NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

Stephen Ross is a fucking clueless businessman, he thinks he can just throw money at the situation and it will fix itself. He's utterly fucked our front office beyond belief. He hired a dumbshit coordinator into a coaching position that he was not ready for and in his first years showed that. Kept him for another season, has Tannenbaum basically acting as the GM while Dennis Hickey is the actual GM, has Dawn Aponte in some fucked position where she's trying to manage contracts for the team even though we've had some of the worst contracts for our players. First with Mike Wallace and that entire cluster fuck now with Suh making a defense lineman the highest paid defensive player in the league which has resulted in us having one of the worst defenses in the league. Now we're basically in trial period and sacrificing this season after week 4. HEY YOU WANT TO TRY OC? SURE? OH NO YOU SUCK YOU'RE FIRED! YOU WANT TO TRY HC? SURE! OH WAIT NO YOU SUCK TOO, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WE'LL PROBABLY OFFER YOU A MOTHER FUCKING JOB NEXT SEASON BECAUSE THE PERENNIAL FAILURE THAT THIS FUCKING FRANCHISE HAS TURNED INTO NEEDS TO BE PROLONGED AND ALLOWED TO FESTER. Brent Grimes is washed up, Cam Wake is done. Our secondary is the worst in the NFL. We spent our first round draft pick on what seems to be another bust. Parker just giving up on 80% of his routes and sitting behind Greg Jennings is fucking pathetic. Tannehill has to deal with Dallas Fucking Thomas and Billy Fucking Turner who at the time were rated in the FUCKING 80S FOR GUARDS. THESE TWO PIECES OF SHIT ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN SOME TEAMS FUCKING BACKUPS AND THEY'RE STARTING FOR US BECAUSE PEDOPHILE MOTHER FUCKING JOE PHILBIN WANTED TO DEVELOP THE FUCKING TALENT AT GUARD. Between Ju'wuan James and Brandon Albert these two assholes are made of pure glass, I'm sure if you put both of their games played together it wouldn't even equal 16 games because these two fat fucking pieces of shit cannot stay healthy. I feel fucking bad for Jarvis Landry. They literally ask him to do every possible god damn thing he can to do somehow bring this awful fucking team out of the gutter. We let Charles Clay go to Buffalo, Charles Clay who was probably the greatest threat the Dolphins had since fucking OJ MCDUFFIE in the passing game. Now we're stuck with fucking Jordan Fucking Cameron who will not be on this team next year and Dion STONEHANDS Sims. Just give me fucking Jake Stoneburner back, at least this asshole can catch a ball that fucking hits him in the hands.

Did I cover everything? If Dan Campbell is offered a job at the end of the season I don't know, I might just be done with football.

Sutekh_sl said:

Fuck me this team sucks.





Dude misses a single throw all night, get out of here. Cock suckers have to catch the fucking ball.

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Damnit Sutekh, it was a REALLY bad time to miss it though. Just annoyed Dolphins had a lead multiple times in this game and somehow just fucking forgot to cover OBJ over the top to lose.

Welcome to Miami Fucking Dolphin football. Completely forget the biggest star on the field and get utterly destroyed by teams who realize they shouldn't do 7 step drops. The inability to adjust to the opposing team just shows how inexperienced they are at coach.

Hey Sutekh,

Didnt see the game last night, how did the Dolphins do? Did they roll coverage over to OBJ and shut him down like Campbell said they would?

Thanks,

Your Pal.


(P.S. I did see that the Pats clinched the Division, so whatever you did worked! Maybe next year =( )

Patriots defense played so well. I don't know whether to credit Ryan & Butler for shutting down the receivers or the D line for pressuring Hoyer.

I think the Texans are a team reliant on the semi long ball, which means any amount of pressure really grinds the gears

Seeing Beckham go off last night (he basically secured me the #2 slot in my FF playoffs) just makes me appreciate what Dallas was able to do in their matchups. Only team besides Buffalo to hold him to no touchdowns and less than 50 yards. That dude is some special sauce.

At least we don't have to replace the punter. Dropped 3 punts in a row inside the 5. At least one dolphins player is going to the pro bowl.

zzeris_sl said:

That team is wasting really good talent like Suh, Miller, Jones, and eventually Parker. Notice there was no mention of the QB.

