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UFC on ESPN 59
ESPN and ESPN+ on Saturday.
Prelims begin at 7 p.m. ET/4 p.m. PT
main card starts at 10 p.m. ET/7 p.m. PT.

Rose Namajunas (124.75) vs. Tracy Cortez (126)
Santiago Ponzinibbio (171) vs. Muslim Salikhov (171)
Drew Dober (155) vs. Jean Silva (155)
Gabriel Bonfim (171) vs. Ange Loosa (170)
Julian Erosa (145.5) vs. Christian Rodriguez (145.5)
Abdul Razak Alhassan (185) vs. Cody Brundage (185.5)
Charles Johnson (125.5) vs. Joshua Van (125)
Jasmine Jasudavicius (125) vs. Fatima Kline (125)
Da'Mon Blackshear (135.5) vs. Montel Jackson (135)
Mariya Agapova (125) vs. Luana Santos (125)
Josh Fremd (186) vs. Andre Petroski (185.5)
Evan Elder (170) vs. Darrius Flowers (170)

Cortez stripped and cut some of hair to make 126
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Goatface said:
UFC on ESPN 59
ESPN and ESPN+ on Saturday.
Prelims begin at 7 p.m. ET/4 p.m. PT
main card starts at 10 p.m. ET/7 p.m. PT.

Rose Namajunas (124.75) vs. Tracy Cortez (126)
Santiago Ponzinibbio (171) vs. Muslim Salikhov (171)
Drew Dober (155) vs. Jean Silva (155)
Gabriel Bonfim (171) vs. Ange Loosa (170)
Julian Erosa (145.5) vs. Christian Rodriguez (145.5)
Abdul Razak Alhassan (185) vs. Cody Brundage (185.5)
Charles Johnson (125.5) vs. Joshua Van (125)
Jasmine Jasudavicius (125) vs. Fatima Kline (125)
Da'Mon Blackshear (135.5) vs. Montel Jackson (135)
Mariya Agapova (125) vs. Luana Santos (125)
Josh Fremd (186) vs. Andre Petroski (185.5)
Evan Elder (170) vs. Darrius Flowers (170)

Cortez stripped and cut some of hair to make 126
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Is she not connected enough to just hold on to a towel?
 
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Why the fuck would you wear those at all, much less into a fucking MMA fight? So stupid
 
Lanx

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Goatface said:
www.mmafighting.com

Jon Jones charged with 2 misdemeanors in case involving drug-testing agent

UFC heavyweight champion Jon Jones has been charged with two misdemeanors involving a drug-testing agent, who filed a police report after going to Jones’ home to collect a sample in March.
www.mmafighting.com www.mmafighting.com
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wow didn't know that the cunt would go through with it
Crystal Martinez claimed Jones “appeared agitated” after he was unable to provide a urine sample and was offered the opportunity for a blood test instead.


Martinez claimed Jones then began asking them questions including “if they had money” because he was going to sue them. She also claimed that Jones allegedly grabbed her phone and “started recording them.”


Martinez told police she was “terrified” with Jones standing less than a foot away from her during the alleged incident and she was “afraid Jones might hit her” after she contemplated terminating the drug test and leaving his property.
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seen this on the news and in my youtube feed a few times now

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no idea who this guy is, only has like 400 subs, but he think that can't copyright a move, but maybe they are talking about the training



also going by many of the vids i have seen of what is left of the nypd don't think most will be able to pull it off.
 
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Goatface said:
seen this on the news and in my youtube feed a few times now

www.gracieuniversity.com

SafeWrap™ Lateral Restraint System

The Safest & Most Effective 2-on-1 Restraint System
www.gracieuniversity.com www.gracieuniversity.com



no idea who this guy is, only has like 400 subs, but he think that can't copyright a move, but maybe they are talking about the training



also going by many of the vids i have seen of what is left of the nypd don't think most will be able to pull it off.
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I've done a lot of jiu jitsu training. The concept is fine subject to the absolute stupidity of restrictions that prevent police from using the traditional positional controls of mount, side mount, and face down pins. The amount of training required to execute those safely is far lower than this stuff.

Rener is basically a used car salesman and chases any money he can get his hands on. He's got a terrible reputation in the community for his business practices.
 
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UFC Vegas 94

Main Card (ESPN2/ESPN+ at 8 p.m. ET)

Amanda Lemos (116) vs. Virna Jandiroba (115.5)
Brad Tavares (185.5) vs. Jun Yong Park (186)* — cancelled
Steve Garcia (144.5) vs. Seung Woo Choi (145)
Kurt Holobaugh (155) vs. Kaynan Kruschewsky (154)
Cody Durden (125.5) vs. Bruno Silva (126)
Doo Ho Choi (146) vs. Bill Algeo (146)

Preliminary Card (ESPN/ESPN+ at 5:30 p.m. ET)

Jeong Yeong Lee (145.5) vs. Hyder Amil (145)
Brian Kelleher (136) vs. Cody Gibson (136)
Miranda Maverick (125.5) vs. Dione Barbosa (125.5)
Loik Radzhabov (155.5) vs. Trey Ogden (156)
Luana Carolina (125.5) vs. Lucie Pudilova (126)
Mohammed Usman (236.5) vs. Thomas Petersen (258.5)

*bout cancelled after Park was forced to withdraw due to medical issue
 
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conor calling paul a juice head...

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Looks like someones upset he's in the testing pool through the New Year shriveling up...

He's right the Tyson callout was cringe-- but should be noted Alex Perreira was called out, one of the most dangerous strikers in the world right now. Conor's tweet falls flat on that note.
 
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prelims begin at 6:15 p.m. ET/3:15 p.m. PT on ESPN+ and UFC Fight Pass on Saturday.
Prelims then move to ESPN+ and ESPN2 at 8 p.m. ET/5 p.m. PT before going to ESPN+ pay-per-view at 10 p.m. ET/7 p.m. PT.

Leon Edwards (170) vs. Belal Muhammad (169)
Tom Aspinall (251) vs. Curtis Blaydes (256)
Bobby Green (154.5) vs. Paddy Pimblett (156)
Christian Leroy Duncan (185) vs. Gregory Rodrigues (185)
Arnold Allen (145) vs. Giga Chikadze (146)
Daniel Pineda (146) vs. Nathaniel Wood (145)
Bruna Brasil (116) vs. Molly McCann (115)
Jake Hadley (137)* vs. Caolan Loughran (136)
Modestas Bukauskas (204) vs. Marcin Prachnio (205)
Oban Elliott (170) vs. Preston Parsons (169)
Manel Kape (125.5) vs. Muhammad Mokaev (126)
Kiefer Crosbie (171) vs. Sam Patterson (170)
Lukasz Brzeski (235) vs. Michael Parkin (264)
Alice Ardelean (116) vs. Shauna Bannon (115)

* Hadley missed weight by one pound and will be fined 20% of his purse.

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