NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

opiate82

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I don't know what is worse, the ads from Draft Kings and their ilk this year, or the stupid domestic violence ads last year.

At least with the domestic violence ads if you just pretended the person on the screen had just farted they could be amusing to yourself. Although nothing like being at a bar or friends house and you start busting out laughing at an anti-domestic violence ad because you are picturing Chris Carter's fart-face.
 

Tarrant

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They are probably going full steam before they get shut down when they get classified as an online gambling site.

In other news I was kicked out of one of the largest Viking Facebook groups last night for asking if people were willing to admit they aren't going to go 13-3 and may possibly go 8-8 like I had been saying all preseason. Fuck, Viking fans are some of the worst.

Oh also with that video, apparently the Viking fan shoved the 49'ers fans wife.
 

moontayle

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Yeah, I'm sort of wondering when some government entity is going to step in and label what they're doing as gambling. Only like three states actually have legalized online gambling.
 

Famm

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In other news I was kicked out of one of the largest Viking Facebook groups last night for asking if people were willing to admit they aren't going to go 13-3 and may possibly go 8-8 like I had been saying all preseason.
Maybe you're like the guy who won't shut up about the red pill to that group.

That's kinda weird though. At this point shouldn't Vikes fans expect to be disappointed? We have our share of purple kool aid drinkers too, but generally there seems to be far more doom and gloom people online after a loss. Writing the team off for the season already and saying how they were right all along about what the organization should have done differently.
 

Phazael

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Yeah and if every random shill was actually pulling in "2k" with $20 down, they would not be able to stay in business.

Sorry shills, it does not pass the smell test.
 

Tarrant

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Maybe you're like the guy who won't shut up about the red pill to that group.

That's kinda weird though. At this point shouldn't Vikes fans expect to be disappointed? We have our share of purple kool aid drinkers too, but generally there seems to be far more doom and gloom people online after a loss. Writing the team off for the season already and saying how they were right all along about what the organization should have done differently.
No, as soon as the off season hits people start getting delusional and once draft time comes around the team will 100% win the division. This continues until week one they are now super bowl contenders and all analysts who have them ranked mid or back of the pack are fucking stupid and have no idea what they are talking about.

The moment they do bad they all jump ship and want everyone fired and talk about how shirt this team is and say fuck the rest of the season.

This is an every season thing.
 

Jozu

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I think the 49ers cant beat the Steelers. Deion Lewis was running on that defense so Im not so sure they will be able to stop Hyde.

Time of possession will likely favor the Niners and they have better special teams and Scobee sucks so if they leave points on the board its not that crazy to say they lose this game to San Fransisco.
 

Faltigoth

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Kirun

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"The Viking fan in the video and a 49er fan NOT in the video were talking smack to each other, getting into each others faces. A lot of fans from both sides were telling both people to stop and just walk to their cars. The Viking fan shoved the 49er fan's wife into a barrier to try to get to the 49er fan, then at that point the 49er fan walked away from the situation and that's when the Viking fan may have got a little cocky. The Viking fan turned around and addressed everyone behind him (mostly 49er fans). He said " what's up, any of you f*****s want some?!" At that point everyone went silent for 2 seconds then as the Viking fan was turning around to walk away, the 49er fan in the black (at the beginning of the video who threw the first punch) tackled him to the ground. That's where the video starts."

From somebody who was there/witnessed the incident. It sounds like the dipshit messed with the wrong person by shoving his wife.

Anyhow, it's a prime example of what I hate about the "new" 49er fanbase. These fuckers should be Raider fans, but the 49ers had to go and get "good" for a 3 year stretch.
 

Hoss

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I laughed when that tiny lady came in at the end and tried to kick / stomp the guy, then got shoved by another niner fan. I wonder if she was the original one who got shoved.
 

Chanur

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I laughed when that tiny lady came in at the end and tried to kick / stomp the guy, then got shoved by another niner fan. I wonder if she was the original one who got shoved.
Hopefully he told her Go Home Gamergirl.
 

Merrith

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Supposedly Roddy White was quoted as saying he doesn't think Dez Bryant will return this season given the similarity of the injury to one Julio Jones suffered.
 

Foggy

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Supposedly Roddy White was quoted as saying he doesn't think Dez Bryant will return this season given the similarity of the injury to one Julio Jones suffered.
Well fuck, deactivate Dez. Doctor White has spoken.
 

moontayle

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I think it depends on how fast Dez pushes to get back. As long as Jerry doesn't start playing doctor and rushes him out there with crutches and a cast, it might be okay. Rushing back too soon usually results in secondary injuries or even a reinjury.
 

Foggy

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Don't worry, Foggy. Dr. moontayle is here to refute Dr. White's diagnosis.
I don't know which fake doctor to believe anymore so I will believe this one since his prescribed treatment is delicious.
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