NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

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He claimed he was sober for 15 years after he tweeted a bunch of shit like a 16 yr. old girl last October.
 

Slaythe

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If there wasn't a serious risk to other people on the road, I'd say that dude should probably drink and drive every night.
 

Profundis

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Jesus, who do the Panthers have at WR now? I had heard something about James Jones saying he wanted to play with Cam, but he signed with the Raiders today.
 

Alex

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Browns have been signing so many FAs. Finally forced to spend all that unused cap space. The roster looks more impressive, but I'll believe in actual improvement when I see it. Kind of like the existence of a Cincinnati playoff win.
 

Leadaas

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It was the Heckert/Holmgren regime that brought the joy of Brandon Weeden to Cleveland. Nice enough guy, just a little too old and fucking terrible to be an NFL starter.
 

AngryGerbil

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Brandon Weeden is the luckiest man alive.

*edit: He kind of reminds me of Lt. Dike from Band of Brothers. 'The favorite of someone up in Division'.
 

Caliel

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Weeden will probably only be a camp arm for the Cowboys and will get cut before the season starts. His contract has no bonus money in it, and I doubt any of it is guaranteed.
 

Grimmlokk

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Weeden will complete a pass in a 2 minute drill in training camp, thus securing the starting job after Tony Romo intercepts his own pass in the same drill and then sacks himself causing a fumble.
 

Famm

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Haha....(bring sarcasm detectors for the rest of article, but the Oher joke is what got me the best)

Departure of Michael Oher from Ravens will hurt Steelers pass rush - Behind the Steel Curtain

When the Steelers and Ravens have squared off over these past 5 years, one man has consistently risen above the fray, put his heart on the line and delivered glory to the black and gold, and his name is Michael Oher. As the gatekeeper to the Ravens offensive line, Oher has been decisive in huge plays which have helped decide the outcome of many Steelers-Ravens tilts.

There are too many to list, but perhaps his finest season came in 2010, a year in which Oher did as much as any Steeler to will them toward the Super Bowl.

Down by 4 with precious few minutes remaining, Oher pretended he couldn't see Polamalu line up just off his shoulder, and the subsequent play resulted in a strip sack, and ultimately the Steelers earning a bye in the first round of the play-offs.
 

Vepil

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That article is similar to what we saw in Atlanta when we cut DeCoud. Saints were all crying now that their "12th man" was cut by the falcons. It was actually pretty funny now that the season is over and I am not watching his horrible angles and attempts at making tackles.
 

Draegan_sl

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Looks like the Giants are turning over their shitty roster and upgrading it in a decent way. Now we just need some help on the Dline and an OT. Toss in a WR and TE in and we're sitting pretty with a decent/average team.