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jayrebb

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At this point I think Jon and Dana are the only ones that care about his legacy. He was interesting five years ago.

Double losses to Thiago Santos and Reyes on his way out the LHW door didn't help. It's been a while since he was that guy.

Gane has hands but he self-admits he's not an MMA guy. The win just wasn't enough to get people interested in Jones again, especially at HW with no competition.
 

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Prelims begin at 4 p.m. ET/1 p.m. PT
Main card kicks off at 7 p.m. ET/4 p.m. PT.

Neil Magny (171) vs. Carlos Prates (170.5)
Ricky Turcios (136)* vs. Bernardo Sopai (136)
Gerald Meerschaert (185) vs. Reinier de Ridder (185)
Luana Pinheiro (115.5) vs. Gillian Robertson (116)
Mansur Abdul-Malik (186) vs. Dusko Todorovic (185.5)
Karolina Kowalkiewicz (115.5) vs. Denise Gomes (115)
Gaston Bolanos (135.5) vs. Cortavious Romious (136)
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos (171) vs. Zach Scroggin (174)**
Matthew Semelsberger (171) vs. Charlie Radtke (170.5)
Cody Stamann (135.5) vs. Da'Mon Blackshear (135.5)
Tresean Gore (186) vs. Antonio Trocoli (186)
Melissa Mullins (137)*** vs. Klaudia Sygula (136)

* Turcios suffered a medical issue after making weight, and his match has been canceled.
** Scroggin missed weight by three pounds and has been fined 20% his purse.
*** Mullins missed weight by one pound and has been fined 20% of her purse.
 

Lanx

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Prelims begin at 4 p.m. ET/1 p.m. PT
Main card kicks off at 7 p.m. ET/4 p.m. PT.

Neil Magny (171) vs. Carlos Prates (170.5)
Ricky Turcios (136)* vs. Bernardo Sopai (136)
Gerald Meerschaert (185) vs. Reinier de Ridder (185)
Luana Pinheiro (115.5) vs. Gillian Robertson (116)
Mansur Abdul-Malik (186) vs. Dusko Todorovic (185.5)
Karolina Kowalkiewicz (115.5) vs. Denise Gomes (115)
Gaston Bolanos (135.5) vs. Cortavious Romious (136)
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos (171) vs. Zach Scroggin (174)**
Matthew Semelsberger (171) vs. Charlie Radtke (170.5)
Cody Stamann (135.5) vs. Da'Mon Blackshear (135.5)
Tresean Gore (186) vs. Antonio Trocoli (186)
Melissa Mullins (137)*** vs. Klaudia Sygula (136)

* Turcios suffered a medical issue after making weight, and his match has been canceled.
** Scroggin missed weight by three pounds and has been fined 20% his purse.
*** Mullins missed weight by one pound and has been fined 20% of her purse.
jesus christ, were the las vegas buffets free this week?
 

Goatface

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Neil Magny vs. Carlos Prates

i am still not sure what happened. 1st left looks like it doesn't connect and he is standing for a second, then looks like he starts falling and the 2nd left, either barely clips him or misses
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rooting for stipe, chandler, craig lol

some very well rested fighters,
days between fights
jones - 623 days
stipe - 1330 days
chandler - 735 days
oliveria - 217 days
 
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Neil Magny vs. Carlos Prates

i am still not sure what happened. 1st left looks like it doesn't connect and he is standing for a second, then looks like he starts falling and the 2nd left, either barely clips him or misses
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I think that caught him right behind the ear, it just looks funny because his head is parallel to the ground.
 

Goatface

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if the ufc has put their pr machine behind stipe when he was on his run, he could have been an American icon.
 

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This is one of those fights for me I cant even let myself get excited about until theyre literally touching gloves about to fight. I think Stipe KOs JJ within the first 45seconds
 

Captain Suave

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This is one of those fights for me I cant even let myself get excited about until theyre literally touching gloves about to fight. I think Stipe KOs JJ within the first 45seconds

As much as I'd love that, my call is Jones by unadventuresome dominance with R2 tko.
 

Gavinmad

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tree fitty says Stipe trips over his walker and breaks a hip on his way to the ring.
 
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jayrebb

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Stipe looks completely done with fighting in the pre-fight. Even UFC can't film anything convincing.

Pretty sad Stipe can't even fake it for his last big headliner. This card badly needs hype and he contributed nothing besides letting people know how retired he is.

Jones is phoning it in also and sounds past prime with one foot in retirement, that's not lost on me,

but at least he's saying the right stuff and the UFC has actual real training footage to show people. I'd say Stipe dropped the ball, but the guy clearly doesn't give a fuck about anything. He doesn't have a ball to drop, it's 0 fucks given.

Jones having to spend half his interviews defending Stipe is peak cringe.
 

Lanx

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Stipe looks completely done with fighting in the pre-fight. Even UFC can't film anything convincing.

Pretty sad Stipe can't even fake it for his last big headliner. This card badly needs hype and he contributed nothing besides letting people know how retired he is.

Jones is phoning it in also and sounds past prime with one foot in retirement, that's not lost on me,

but at least he's saying the right stuff and the UFC has actual real training footage to show people. I'd say Stipe dropped the ball, but the guy clearly doesn't give a fuck about anything. He doesn't have a ball to drop, it's 0 fucks given.

Jones having to spend half his interviews defending Stipe is peak cringe.
where are my stipe subtitles? can't understand shit
 

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Stipe looks completely done with fighting in the pre-fight. Even UFC can't film anything convincing.

Pretty sad Stipe can't even fake it for his last big headliner. This card badly needs hype and he contributed nothing besides letting people know how retired he is.

Jones is phoning it in also and sounds past prime with one foot in retirement, that's not lost on me,

but at least he's saying the right stuff and the UFC has actual real training footage to show people. I'd say Stipe dropped the ball, but the guy clearly doesn't give a fuck about anything. He doesn't have a ball to drop, it's 0 fucks given.

Jones having to spend half his interviews defending Stipe is peak cringe.

The older I get, the more I've started siding with Dana, LOL.

Stipe was a whiny bitch after he lost to Cormier and Cormier got Lesnar. Then Stipe was bitching about how the UFC treated him, and Dana was like 'What? We've treated him great?? He lost...that's the issue."

I have family who are firefighters and make that hefty 24hr shift money. And I guess I get why Stipe doesn't want to give it up? But man...he's never felt like he's dedicated his life, his career, to MMA. And I'm guessing that has come across to fans and the UFC, alike. Stipe treats it like a part time job. He doesn't even put his heart into promotional work. I'm not saying he needs to pretend he's Conor or anything, but God damn, dude comes across like an overcooked potato.

At this point, both Stipe and JJ need to retire. Stipe is just showing up for the OCCASIONAL paycheck, and JJ is just looking to 'cement his legacy' and is just fucking around at the moment. But he wants to fight Pereira too? I can't even wrap my head around that one.

I feel for Aspinall, but he probably just needs to ride it out. It's not like the HW division is deep or anything...just keep collecting the paychecks. He might even just find himself as the champion some day, without even having to fight the Champion! (LOL)