NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Royal
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From the Southern Arsenal of Disciplinary Armaments, by great grandmother always used a Sears & Roebuck yardstick (with about 4 inches broken off of one end), my dad used his belt, and my mom a switch or rarely a wooden spoon. The switch was by far the worst, in my experience. It puts the "whip" in whipping. Though I don't think I was ever whipped with one when I was 4 years old. The earliest whipping I remember was from when I was 4, but it was from my dad's hand. I was being an ass when we were having a family portrait made. I guess he didn't want to go to the trouble of taking his belt off. I wasn't smiling at all in that picture. Even I chuckle a little every time I see it (my grandmother still has it at her house).
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I got the wooden spoon. And it worked. I got thwapped by that thing a few times and any time I may have mouthed off to my parents, my mom or dad made a b-line to that drawer (Where the wooden spoon slept) and I was saying sorry about a million times over. 99% of the time they would say, "Good. We are glad you are sorry". 1% of the time I got thwapped anyway. But it raised Uncle Ut to be a nice young man. Until the invention of the internet.
My guess, and I am pessimistic about jersey chaser women and I guarantee you Adrian has a lot of kids from a lot of different ladies (Fucking strap it on dude), the mom of the child was after some money and probably tried to blackmail him after he appropriately punished his son for something. She said she would go to the cops unless she got more cash, and wallah, that didn't work so look what happens.
Sucks. We don't need any distractions in the locker room. (I am just giving a very jaded point of view on this, if he actually did something intentional here, that's completely wrong obviously)
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I dunno, the owner's have to be well aware of the feeding frenzy that's going on in the media right now concerning anything NFL related that could possibly put the league in a bad light, so it could have been a case of proactive ownership. Unless you're Jerry Richardson ...
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The tweet I linked at the top from Schefter says the Vikings did it.
Where's AP going to play next? I could see him doing really well in a southern team. Like the Cowboys.
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So Hardy and McDonald keep playing while "due process" plays out and Peterson doesn't get his "due process".
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No of course not. Media ruins everything.
Stupid little shit couldn't keep his mouth shut until AFTER the Vikings beat the Patriots.
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damn, wish I had been fast enough to pick up Gordon in my league.
damn, wish I had been fast enough to pick up Gordon in my league.
Royal
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The media is starting to beat the suspend Hardy drum now, with nothing new rearing it's head on the Goodell front today.
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