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UFC Vegas 99

Main Card (ESPN+ at 7 p.m. ET)
Anthony Hernandez (185.5) vs. Michel Pereira (185.5)
Rob Font (135.5) vs. Kyler Phillips (135.5)
Charles Johnson (126) vs. Sumudaerji (126)
Jake Hadley (135.5) vs. Cameron Smotherman (135.5)
Darren Elkins (144.5) vs. Daniel Pineda (145.5)

Preliminary Card (ESPN+ at 4 p.m. ET)

Matheus Nicolau (125.5) vs. Asu Almabayev (125.5)
Brad Katona (135.5) vs. Jean Matsumoto (135.5)
Joselyne Edwards (139)* vs. Tamires Vidal (135.5)
Jessica Penne (115.5) vs. Elise Reed (115)
Melissa Martinez (115.5) vs. Alice Ardelean (115)
Austen Lane (251) vs. Robelis Despaigne (264)

*missed weight on second attempt. Weighed in over the limit at 139.5 pounds on first attempt

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didn't watch, so don't know how much time between 1st and 2nd attempt, but says she removed her extensions and clothes for -0.5lb this was her 3rd time missing weight in ufc.

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PFL: Battle of the Giants

MAIN CARD (DAZN pay-per-view, 4 p.m. ET)
Francis Ngannou (256.8) vs. Renan Ferreira (261.5) – for heavyweight superfights title
Cris Cyborg (144.5) vs. Larissa Pacheco (144.1) – for women’s featherweight superfights title
Champ Johnny Eblen (184.7) vs. Fabian Edwards (184.9) – for Bellator middleweight title
Husein Kadimagomaev (146) vs. Zafar Mohsen (145.8)
A.J. McKee (155.8) vs. Paul Hughes (155.8)

PRELIMINARY CARD (ESPN+, 1:30 p.m. ET)
Marcos Breno (136) vs. Raufeon Stots (135.8)
Dedrek Sanders (154.9) vs. Makkasharip Zaynukov (153.6)
Nacho Campos (145.9) vs. Ibragim Ibragimov (145.5)
Taha Bendaoud (145.5) vs. Tariq Ismail (145.1)
 
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nascar?
golf?
horse racing, da fuq

do ppl really care if midgets take some juice?
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I only see ladies golf. I guess the PGA can dope all they want.

I don't know why yall care about doping so much. I can understand it in team sports where the roided out faggots are always getting hurt and letting the team down. I also understand caring about it in horse racing because the horse isn't making the decision. But in shit like golf or fighting? Fuck it, I don't care. The only people who should care are the people who want to get into the sport and their families. Do what you gotta do to put on a good show for me.
 
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I only see ladies golf. I guess the PGA can dope all they want.

I don't know why yall care about doping so much. I can understand it in team sports where the roided out faggots are always getting hurt and letting the team down. I also understand caring about it in horse racing because the horse isn't making the decision. But in shit like golf or fighting? Fuck it, I don't care. The only people who should care are the people who want to get into the sport and their families. Do what you gotta do to put on a good show for me.
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i mean if you look at it, performance enhancing drug, PED, tylenol is a ped, it helps athletes perform better by taking away pain. lighting up a basic cigarette is a ped, it calms you down and starbucks jolts you awake.

just let em bang bro
 
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I cant believe Pereira is plus money tonight. The action is still coming in on Fluffy Hernandez, which is insane. I think Pereira flat lines him under 2 rounds.

Matsumoto, and Johnson should be a lock. I think all 3 women fights go over 2.5 rounds as well.
 
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I only see ladies golf. I guess the PGA can dope all they want.

I don't know why yall care about doping so much. I can understand it in team sports where the roided out faggots are always getting hurt and letting the team down. I also understand caring about it in horse racing because the horse isn't making the decision. But in shit like golf or fighting? Fuck it, I don't care. The only people who should care are the people who want to get into the sport and their families. Do what you gotta do to put on a good show for me.
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Someone has already thought of it, and are trying to put on "steroid olympics"
 
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I cant believe Pereira is plus money tonight. The action is still coming in on Fluffy Hernandez, which is insane. I think Pereira flat lines him under 2 rounds.
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that was a historic beatdown. i don't like pereira but felt bad for the guy after awhile
 
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Holy fuck. I think I was just too ignorant to Fluffy Hernandez. I will be honest I didnt really know too much about him and was swayed by the flash of Pereira. What a fucked up card. 3 guys at -400 or more lost. Phiillips sold at -600! Robelis Despaigne is a fraud and Jake Hadley needs to never be on a main card again.

edit: I guess Vegas knows best. (or not considering all of the dogs who won) Either way seeing DRAFTKINGS on the mat is all you need to know.
 
