Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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It's a really weird comparison, but to me condoms are like that feeling when you cover your head with a blanket and breathe for a minute and then suddenly take the blanket off - the cool air is euphoric.

They don't necessarily bother me but I'd say the pleasure increase is about 75% without.
 

Fifey

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It's like a dry handjob versus a lubed up handjob, sure you can get by with the dry one but lubed up is so much better and once you get used to it, it's hard to go back.
 

Itlan

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Condoms are fucking terrible. I've been lucky that most of my lays have been consistent and I trusted them (LOL) to not be filthy fucking whores. No kids, no STDs.

I used to use trojan thins but they kept breaking (they were kinda tight I guess) so the girl at the time bought me magnum thins (lol my dick is tiny srs) and I guess it felt a little better, but it was still disgusting. Eventually she just pulled it off and we raw dogged it for the remainder of the time I was with her. This is the main reason I prefer a steady lay over numerous girls, condoms just ruin my life.
 

mkopec

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Its been about 20 yrs for me, lol. Thank god I didnt have to use them. But on the flip side some strange would be nice.
 

Cad

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But on the flip side some strange would be nice.
Its one of those things that sounds good in theory or in fantasy, but in reality is a lot of work and is a very mixed bag. Not worth it. Stay married!
 

Noodleface

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I didn't know grown men said 'strange'

The other day I heard a grown man talk about someone 'throwing shade'
 

Cad

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You can still stay married...
We've all seen the J49 thread.
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Alex

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My Cincy slam piece always insists on me wearing a condom even in the most "we really want this now" moments. Because I live in SF and get all that "Tinder strange".

She probably has AIDS and is deflecting.
 

Hoss

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I didn't know grown men said 'strange'

The other day I heard a grown man talk about someone 'throwing shade'
Don't think that's the same as strange. Throwing someone shade means giving them trouble or harassing them.

I've said it before, but I never minded condoms even a little. I would say it made sex more pleasurable because it put my mind at ease. The only time I didn't like condoms was with blow jobs. The two hottest chicks I used to bang regularly both insisted on condoms for the BJs. I called the that particular sex act a "why bother".

I don't use them much any more but once in a while my wife doesn't want me messing up her pussy. I wouldn't say the sex is any less pleasurable, but I admit I do take longer to nut. I'd actually say it's better because it lasts longer. It's like drinking 1 shot versus drinking the whole bottle. Yeah the whole bottle wears you out but you know you had a lot more fun.

One piece of advise I'll give about condoms though is buy the polyisoprene version. They feel much better. I got into them because i dated a chick with latex allergies who wanted me ride her bareback. There's one type of non latex that feels and fits kind of like cellophane and sounds like it too when you're plowing away, but the polyisoprene is clearly a superior condom material. More stretchy, stronger, and better feeling. I use trojans skyn
 

Cad

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I'd probably rather jerk it than use condoms. Fuck that.
 

Tenks

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My Cincy slam piece always insists on me wearing a condom even in the most "we really want this now" moments. Because I live in SF and get all that "Tinder strange".

She probably has AIDS and is deflecting.
Rav is a dirty ho but she doesn't have AIDS