hands slow jerk me like she's my little slut slave than fuck her ass. Different strokes.
My ex loved it. I pounded her ass relentlessly. The other liked the spit and go and would go a2m for me. Edit:i fucked that chicks ass on the first date. Again she was married to a real cuck. Still, fond memory of getting some whore to do a2m right after your first date. I just did it enough to realize I could take or leave it.
P.S. I wouldn't touch my sister in law with a stolen dick. Disgusting. I have some standards.
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Anal's great from a taboo standpoint. Any other sort of nasty, kinky, dirty stuff she's willing to do would probably turn me just as much. I'm guessing anal's just mentioned a lot probably because it has a decent success rate. Choking/bondage stuff too.
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There's some site I found called mojoupgrade.com where you and your partner can both separately answer a pretty in-depth questionnaire about their fantasy in the bedroom. It then puts the two together and spits out a list you both would like to do (to a varying degree).
It doesn't share the other person's answers, so you'll never know your wife wants you to lay down some turd on her titties if you don't also select it.
The only downside I see is if someone were smart enough to hit "yes" on every single question they would know the other person's weird shit.
It doesn't share the other person's answers, so you'll never know your wife wants you to lay down some turd on her titties if you don't also select it.
The only downside I see is if someone were smart enough to hit "yes" on every single question they would know the other person's weird shit.
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I used to think that, only doing stuff both people genuinely wanted, but it made sex kinda restrictive. There are probably a lot of things both parties aren't actively thinking about(because it's not their fetish) but will happily do for the other person if said person just asks for it.
And even if I didn't want to shit on my wife, I'd still want to know that she wanted it. Expressing a fetish can be hot in itself, so it's maybe something that can be used. I've come around to a lot of fetishes my wife has and will now actively pursue them. It's kinda weird, I've done these fetishes with her for years but I still don't have one shred of porn related to it.
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Sure, I understand that. If you go to the survey there are a few options besides just 'yes/no' - I think one is like "if my wife wanted this I would do it" or something, so it's not all black and white.
If you have a completely transparent relationship obviously this is less effective, but it's a good start.
I had no idea fisting was just something you decided to do one day. I thought it took months of intense training. Mojoupgrade has changed my life
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I read a story on reddit where a woman experienced intense orgasms during birth, something about the pressure. She tried to get her husband to fist her but he was confused and just added an additional finger or moved on to use his wang instead. Sometimes you just gotta say "I want your fist in my pussy."
I think that would kind of curb my enthusiasm because I'd know my dick (while similar to a fist and arm) was wholly insufficient
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So? There's a lot of stuff you do during sex that's unrelated to your penis.
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Would you rather your wife not be happy? Not a joke but serious question. There's a lot of hangups around thinking that you both need to orgasm through PIV (or PIA) sex.
No, I would oblige, I just would have a hard time coming myself because I'd know she was so so unless I was elbow deep and the geometry of that position would be mutually exclusive to anything except an hj or fucking a roll
moonarchia
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Now that I think of it i did get 4 fingers in my ex width ways but I'd estimate her pussy to be about 3 times larger than my wife's. I haven't gone for more than 2 with her.
That would qualify as a condom and as a catholic family we will have no part of that.