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Tannehill is good enough. The first 4 years in the league he wasn't allowed to audible out of anything, choosing between Mike Sherman/Bill Lazor's shit pass or shit run play. Took 139 sacks in his first 3 seasons and hasn't missed a snap. Fix the o-line and coaching (Lamar Miller got 5 carries in the second half wtf), and we will be okay.

Miami is already over the cap for next season, and there are no other good QB's out there you can get to replace him.

Tannehill isn't the problem nor should the Dolphins move on from Tannehill. Anyone who thinks that is a fucking moron. He's not the second coming of Dan Marino, but he doesn't fucking have to be. He's more than good enough to lead the team to the playoffs and greater the team around him just doesn't have to be utter dogshit. He's playing with probably the worst offensive line in the league and that's a line the previous coach WANTED TO KEEP and COMPLIMENTED THEM on games where they were having the worst grades of any guards in the league. Pouncey is the only one that's playing somewhat decent this year. Moronic casual NFL fans that know nothing always go through the same fucking routine. Team loses; BLAME QB, Team wins; BLAME EVERYONE BUT QB.

Tannehill is here to stay and that's a good thing. Now next year when he has his fucking FOURTH offensive coordinator in 4 years hopefully he can start showing that.

Sutekh_sl said:

Tannehill isn't the problem nor should the Dolphins move on from Tannehill. Anyone who thinks that is a fucking moron. He's not the second coming of Dan Marino, but he doesn't fucking have to be. He's more than good enough to lead the team to the playoffs and greater the team around him just doesn't have to be utter dogshit. He's playing with probably the worst offensive line in the league and that's a line the previous coach WANTED TO KEEP and COMPLIMENTED THEM on games where they were having the worst grades of any guards in the league. Pouncey is the only one that's playing somewhat decent this year. Moronic casual NFL fans that know nothing always go through the same fucking routine. Team loses; BLAME QB, Team wins; BLAME EVERYONE BUT QB.

Tannehill is here to stay and that's a good thing. Now next year when he has his fucking FOURTH offensive coordinator in 4 years hopefully he can start showing that.

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Dont forget the soft ass coaching staff that couldn't handle or coach any talent with passion or personality. Philbin was right though since Vontae Davis, Brandon Marshall, and Richie Incognito are all washed up and out of the league. Oh wait.

Tannehill kind of sucks dude.

Im not saying their problems lie with him, I understand he doesnt have the protection he needs or the coaching staff around him, or the stability in regards to the system, but to divert ALL the blame away from him is misguided.

I have seen him make some pretty bad decisions with the ball and he has a knack for disappearing during games. Its like he mentally checks out.

But then hell throw a beautiful ball to split the defense or drop a rope in a tight spot to make you rethink whether or not he does actually suck.

Like, Im not convinced Tannehill leads that 2014 Colts team to a championship game. What if he played for the Bengals? Would he be a better option than Dalton? Would the Dolphins be better with Dalton? The Tannehill question is one of the most vexing in football.

I don't disagree, like I said he's not the second coming of Dan Marino. He's not going to be a hall of famer, but he's serviceable. There should be no reason to even talk about Tannehill after this most recent loss. Nooooooone. There were so many other mistakes and just because he didn't put the fucking team on his back and score 35 points by himself people want to talk about how shit he is.

Sutekh_sl said:

I don't disagree, like I said he's not the second coming of Dan Marino. He's not going to be a hall of famer, but he's serviceable. There should be no reason to even talk about Tannehill after this most recent loss. Nooooooone. There were so many other mistakes and just because he didn't put the fucking team on his back and score 35 points by himself people want to talk about how shit he is.

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Your right.

What sucks for the Dolphins and their fans is they are always mediocre. So, no playoffs but also no top draft pick.

Would be really shitty for you guys if Cam Newton and the Panthers win out and win the Super Bowl lol.

I honestly would not be upset if the Panthers had a perfect season. Anyone but the Patriots. It's an archaic record that's not even really that important anymore.

I just want a good coach.

Ryan Tannehill is plenty good enough. If Trent Dilfer and Brad Johnson can win SBs, Tannehill certainly can. They just need to go all in on defense and build around Suh.

You also need to stop your QB from getting killed.