Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Itlan

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I really didn't even have a reaction to it. I think I just said "ok" and changed the subject.
 

Itlan

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Lmao you guys have actually been a lot less harsh than expected, which I do appreciate. It's not something I can talk to my rl bros about.

Time to find some easy poon.
 

The Ancient_sl

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Given that you say she landed a job at Deloitte, she probably is working her ass off, I don't see why people here suspect otherwise. It sounds to me like you and her just have different ideas of what a relationship entails and being that's the case, long term it probably won't work out.
 

Mures

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I mean that too, but she actually did say she was "entertaining other people."

You know, like, "oh it wasn't cheating because we were in different cities, I was just "entertaining other people", "yadda, yadda", "we played hide the salami", etc."
 

Big Phoenix

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This is what I think as well.

Anyway she came over yesterday, it was civil. She apologized for everything and I told her I don't hate her or anything but to just stay out of my life from now on.

I'll miss the sex tho. First squirter. They seem like a rare breed.
Can we kill this "squirter" myth once and for all?
 

Lenas

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What's the myth? Some chicks squirt all over the place, that's not up for debate.Youjust want to remind people that it's pee.
 

Itlan

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They're fake for the record. That should've been a sign I was dealing with a psycho probably
 

Brand

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Given that you say she landed a job at Deloitte, she probably is working her ass off, I don't see why people here suspect otherwise. It sounds to me like you and her just have different ideas of what a relationship entails and being that's the case, long term it probably won't work out.
Don't fool yourself...Early 20s working at a Big 5 consulting company is like an extension of college. I drank more at AC than I ever did in College. Of course, the flip side is you work like a dog....Play hard and work hard...Sleep with co-workers. That really should be a top consulting company slogan when recruiting.
 

Nester

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That reminds me of a movie I was watching one day (a movie of dubious nature no doubt) the dude holding the camera (high budget flick) asked, "are those real?" and the attractive blond responded, "well they are not fucking holograms" man did I lol.

When I was younger I was an idealist who was anti augmentation, as I aged my pragmatic nature emerged. I will take well done fake tits over sloppy or tiny real ones every single day.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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That reminds me of a movie I was watching one day (a movie of dubious nature no doubt) the dude holding the camera (high budget flick) asked, "are those real?" and the attractive blond responded, "well they are not fucking holograms" man did I lol.

When I was younger I was an idealist who was anti augmentation, as I aged my pragmatic nature emerged. I will take well done fake tits over sloppy or tiny real ones every single day.
*brofist*

I heartily prefer the fakes unless they're rock hard, which is a rarity these days with silicone implants now being legal. You know when a chick with fake tits takes her bra off they'll look great, but there's no bigger anti-boner moment than when some chick with real ones takes her underwire off and her tits do a Full Snoopy.