Men's Fashion

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McQueen

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I'm a big fan of Asolo hiking boots, if you're looking for something functional beyond the office. Their Piuma has been the best hiking boot I've ever owned.
 

Khane

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I like my Asolo's as well. Things have been going strong with no issue for like 8 years at this point.
 

Tenks

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I got some Patagonia boots off Hautelook a few years back that I'm pretty happy with. They're gore-tex so relatively waterproof and fairly lightweight. I wear them when it starts getting snowy out to walk the dog and, of course, hiking. Think I paid $100.
 

Foggy

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Black boot I'm planning to buy:
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Lanx

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do you boot/shoe ppl buy from shoebuy.com? my wife regularly buys from them, free shipping and free return shipping (just print ups label and drop off), why do i know? she orders shoes and if they don't fit, instant return/money back or different size.

they always have a 20 off 100 coupon, this month its "january100", better is 22% off anything "retailmenot", i'm only saying shoebuy cuz they coupons whereas amazon(i shop almost exclusively since i have prime) and zappos never have coupons.

also last time i checked shoebuy isn't forced to make you pay sales tax, so that alone could be 25bucks. (on a 300dollar boot)

they have that allen edmond brand (i know jack shit about boots) so maybe more boot knowing ppl take a look to see if they have a good stock.
 

McFly

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Black boot I'm planning to buy:
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I guess I don't understand boots like that. Unless your wearing your pants tucked in, those things seem pointless. But shit, as I'm typing this I just realized how pointless "fashion" is. nvm
 

Antarius

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Dress shoe talk - best product to treat black shoes / brown shoes? Still a scrub in this department...
regular old polish, cake that shit on with a brush, then "spit" shine it with wet cotton balls until it brings like a freshly hand-waxed car. For black, brown normally isn't polished to mirrored finish.
 

Foggy

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I guess I don't understand boots like that. Unless your wearing your pants tucked in, those things seem pointless. But shit, as I'm typing this I just realized how pointless "fashion" is. nvm
The bottom strap will show when moving or wearing non-boot cut pants. Top strap pointless though.
 

Antarius

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The bottom strap will show when moving or wearing non-boot cut pants. Top strap pointless though.
It's "supposed" to allow you to fit your leg and pants INTO the boot easier, and then you strap it up to cinch in your pants and make a more secure fit to help keep shit out of your boots. Those kind of boots are designed to be worn with the pants tucked in. It also protects cloth with leather... tougher outwear over softer inner wear. It's ye ol' fashion style... even if 95% of men don't actually wear boots for practical reasons... some of us did grow up on farms... and didn't want to get shit (literal cowshit) on our jeans.
 

Foggy

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I thought they were women's boots.
Marlon Brando wore those boots. Come on Noodle, learn 2 man.
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But yes, it is more common for women to wear boots with things all over them like straps since they wear them outside their clothing.
 

Noodleface

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While he looks badass in his day, if you walk around looking like that you might as well be wearing a weaboo shirt and sweatpants because you're gonna get beat up.
 

Tenks

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They're just engineering boots. Personally I find the ones linked really fugly because I hate the faux distressed leather but they're not entirely uncommon to see. Not my style but I get it.
 

Intrinsic

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Just got a pair of these. Only other pair of boots I've had are more non traditional (Fluevog Shoes | Shop | Derby Swirl (6 Eye) (Burgundy Rub-off)) so these will be worn more often. They feel great and am looking forward to working them in.

Fluevog Shoes | Shop | Oliver (Brown)

For Christmas my brother was going to get a pair of Naked and Famous jeans, but he passed away so I took them. No idea wtf to do with this stiff as a board denim but I remember quite a few discussions about it here so will be going back and reading up on that.
 

Pyratec

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Just got a pair of these. Only other pair of boots I've had are more non traditional (Fluevog Shoes | Shop | Derby Swirl (6 Eye) (Burgundy Rub-off)) so these will be worn more often. They feel great and am looking forward to working them in.

Fluevog Shoes | Shop | Oliver (Brown)


For Christmas my brother was going to get a pair of Naked and Famous jeans, but he passed away so I took them. No idea wtf to do with this stiff as a board denim but I remember quite a few discussions about it here so will be going back and reading up on that.
Did you really mean your brother passed away? Like he's dead? And then you casually comment how you took the jeans that were going to be his present?

And THEN you make a comment about something being stiff as a board? I dunno, just seems like the death of your brother didn't hit you all that hard, unless I'm misunderstanding something. You made a pretty awesome (and I think unintentional) pun.
 

Gravel

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Can anyone recommend a pair of black oxford's that are (hopefully) under $120 that are worth a shit? I've been wearing square toed dress shoes as my work shoes for years now, and apparently they're...awful? I never knew. I've had the same pair for like 4 years though, so I figured it's time to get a new pair anyway.

Budget is just because I don't imagine I can sell my wife on spending more than that for fucking shoes.
 

McQueen

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Allen Edmonds. They're definitely above your budget, but they're recraftable. Sell your wife on the savings over time.