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Grimmlokk

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How has no one commented that the Chairman from Iron Chef America is Magneto? Best part of this episode, imo
He does a surprising amount of acting. I remember him from Stargate Atlantis too.
Mark Dacascos has been doing action/martial arts movies for 25 fucking years. Ya'll motherfuckers don't know aboutOnly the Strong!? Or as we called it "Ba-Na-Na-Way!". It's like Lean on Me, or Stand and Deliver. Except instead of a minority reaching out to help troubles inner-city youths with his strong morals and unbreakable spirit he does it with MOTHERFUCKING CAPOEIRA DANCEFIGHTING!!!!



Full movie, you're welcome.
 

Cantatus

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so hydra's secret power is that little lava lamp thingy? how the fuck is anyone going to get inside that? at least the one that ported gemma was a huge rock that makes a plausible doorway.
He said it was "part of a much larger piece". Considering a small chunk if it was removed and still functions, the monolith SHIELD had might not have been the entire thing.
 

uncognito

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the shield monolith had holes in it. I figured he meant hydra has all, or most of the smaller pieces that were taken out of the shield monolith.
 

Chukzombi

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He said it was "part of a much larger piece". Considering a small chunk if it was removed and still functions, the monolith SHIELD had might not have been the entire thing.
i took that to mean the larger piece was the monolith that ported gemma. that little smidgen of rock was what hydra had, ya know, because hydra sucks.
 

Rezz

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Eddie Gordo: The Movie. Loved that as a teenager, and it is still cheesy 90's awesome. To this day, the look of "I done goofed" in the chubby redheaded kid's face when he hits the gang member -right- before the posted fight happens still makes me chuckle.
 

Hoss

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so hydra's secret power is that little lava lamp thingy?
No, the secret power is the inhuman on the other side that they're trying to bring back.

How did he know shield brought gemma back, anyway? Was that something rosalin knew?
 

Chukzombi

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No, the secret power is the inhuman on the other side that they're trying to bring back.

How did he know shield brought gemma back, anyway? Was that something rosalin knew?
yeah thats pretty disturbing, they knew gemma was trapped there and was brought back. thats a big fucking breach in SHIELD and seems to be from somebody there for at least 6 months. kinda weird that they knew about that big rock and didnt actively try to capture it.
 

Drakain

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No, the secret power is the inhuman on the other side that they're trying to bring back.

How did he know shield brought gemma back, anyway? Was that something rosalin knew?
Well we'll find out toni.... oh wait. Fuck.

Maybe they can communicate with Astronaut dude? Wasn't he messing around with something in the cave while she was sleeping? I can't remember.
 

Chukzombi

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Well we'll find out toni.... oh wait. Fuck.

Maybe they can communicate with Astronaut dude? Wasn't he messing around with something in the cave while she was sleeping? I can't remember.
i think they used parts from that to figure out when the portal would be active. i might have to watch that episode again. seems really important.
 

Hoss

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My wife thought lash might have just told them during his interrogation. I guess that's possible, but it seems too compressed.

BTW, I don't remember if I've said it here, but I'm leaning towards astronaut dude being the inhuman in some way. It's possible he doesn't realize it, but there's some reason he was spared for all this time.
 

Cybsled

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Poor Coulson. Dude is in full-on "don't give a fuck" mode, though ;p

I lol'd when Ward called Simmons "Furiosa" ;p
 

Drakain

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As soon as one of them said, Glad we finally got to eat these burgers, I paused the DVR and said to my wife, she is going to get snipered.

Curious if Ward is going to become 'possessed' by the inhuman. I like Ward as is, but I can see something like that happening.

One issue I had was the speed at which Coulson entered the stargate.
 

Caliane

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not a fan of another "strong female lead" getting fridged by ward. huge waste of Xena, Hand and now Price.
 

Chukzombi

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so roz saying, "i tell banks everything" had nothing to do with why she was killed? i figured banks was setting up fitz and gemma because he was working for hydra right until he was killed. i had to scratch him off the list. so if he didnt tell malik she was with coulson, who did? either its that same crafty character who knew gemma came back from that planet or Hydra watches this show.

maybe Lincoln?
 

Hatorade

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As soon as one of them said, Glad we finally got to eat these burgers, I paused the DVR and said to my wife, she is going to get snipered.

Curious if Ward is going to become 'possessed' by the inhuman. I like Ward as is, but I can see something like that happening.

One issue I had was the speed at which Coulson entered the stargate.
The speed and the impossibility of him making that leap into it, Coulson making that dive is the most insane moment of the show to date. Fitz not bending Simmons over being the close second.
 

Szlia

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I guess the writers also thought Roz was no longer an interesting character once her ambiguity vanished. A bit of a shame though, because they had enough interesting an actress to try and find something for the character. The best example of that is in Hart of Dixie where a totally peripheral character became one of the leads because of how great the actress was in the part.
 

Qhue

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If I were metal-melter dude I'd be really nervous about this first iteration of the team... One main character, one attractive support character, and you heading into the first mission. Comic book rules state one is a goner.