NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

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Fuck the NFL for moving the draft back two weeks. Don't they know this is the only fun time of the year for Rams fans???
Chefs play the Lambs in a regular season game this year, I think I might go.


Edit: Chiefs have a pretty tough schedule this year. Seattle, Patriots, 49ers (Alex Smith Returns! - meh), and our regular division is always a toss up. We also get Dolphins, Steelers, and the Rams. I think 8-8 is the realistic upside.
 

Sebudai

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Chefs play the Lambs in a regular season game this year, I think I might go.


Edit: Chiefs have a pretty tough schedule this year. Seattle, Patriots,49ers (Alex Smith Returns! - meh)
Oh god I can't wait to troll and/or get trolled to fuck and back that week.
 

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I'd love to see Smith throw a sideline route that 'accidentally' hits Harbaugh right in the face.

But, knowing Alex like I do, he'll probably hit town early to mow Jim's yard and buy him a sixer.
 

Kirun

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I don't get why you Chief bros are so down on your team and your boy, Alex. He's a stellar QB and an even better humanitarian.
 

Joeboo

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It's mainly because the Chiefs let several free agents walk, including our pro-bowl left tackle, and basically signed no one new in free agency.

The goddamn draft better be stellar for the Chiefs or they're staring at a 6-10/7-9 type season
 
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bruins are on tonight. you know, the best hockey team in the world. how many of you fucks have teams in the playoffs right now?

very few. fucks.
 

Kirun

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It's mainly because the Chiefs let several free agents walk, including our pro-bowl left tackle, and basically signed no one new in free agency.

The goddamn draft better be stellar for the Chiefs or they're staring at a 6-10/7-9 type season
That really surprises me how quick the turnaround was. Most of you seemed pretty convinced that Alex would carry the Chiefs on his angelic wings, all the way back to the glory days of yesteryear. Back when household greats like Len "Muthafuckin'" Dawson was tossing ropes over the '69 Beetles parked on the sidelines.
 

Joeboo

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fuck yes he was, who else can pull off smoking a cig and chugging a beer in the lockerroom at halftime?
Len-Dawson.jpg
 

Sebudai

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That really surprises me how quick the turnaround was. Most of you seemed pretty convinced that Alex would carry the Chiefs on his angelic wings, all the way back to the glory days of yesteryear. Back when household greats like Len "Muthafuckin'" Dawson was tossing ropes over the '69 Beetles parked on the sidelines.
There's been no turnaround with me. I'm all in. These fairweather Chiefs fans can turn their backs on Alex Smith, but my boy will never turn his back on them.

14-2. At worst.
 

Famm

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Ah, grapefruit soda. The choice of a real man. Been a minute since I've had a cool refreshing Fresca.