NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

You tell me who you'd want coaching your team?





Cocksucker Coyle gone too.

Jim Schwartz coming in as DC? Him and Suh reunited and our defense finally stops sucking?
Our TE based offense finally can do something now that Sims and Jordan can play together and hopefully our offensive scheme gets changed up.

oh well, can't get worse than when we had Philbin.

lol Devante is happy. Maybe now we wont see Greg Fucking Jennings flailing around dropping easily catchable passes.

DeVante Parker on Twitter:

Schemes and playcalling have been bad for the Dolphins. Still not going to be very good on offense if the line doesn't play better though.

Sterling_sl said:

Schemes and playcalling have been bad for the Dolphins. Still not going to be very good on offense if the line doesn't play better though.

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It can actually. If your offensive line is dogshit why are you calling plays that require passes to develop downfield? Why is your QB doing a 5 step drop and attempting to have a pocket presence. If you have one of the worst PAST BLOCKING LINES IN THE FUCKING LEAGUE WHY DONT YOU RUN THE GOD DAMN BALL?!

Sutekh_sl said:

It can actually. If your offensive line is dogshit why are you calling plays that require passes to develop downfield? Why is your QB doing a 5 step drop and attempting to have a pocket presence. If you have one of the worst PAST BLOCKING LINES IN THE FUCKING LEAGUE WHY DONT YOU RUN THE GOD DAMN BALL?!

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Yeah, trying to throw it down the field all the time when you can't block anyone has been infuriating. It can certainly improve with plays that develop faster for sure. The line will still be a problem though.

Sterling_sl said:

Yeah, trying to throw it down the field all the time when you can't block anyone has been infuriating. It can certainly improve with plays that develop faster for sure. The line will still be a problem though.

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The line was supposed to be Philbin's specialty. He intentionally didn't go out and fix the line in FA or the Draft because he thought we could develop talent with Jason Fox, Dallas Thomas, and the rest of the bunch of idiots. The moron even had the audacity to say Jason Fox "looked solid" after the Buffalo game.

Watch Matthew Cannata's Vine "Exhibit G (fumble) -- Joe Philbin on Jason Fox last week: "
Watch Matthew Cannata's Vine "Exhibit F -- Joe Philbin on Jason Fox last week: "
Watch Matthew Cannata's Vine "Exhibit E (he"
Watch Matthew Cannata's Vine "Exhibit D -- Joe Philbin on Jason Fox last week: "
Watch Matthew Cannata's Vine "Dallas Thomas. My God."
Watch Matthew Cannata's Vine "Exhibit C --- Joe Philbin on Jason Fox last week: "
Watch Matthew Cannata's Vine "Joe Philbin on Jason Fox last week: "
Watch Matthew Cannata's Vine "Joe Philbin on Jason Fox last week: "

Fuck Philbin.

I mean just look at him. He just oozes the need to be punched in the face.

Sutekh_sl said:

Jim Schwartz coming in as DC?

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Man, fuck you, no. Ravens fans hoping for him if they ever finally fire dipshit Dean Pees.

Yeah well. We've got his golden boy! Suh and Schwartz reunited?!!?

Don't you wish you had won the Jeff Fisher sweepstakes? :/

Sources say tension with Dolphins had been mounting for weeks in practice | National Football Post

On Saturday during practice, Tannehill, after a couple of practice squad players forced turnovers, Tannehill made negative comments toward them, including saying: "Enjoy your practice squad paycheck, enjoy your practice squad trophy."

Sources say this has been going on for the past few weeks as the practice squad players have been intercepting Tannehill and frustrating the former Texas A&M wide receiver turned quarterback.

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Awesome.

-haha top reddit comment good

"Well that's shitty, if it's true. Somebody should punch him right in the jaw."

Random no-name Texans beat writer breaks gossip story on the Dolphins from a practice in London right after he incorrectly reports how Steve Smith has 4 broken bones in his back?


Yeah, I'm good I'll stick to TMZ for gossip.

Daezuel_sl said:

"Well that's shitty, if it's true. Somebody should punch him right in the jaw."

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Hey, it worked for the Jets.

Sutekh_sl said:

Random no-name Texans beat writer breaks gossip story on the Dolphins from a practice in London right after he incorrectly reports how Steve Smith has 4 broken bones in his back?


Yeah, I'm good I'll stick to TMZ for gossip.

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Who was the writer? If it wasAaron Wilson, be advised that he was a Ravens beat writer before coming to the Texans.

BrutulTM_sl said:

Yeah, kind of a dick thing to say but Matthews doesn't really seem like a nice guy. Kaep could have reminded Matthews of several occasions where he made the Packers D look pretty baffled though.

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It could just be my perception, but Matthews doesn't look as dominating as he once did. Could be a defensive scheme change, don't know. Matthews is no Dick Butkus.

I have nothing against Matthews saying that. They're competing. If Clay can demoralize a QB with some words then go for it.

Must suck for all those pre season Dolphin hopes to get dashed to bits only 4 weeks in. Looks like Suh is clogging up the Dolphins check book more than the line of scrimmage.

Decided to try out Fanduel for the first time. Didn't go with Rivers in any of my lineups (I ran 5) because of the OL and because we have a nasty (for SoCal) storm going through right now. Yeah, that cost me a few hundred dollars (in winnings, not actual losses) and I still hate all of you.