NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

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Grimmlokk_sl said:
We give a fuck about shitting on awful Niners fans.
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Not all of us are awful
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Grimmlokk_sl said:
Why do people try to apply reason to the humor of this thread? Niners fans have become insufferable cuntrags, so when one of their guys does anything we can latch on to and shit on them about we are absolutely going to shit on them about it.

Folks here outside of Seahawks/Rams fans(are there any local Cards fans?) don't actually give a fuck about all this 49ers drama faggotry. We give a fuck about shitting on awful Niners fans.

The fact they keep raping people, shooting at them, and attempting to bomb airplanes just makes it stupidly easy.

Also their coach is a spastic cunt. And the team hasn't actually won anything in like 25 years but the cuntrag fans act like an NFC championship is the same as 10 super bowls.
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I am a Seahawks fan and I don't care beyond shitting on Niners fans either. Fuck I still take shit all the time about the juicing going on in Seattle, I got over that... Niners fans can get over the fact they hire stupid thugs
 
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Terrell Pryor traded to the Seahawks for a seventh round pick.

On the surface, it looks like the Raiders got the better deal.
 
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Foggy_sl said:
Hurray! Get him the fuck off ESPN. Now if only Cris Carter would do something stupid as well.
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A Chris Carter, Shannon Sharpe, Terry Bradshaw group rape gangbang conviction would be awesome.

Unfortunately none of them are active 49ers players so it's unlikely.
 
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Russell Wilson is now the 3rd highest paid QB on his own team

Salary per year:
Tarvaris Jackson: $1.25M
Terrelle Pryor: $705K
Russell Wilson: $662K
 
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That's a real kick in the ass for Wilson. The rookie pay scale will prevent future Jamarcus Russells, so great job NFL, but that's quite the shit sandwich for the successful picks to munch on while waiting 4 years to get paid.
 
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He also makes another million in endorsements and I'm sure that's only going to go up now. Not to mention assuming he maintains some level of success this year he will be set to cash in on being a proven starter and "proven" superbowl winning QB. Jackson and Pryor have no such luxuries, all they have is their vet status, which they've earned fair and square.

Is it the fucking draft yet, fuck these non-stories.
 
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Veterans got all pissy because rookies were getting paid too much and there wasn't enough money left for them. But now the joke is on them becauses teams are giving these cost-controlled rookies the jobs veterans might have otherwise gotten.
 
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Is that really what happened? I thought the teams were sick of giving unproven rookies huge money for the privilege of taking them in the first round? Doesn't matter, if you're making vet minimum its because your a depth or role player, if they were starters they could expect and get more. Plus some teams aren't using all their cap space in the first place, so its not always about having money "left".
 
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At least the schedule is out tomorrow, that will be entertaining for five minutes.
 
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Famm_sl said:
Is that really what happened? I thought the teams were sick of giving unproven rookies huge money for the privilege of taking them in the first round? Doesn't matter, if you're making vet minimum its because your a depth or role player, if they were starters they could expect and get more. Plus some teams aren't using all their cap space in the first place, so its not always about having money "left".
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Yes, in part anyways. Some of it also was the teams being sick of handing out giant rookie contracts, but that change had to be sold to the PA and it was done so under the theory that the cash would filter to veterans instead.

Perfect example is look at what has happened to RB's. C.J. lost $13.5 mil and now is barely making more than a punter. As it stands, compare the top-8 free agent RBs compared to the top 8 free agent kickers, and the kickers are making more than the RBs. Again, there is much more to the issue than just salary issues, but it is in part because serviceable RB's are readily available cheap via the draft.
 
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