NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

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Furry

Furry

🌭🍔🇺🇦✌️SLAVA UKRAINI!✌️🇺🇦🍔🌭
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I hope the cowboys draft manzel. The sheer circus that shit would cause might blind me from how fucking awful the cowboys are.
(who am i kidding, im gonna be blind either way.)
 
Kirun

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Famm_sl said:
Ah, grapefruit soda. The choice of a real man. Been a minute since I've had a cool refreshing Fresca.
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Right up Alex Smith's alley. I hope somebody like Reid will hold it for him, I don't think his hands will fit all the way around that bottle.
 
AngryGerbil

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Grimmrad_sl said:
I hope they don't, I'd hate for the team to get better.
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Grimmly locking radiated man named Gavin is right. Johnny Football might allow the Cowboys to win a playoff game and do it all right in front of Romo's face! Oh the glory!

Please God Jesus, let Dallas somehow get Manziel!

-Love AG.
 
Gravy

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Bernie Kosar was removed from the Cleveland Browns' preseason broadcast and he's hitting the NFL and Browns where it hurts most: Claiming the team did so because of his slurred speech caused by concussions.

Even if the team wanted to reassign Kosar and use him in other ways, Kosar sees it as a demotion, and it is. The team wasn't happy with Kosar last year when he was critical of Rams backup quarterback Kellen Clemens during a preseason broadcast, and the team apologized to the Rams. Kosar has blamed the hits he took during his career for other things, like when he told police last year that he couldn't do sobriety tests because his offensive line couldn't block.
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Oh, Bernie. Does Bernie have a point? Or is he using the prevailing thought of long term concussion damage to his benefit?
 
Zzen

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I eagerly await the day Ray Lewis is fired from broadcasting and blames it on the fact that he killed two people.
 
Famm

Famm

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Until then you can enjoy the statue of him we are going to erect outside the stadium.
 
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