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edit: I guess Vegas knows best. (or not considering all of the dogs who won) Either way seeing DRAFTKINGS on the mat is all you need to know.
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To be clear, vegas does know best. They make money no matter who wins. You're talking about the big money bettors missing on these fights.
 
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UFC 308

Main Card (ESPN+ PPV at 2 p.m. ET)

Ilia Topuria (145) vs. Max Holloway (145) [Backup fighter: Diego Lopes (145)]
Robert Whittaker (185.5) vs. Khamzat Chimaev (186)
Magomed Ankalaev (204.5) vs. Aleksandar Rakic (206)
Lerone Murphy (145.5) vs. Dan Ige (146)
Shara Magomedov (185) vs. Armen Petrosyan (186)

Prelims (ESPN+ at 10 a.m. ET)

Ibo Aslan (205) vs. Raffael Cerqueira (203)
Geoff Neal (171) vs. Rafael dos Anjos (171)
Mateusz Rebecki (160) vs. Myktybek Orolbai (159)*
Abus Magomedov (185) vs. Brunno Ferreira (185.5)
Kennedy Nzechukwu (241) vs. Chris Barnett (264)
Farid Basharat (137) vs. Victor Hugo (145.5)**
Ismail Naurdiev (185) vs. Bruno Silva (186)
Rinat Fakhretdinov (171) vs. Carlos Leal (169.5)

* 160-pound catchweight
** Moved up to featherweight
 
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UFC 308

Main Card (ESPN+ PPV at 2 p.m. ET)

Ilia Topuria (145) vs. Max Holloway (145) [Backup fighter: Diego Lopes (145)]
Robert Whittaker (185.5) vs. Khamzat Chimaev (186)
Magomed Ankalaev (204.5) vs. Aleksandar Rakic (206)
Lerone Murphy (145.5) vs. Dan Ige (146)
Shara Magomedov (185) vs. Armen Petrosyan (186)

Prelims (ESPN+ at 10 a.m. ET)

Ibo Aslan (205) vs. Raffael Cerqueira (203)
Geoff Neal (171) vs. Rafael dos Anjos (171)
Mateusz Rebecki (160) vs. Myktybek Orolbai (159)*
Abus Magomedov (185) vs. Brunno Ferreira (185.5)
Kennedy Nzechukwu (241) vs. Chris Barnett (264)
Farid Basharat (137) vs. Victor Hugo (145.5)**
Ismail Naurdiev (185) vs. Bruno Silva (186)
Rinat Fakhretdinov (171) vs. Carlos Leal (169.5)

* 160-pound catchweight
** Moved up to featherweight
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wow guess they really couldn't find a sub in for nurmamegadevov
 
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early early

UFC 308

Main Card (ESPN+ PPV at 2 p.m. ET)

Ilia Topuria (145) vs. Max Holloway (145) [Backup fighter: Diego Lopes (145)]
Robert Whittaker (185.5) vs. Khamzat Chimaev (186)
Magomed Ankalaev (204.5) vs. Aleksandar Rakic (206)
Lerone Murphy (145.5) vs. Dan Ige (146)
Shara Magomedov (185) vs. Armen Petrosyan (186)

Prelims (ESPN+ at 10 a.m. ET)

Ibo Aslan (205) vs. Raffael Cerqueira (203)
Geoff Neal (171) vs. Rafael dos Anjos (171)
Mateusz Rebecki (160) vs. Myktybek Orolbai (159)*
Abus Magomedov (185) vs. Brunno Ferreira (185.5)
Kennedy Nzechukwu (241) vs. Chris Barnett (264)
Farid Basharat (137) vs. Victor Hugo (145.5)**
Ismail Naurdiev (185) vs. Bruno Silva (186)
Rinat Fakhretdinov (171) vs. Carlos Leal (169.5)

* 160-pound catchweight
** Moved up to featherweight
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Am I the only one more excited for the Whittaker fight than the Max fight? I want Robert to beat that durkas ass.
 
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