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Intrinsic said:
I guess there was an old pair of Indochino suit pants where the crotch was cut so high that it was uncomfortable. Okay, guess it makes sense. In my head I was like... wtf I'm not wearing tights here.
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What you're talking about is the inseam. If the inseam is not long enough, then you pull it up to your waist and crush your nuts.

There's also a tangential problem if the waist is too close to the inseam, it ends up as super low rise or also crushes your nuts.

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My bonobos performance link crush my nuts a bit but they accentuate the dong/ball bulge so I like it
 
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Forgot I had these in the closet. Fit is better than duer but it is pricey and raw denim. Not quite as stretchy and comfy as duer but definitely more sturdy and heavier denim. It does fit nicely for dudes with muscular thighs though. CC Noodleface Noodleface

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Standard Stretch Selvedge

Handmade in small batches in Shockoe Atelier’s Richmond Virginia workshop.Our standard fit made with a 12.5 oz stretch selvedge denim from Candiani. Easy mobility and vintage blue fades. Mid rise / Trim seat and thighs with a slightly tapered leg opening Contrast stitching. Branded black coated...
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Got the Thursdays. Pretty solid shoe. However debating sole color. May return and get gum. Which of the two would you guys go with?

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White is way better for office attire. And more versatile.The gum sole is way to casual IMO.
 
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I'm not really a fan of brown sneakers. I prefer white, or possibly blue. I like gum soles, but usually on white sneakers.
 
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I went gum on my Crowns that I posted earlier and white on the Koios for some versatility. Need to buy another pair of AE shoe trees.

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Someone tell me their leather sneaker shoe care routine plz.

I like the gum a lot but it definitely doesn’t feel as versatile as white. From a first glance the Thursday low tops seem solid. The brown is dark enough in contrast to those AE ones I bought to the point that I’ll go ahead and keep these.
 
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Like every site has a shoe care section:

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Frequently Asked Questions | Thursday Boot Company

Thursday Boots are built for work & play. With the durability of work boots and sophistication of fashion boots, you'll be ready wherever the day takes you.
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Care Guide

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Step by Step - Care videos for Crown Northampton Sneakers and Shoes

Follow our step by step video guides for maintenance on our Crown Northampton products. These recommended regular care routines will help to protect the Box Calf Leather, Veg Tan Calf Leather, Kudu Leather and Buffalo Horween Leather, Horween Shell Cordovan sneakers, Horween Chromexcel and Suede...
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Go Wild. I usually apply a couple coats of protect, I have a brush for cleaning, and a soft cloth for any type of conditioner. And shoe trees but you know about that.
 
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Intrinsic said:
Like every site has a shoe care section:

thursdayboots.com

Frequently Asked Questions | Thursday Boot Company

Thursday Boots are built for work & play. With the durability of work boots and sophistication of fashion boots, you'll be ready wherever the day takes you.
thursdayboots.com thursdayboots.com

www.koio.co

Care Guide

www.koio.co www.koio.co

Step by Step - Care videos for Crown Northampton Sneakers and Shoes

Follow our step by step video guides for maintenance on our Crown Northampton products. These recommended regular care routines will help to protect the Box Calf Leather, Veg Tan Calf Leather, Kudu Leather and Buffalo Horween Leather, Horween Shell Cordovan sneakers, Horween Chromexcel and Suede...
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Go Wild. I usually apply a couple coats of protect, I have a brush for cleaning, and a soft cloth for any type of conditioner. And shoe trees but you know about that.
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Thanks. I need to go through and probably clean all my Aldens I haven’t worn in 6 years.. Hopefully my leather conditioner/cleaner is still good
 
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Man, I’m tempted to try the white leather but I just can’t imagine keeping it clean. Dirt is one thing but like grass stains… idk how you’d get that out.
 
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I guess more specifically I’m looking for a beach hat. Was thinking maybe a straw hat. Thoughts? Maybe a Panama hat?

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