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Aspinall didn't really prove anything besides HW is thin. Terrible flash win.

Hoping for more out of Gane - Volkov.
 
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The main card was pretty bad overall. Paddy the Fatty was the highlight and Aspinall's TKO was uneventful, Blades got knocked out by a jab.

Hopeful for 305, and hopeful Du Plessis shits on Izzy.
 
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jones opened as a dog +140 vs gane -166, but at the end was -186 v +123
in his ufc history, was only a dog in his 1st two fights, Bonnar (+135 v -155) and Gusmao (+170 v -200)
the only other futures i see
jones vs izzy -105 v -115, and is -200 v +170 over stipe
 

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UFC at the Sphere on September 14 is looking pretty meh. I thought Dana said he was going to put on the best card in the history of the UFC there?

Even the O'Malley fight is going to be shitty, because he is fighting A_Midget_Russian_Wrestle_Raper_008. It will be 25 minutes of lay and pray to steal a belt.

What the hell Dana? Are you going to pull a magic Conor out of your hat?
 
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UFC at the Sphere on September 14 is looking pretty meh. I thought Dana said he was going to put on the best card in the history of the UFC there?

Even the O'Malley fight is going to be shitty, because he is fighting A_Midget_Russian_Wrestle_Raper_008. It will be 25 minutes of lay and pray to steal a belt.

What the hell Dana? Are you going to pull a magic Conor out of your hat?
There will be a surprise PowerSlap(tm)(c)(pp) undercard.
 

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What the hell Dana? Are you going to pull a magic Conor out of your hat?

Ariel reported expenses are already insane for the Sphere show, Conor costs a lot of money to put on a card-- so not likely.
 
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There will be a surprise PowerSlap(tm)(c)(pp) undercard.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIEWS?!?! POWERSLAP IS THE BIGGEST SPORT IN THE WORLD - dana

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Ariel reported expenses are already insane for the Sphere show, Conor costs a lot of money to put on a card-- so not likely.
i didn't look into it, but saw a snippet that ticket prices start at $2k and go to $15k before fees, not counting vip.

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think chandler is going to need counseling
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIEWS?!?! POWERSLAP IS THE BIGGEST SPORT IN THE WORLD - dana

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i didn't look into it, but saw a snippet that ticket prices start at $2k and go to $15k before fees, not counting vip.

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think chandler is going to need counseling

I don't have anything offhand myself either. I was just on the podcast listening in the background and I heard the Sphere production value is next-level and they're doing some type of crazy production for it that's never been done before. No real details were given, so I can't speculate what crazy production would mean. Costs are reportedly the highest of all UFC events to date though. Maybe some of the custom screen programming and visual effects that big stages use for things like League of Legends world cup and other stuff like that. Only thing I can think of. Back in the 1990's it would just be code for the show will have pyrotechnics. Today in 2024, who the fuck knows.
 

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Even the O'Malley fight is going to be shitty, because he is fighting A_Midget_Russian_Wrestle_Raper_008. It will be 25 minutes of lay and pray to steal a belt.
that will make dana cry
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Dana White says they’re planning on having Jon Jones fight in November.

He also says he still doesn’t know when Conor McGregor is coming back:

“When Conor is ready to go he’ll let me know so I’m not even thinking about it or talking about Conor right now.”

if jones fights 1st sat in nov, would be almost 1 year 8 month out. think dana said tom will be the back up for jones/stipe
 

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early card

UFC on ABC 7
prelims begin at noon ET/9 a.m. PT on ESPN2 and ESPN+ on Saturday.
The fights then transition to ABC, ESPN, and ESPN+ at 3 p.m. ET/noon PT.

Cory Sandhagen (136) vs. Umar Nurmagomedov (135)
Sharabutdin Magomedov (186) vs. Michal Oleksiejczuk (185)
Deiveson Figueiredo (135) vs. Marlon Vera (136)
Michael Chiesa (170) vs. Tony Ferguson (170)
Mackenzie Dern (115.5) vs. Lupita Godinez (115.5)
Joel Alvarez (155.5) vs. Elves Brener (155)
Alonzo Menifield (204) vs. Azamat Murzakanov (205)
Kaue Fernandes (155.5) vs. Mohammad Yahya (155)
Shamil Gaziev (262) vs. Don'Tale Mayes (265)
Guram Kutateladze (155) vs. Jordan Vucenic (155)
Victoria Dudakova (115.5) vs. Sam Hughes (114)
Rolando Bedoya (155) vs. Jai Herbert (155.5)
Sedriques Dumas (186) vs. Denis Tiuliulin (185)


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really don't want to see tony fight again. 0-7 going into tonight. was watching mma on point and guy brought up tony will probably go to bkfc if he gets cut.
 

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trump said khabib was his fav fighter. conor took issue with it and posted few dozen tweets about it. chandler got into the mix and apparently said the fight wasn't going to happen. conor then called out max.

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Ferguson surpasses B.J. Penn and now holds the record for the longest losing streak in UFC history

bj had a draw then went 0-7
 

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another super espn card, at least it isn't on during middle of the day.

UFC on ESPN 61
main card will air on ESPN and ESPN+ at 7 p.m. ET/4 p.m. PT on Saturday.
Prelims begin at 5 p.m. ET/2 p.m. PT on the same platforms.

UFC on ESPN 61
Marcin Tybura (252) vs. Serghei Spivac (238)
Damon Jackson (146) vs. Jose Mariscal (149.5)*
Danny Barlow (171.25)**
vs. Nikolay Veretennikov (170.5)
Chris Gutierrez (136) vs. Quang Le (136)
Chelsea Chandler (141)*** vs. Yana Santos (135.5)
Charalampos Grigoriou (136) vs. Toshiomi Kazama (136)
Pannie Kianzad (135.5) vs. Karol Rosa (135.5)
Jhonata Diniz (258) vs. Karl Williams (243)
Jarno Errens (145.5) vs. Youssef Zalal (145.5)
Talita Alencar (115.5) vs. Stephanie Luciano (115)

* Mariscal missed the featherweight limit by 3.5 pounds and will be fined 20% of his purse.
** Barlow missed weight the welterweight limit by .25 pounds and will be fined 20% of his purse.
*** Chandler missed the bantamweight limit by five pounds and will be fined a percentage of her purse.
 

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another super espn card, at least it isn't on during middle of the day.

UFC on ESPN 61
main card will air on ESPN and ESPN+ at 7 p.m. ET/4 p.m. PT on Saturday.
Prelims begin at 5 p.m. ET/2 p.m. PT on the same platforms.

UFC on ESPN 61
Marcin Tybura (252) vs. Serghei Spivac (238)
Damon Jackson (146) vs. Jose Mariscal (149.5)*
Danny Barlow (171.25)**
vs. Nikolay Veretennikov (170.5)
Chris Gutierrez (136) vs. Quang Le (136)
Chelsea Chandler (141)*** vs. Yana Santos (135.5)
Charalampos Grigoriou (136) vs. Toshiomi Kazama (136)
Pannie Kianzad (135.5) vs. Karol Rosa (135.5)
Jhonata Diniz (258) vs. Karl Williams (243)
Jarno Errens (145.5) vs. Youssef Zalal (145.5)
Talita Alencar (115.5) vs. Stephanie Luciano (115)

* Mariscal missed the featherweight limit by 3.5 pounds and will be fined 20% of his purse.
** Barlow missed weight the welterweight limit by .25 pounds and will be fined 20% of his purse.
*** Chandler missed the bantamweight limit by five pounds and will be fined a percentage of her purse.
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cherry flavor to boot and he could have kept 20%

do you really need earlobes?
 
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