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Chukzombi

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good episode, its kinda lame though that they would require people to see the movie in order to understand what is going to happen in next week's episode. ill watch cap2 on torrent, but what they have out now is missing the last ten minutes. maybe a new cam copy will be out this weekend.
 

Droigan

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good episode, its kinda lame though that they would require people to see the movie in order to understand what is going to happen in next week's episode. ill watch cap2 on torrent, but what they have out now is missing the last ten minutes. maybe a new cam copy will be out this weekend.
there is a cam copy with the missing 6 minutes (it is horrendous quality though).

But, now that I have seen the movie, I have some thoughts.

So Hydras plan was to kill all dissenters based on their electronic profiles. However, the saying bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity comes to mind. It is a dumb premise. Those guns on the ships weren't exactly low key, so if they initiated, so people who died to them wouldn't exactly just die of cancer or some other way where the people around them wouldn't know what happened. They'd have to do a purge every day when friends and families of the victims start reacting. MARVEL seems to be in the "real" world so to speak, and in our world, if people started being blasted out of the sky by government organizations, other people would be upset.

Further, they can only target one area at a time, even though it is large in scope, if China, Russia or whatever else large military power found out that millions of Americans were being blown away because they dissented to being run by the government or had other ideas that the algorithm deemed dangerous, do you not think they would act long before the three ships would be able to position themselves to take out the dissenters in those countries? The three ships would have to be on the move all the time, just shooting the constant increasing number of dissenters to the point where they wouldn't have ammo left while also defending themselves from missiles being launched by every country capable of launching one.

As an action movie, I enjoyed it, but even the plot in Iron Man 3 with a fake terrorist war being planned is more believable than that as that premise was to create tension and profit for it. HYDRA wanting order, by killing millions across the world, with three ships using conventional ammunition makes you have to completely suspend any sort of realism and go into "well it is a superhero, action movie, realism is out of the window already!!" mode to enjoy it. Making it more into a mindless popcorn movie rather than taking it seriously, which they obviously want you to do considering how much it plays on conspiracy realism on why data collection by governments can be bad.

If HYDRA managed to do it, there wouldn't be order, it would be world chaos. Smart enough to create AIs and infiltrate the top levels of organizations and governments, while still failing psychology 101? Fun movie, but one of the dumbest plots yet.
 

Cybsled

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good episode, its kinda lame though that they would require people to see the movie in order to understand what is going to happen in next week's episode. ill watch cap2 on torrent, but what they have out now is missing the last ten minutes. maybe a new cam copy will be out this weekend.
Dude in that video you posted is 100% wrong on May. There is no way she is talking with Hand, since Hand doesn't even have the full info on what happened with Coulson and May seemed to know the "Bus" was bugged. It's obviously Fury she has been dealing with.
 

Djay

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So, should I avoid this thread next week if I don't see the movie this weekend?

Edit* I guess I shouldn't even watch this show until I do, so it probably doesn't matter. People should expect movie spoilers here, though.
 

Skylancer81

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The episode is up on ABC's website I just watched it again. Only thing missing is the Winter Soldier tie in and preview for next week's show.
 

Jarnin_sl

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The episode is up on ABC's website I just watched it again. Only thing missing is the Winter Soldier tie in and preview for next week's show.
Ugh, that was the best part of the episode...

And yeah, there are some better torrent versions of TWS out there, but the one I saw was still pretty bad. Lots of camera shaking, and they cut it at the credits, so you don't get to see the mid-credit tease or the stinger at the end of the credits. I'd bet that by Saturday or Sunday there will be a decent cam out that includes everything. Too many nerds demand it.
 

Column_sl

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Everything has to be cleared through legal, so who knows what deal they have with Fox on that.
They just said Department H without any character names tho.

That being said, I doubt anyone is running around trying to pitch a Northstar is a faggot movie.
 

Kreugen

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Having Bill Paxton in this was a mistake, he is so obviously 1000x better at this than the rest of the cast. He makes even this hammy dialog sound natural.
 

geffe71_sl

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The end scene is the same one Sam Jackson uses when he has been making the rounds promoting it. I guess its the only non spoiler scene with Fury in it.

Surprised they dont have a few scenes set aside to mix it up.
 

Column_sl

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The scene where Bill Paxton fights Deathlock was really well done.
Although I have to wonder if Deathlock has enough power to bust through 5 feet of concrete ceiling by just jumping through it, why does he struggle with anyone?

I agree that Paxton is way better then any of the cast, It was a good choice to bring him.
 

Caliane

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Although I have to wonder if Deathlock has enough power to bust through 5 feet of concrete ceiling by just jumping through it, why does he struggle with anyone?
Really? that is every comic fight ever.

Superman can benchpress the entire Earth.
how exactly does Batman in armor fight him? The magnitudes are so far off its absurd.
Characters like Spiderman, who can lift like up to 30tons(it varies. its above 10tons), would still melt Batman in armor like he was as soap bubble.
Think about what happens to someone when they get hit by a train. That is what should happen when Spiderman punches someone full force. Superman is a quintillion times stronger then that.

Or just in general, when everyone is thrown through bricks and concrete. working on a Bat book right now. Bane totally smash Batman through a brick wall. Concrete and brick is NOT going to break before you do.


Or the "no capes". Tie a cape to a tank. See if you can pull the cape and trip the tank with it.
 

Terial

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Or the "no capes". Tie a cape to a tank. See if you can pull the cape and trip the tank with it.
heheh i like that analogy, i'm going to have to use it
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The Ancient_sl

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Dude in that video you posted is 100% wrong on May. There is no way she is talking with Hand, since Hand doesn't even have the full info on what happened with Coulson and May seemed to know the "Bus" was bugged. It's obviously Fury she has been dealing with.
But she's Asian.