NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

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Foggy

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Not 100% sure, but I think it's Chrissy Teigan. Or a variation of that spelling.
Teigen, and looks that way:
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Cinge

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Yeah that's just a giant "Hey stare at my tits!" outfit. I'd stare right at them until she got pissed and then be like "what? you wore that, not me".
 

Grimmlokk

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Yeah that's just a giant "Hey stare at my tits!" outfit. I'd stare right at them until she got pissed and then be like "what? you wore that, not me".
You'd tip your fedora and call her m'lady you fucking liar.

Also she's about the coolest model chick there is based on seeing her on the Dan Patrick show and other stuff. She probably wouldn't get pissed.
 

Loser Araysar

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You cant rape someone unless youre white. Thats white male privilege
 

Gravel

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That's bizarre. You'd think that would kind of be like a standing booking of the venue after being there so long (since 2006), especially considering the amount of money the NFL brings to the table (and tourism).
 

Famm

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I've thought it sounded like a crock of shit ever since the concept was first floated. They've been saying there "might" be a scheduling conflict for a while now. Goodell just wants to mess with the way the draft takes place because he is hell bent on making it a major TV event.
 

Gravy

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I love football, but I can't stomach watching the draft. It's so damn boring no matter how hard the announcers try and create drama. Actually, that's probably why I don't like it.
 

Grimmlokk

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I'll watch 20 hours of football coverage a week during the season(not counting games) while I tweak my fantasy line up and convince myself the Steelers will be great.

Draft shit though? Can't make myself give a fuck. Maybe just because the team rarely uses rookies. I've paid a little more attention this year because it looks like a few of the guys might get real play time.
 

BrutulTM

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So the venue isn't available so the only option that they can think of is moving all the way across the country? I would think there would be a few venues in a city like New York with 9 months notice.

And yeah the draft is unwatchable. I have tried.
 

Famm

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I like to follow the results of the first round and what my team is doing overall. Watching the broadcast though, no, maybe if I was at a bar or something and it happened to be on. Even then really just the first round.
 

Ambiturner

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I love the first round and would even make an effort to watch the second.

Nothing past that even needs to be televised. Outside of the never ending hilarity of Goodell being booed loudly every time he walks up to the podium, there's really nothing about it that's any better than just watching the sports sticker if you actually give a shit about all these people you've never heard of
 

1987

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Watching the top 10 or so picks is always entertaining. Because you usually get to see the perpetual-shithole teams do something incredibly stupid.
 

Tenks

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Only issue is possibly time zone problems. Like I don't want the fucker starting at 6 PST.

Actually first round may have started at 9 EST this year. I can't remember.
 

Grimmlokk

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There's been a lot of rumors and suggestions lately about changing where they do the draft. 2 common suggestions have been either doing it in the Super Bowl winning city or doing it in the city that has the #1 pick.
 

Alex

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I will watch the first two rounds sometimes. Usually not though. I pay really close attention to the Bengals picks though because they utilize their rookies really well. It seems every year we have 2-3 rookies who have an immediate impact. This has only been since 2009 or so, but the Bengals have been destroying the draft since then. There are quite a few picks this year that have me excited - Dennard (CB), Hill (RB) and Bodine (C) will be impact players (I hope positively).