Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Draegan_sl

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Soygen_sl said:
I did got a strip club in NJ once where all the chicks barely spoke English and the staff were almost definitely Russian gangsters. I would say the strippers there may have been exploited.
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That place got busted for human trafficking about a decade ago or so.
 
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Picasso3

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I think i'm going to get fat when I get married. I've never considered myself being a fat person but it seems ok. I feel like if i get up to ~250 i'll be able to eat tons of shit and stop gaining weight because i'll be carrying my fatass around all day.
 
Itlan

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This was the thread that involved squirting was just pee last year right?

Anyway, I'm looking for some advice. I'm seeing this girl and she's a squirter. I mean... holy shit. It's fucking gallons. Idk if its pee, but she could literally empty her bladder right before sex and still dump gallons onto my bed.

So I've never dealt with a squirter and the clean-up is just ridiculous. I need some advice, I can't be washing sheets every god damn night. And my poor mattress.

Sorry if this is the wrong thread, I just don't know where else to post this and I'm looking for serious advice.
 
Cad

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And get one of those plastic mattress protectors you'd put on a kids bed.
 
Phazael

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1) Its pee.
2) Get a plastic tarp and don't cheap out.
3) Consider banging her other places, like out doors or in the hot tub, so you don't always have to do clean up on isle 4 after the deed.
 
Jysin

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You said dating, right? Take things to her place? Let her piss all over her own furniture.
 
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