moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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Get Izo over here and get a few of the FOH guys wrangled up and make an asexual polycule for tax purposes. You will have an immaculate house and the cleanest wiring closet in the universe.
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Kirun
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So much this.
This is one of the biggest pieces of advice I always give younger males at work. It took me until my late 20s to figure it out, but being a self-actualized man who has spent several years ALONE does you an immense amount of good. Too often men these days(and it's only gotten worse the past 2-3 generations of helicopter parenting)go right from Mom, to relationships where their GF/Wife is basically a pseudo mom, or even reliance on roommates, etc.
And I realize how difficult it can be now with the insanity of the housing market, rental properties, etc., but it's massively important to your growth and gain of wisdom as a male. Men should know how to survive without a tit to suck from. And it has the side effects of making you that much more attractive to women, when they realize you don't need them.
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Koushirou
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Yeah, husband went from mom's house straight to moving in with me. I'm hoping being on his own will do him a lot of good, though it's a pretty damn late start at 35. I've at least had plenty of time on my own in college, or back at my parents' house while they were overseas for a few years, running a business on my own for a year, 5 years being away from family with no relationships, etc. That 5 year stretch was absolutely fucking miserable, which is why I'm not exactly looking forward to going back to that. Hopefully now with the therapy and some lessons learned, maybe I can get past some old trauma and just do better this time.
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Palum
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You don't have to be alone again. You have raiding guilds. And Izo.
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Noodleface
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Cutlery
Kill All the White People
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Yeah, and fat girls generally don't have a problem filling up D cups.
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Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Except what actually happened is we learned she'd been shouting up at us from the bottom of the deep end the entire time.
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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The ultra brief version is she wanted to fuck another guy while her husband watched and got super offended when every single other person in the conversation told her it was a terrible idea.
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Kirun
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I think in this thread she talked about her husband wanting her to fuck other dudes and tell him about it. She told us all about it. I thought that was before the new wow guild even started. Did it progress or come up again? I do recall that he wasn't watching when she talked about it here.
Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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If memory serves she got all pissy and dropped off the forum for awhile, then came back to brag that they'd gone through with it and it wasn't causing any problems. Pretty much everyone said something to the tune of 'it isnt causing any problems YET' and she lost her shit that people were actually pushing back against her now instead of just happily simping along with everything she said.
To give her a little credit she's still with him so I guess he's fine being a cuck, although who knows if it's an ongoing thing or if they were like 'nah lets not do that again'.
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moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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They are in the furry fanfic I commissioned fromI was pretty shocked, honestly. I thought her andNoodleface would be together forever.
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Noodleface
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I think/hope she took it in great stride as the joke it was. Don't get me wrong, id motorboat them like the motorboating son of a bitch I am, but I think people thought there was much more to it than my flippant comments here.I was pretty shocked, honestly. I thought her and
We never really messaged or anything and even in the wow guild she was just there and that was it.
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Khane
Got something right about marriage
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Phazael
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You were venting about Mrs Noodle at the time so it was easy for people to draw the obvious conclusion. Realistically, she was a closet nut case and keeping her at arms length was probably the best thing you could do. If she is still married to the guy, then congrats to them but I have never personally seen a relationship survive shit like that long term.
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Hoss
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So that's the real story. You spurned her! If she can't have noodle there's no reason to play WOW or post here.
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Cad
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I thought the husband wanted her to do it and she was asking for advice about it. I could be remembering wrong but thats how I remember it.
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Phazael
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That was her rationalization of it. But reading between the lines on her telling it, this was some dude she knew and liked. She clearly wanted to fuck the guy and her hubby wanted to watch. She was a bit on the crazy side for sure with her reaction to us collectively cautioning her against it.
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