NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

Hoss · Sep 10, 2015

Axlrose_sl said:
I would like to take this moment to say a fond farewell to my liver since being a Bears fan, I will have to endure a long ass season drinking heavily while watching Catler tossing interceptions, a receiving core that are all on injured reserve, and players on defense that are collecting social security checks along with game checks...

Since i picked the pack for week 1 in the elimination league, I fully expect the bears to win the first game and give you mountains of false hope.

Lleauaric · Sep 10, 2015

Pats 12-4
Bills 10-6 (lack of QB prevents movement into elite status)
Dolphins 9-7 (No depth = 2nd half collapse)
Jets 7-9

Ravens vs Pats in AFC Title Game.

Eagles vs Seahawks in NFC Title.

Phazael · Sep 10, 2015

NFC-
North- Packers, because the Vikings are not ready yet and the other two teams are dumpster fires
East- Cowboys, because Bradford is made of glass and Chip's offense will be as lame as last year when defenses start giving a shit.
West- Seahawks, because not having to try against San Fran means they can guard against the Rams and Cards trolling.
South- Carolina, because they are the least shitty in that division.
Wild Cards- Eagles, because scoring a lot of points gets you in to the playoffs and Vikings because they are about to turn the corner.

AFC-
North- Ravens, because the Stealers hype is meaningless if they don't have any defense and the dirtiest team wins that division each year.
East- The Asterisks because the addition of Suh won't push the Dolphins over the hump.
West- Broncos, because no one else can string more than two wins in a row together in that division.
South- Colts, because they are gifted with the only division weaker than the NFC south.
Wild Cards- Dolphins, because they will manage to go over 500 finally, and the Chargers for the same reason.

Superbowl Pick-
Packers represent the NFC unless they sustain any more major injuries (very likely with our shitty conditioning crew) or have to face Seattle at home (also likely), in which case Cowboys will go instead.
Ravens will represent the AFC unless the Steelers shore up their line issues, in which case they will take the division and the conference.

In my mind, I think its likely Ravens beating the Cowboys, but if the Packers catch any kind of lucky break they will win it all.

Gankak · Sep 10, 2015

NFC;
North - Packers
West - Seahawks
East - Cowboys
South - Carolina
WC - Eagles/Vikings

AFC
North - Steelers
West - Broncos
East - Patriots
South - Colts
WC - Ravens\Dolphins

Packers v Seahawks in Seattle for the NFC
Pats v Colts in Indy for the AFC

Merrith · Sep 10, 2015

NFC
North - Packers
West - Seahawks
East - Cowboys
South - Carolina
Wildcards - Lions/Cardinals

AFC
North - Steelers
West - Broncos
East - Patriots
South - Colts
Wildcards - Ravens/Chiefs

NFC Title Game - Packers v Seahawks
AFC Title Game - Patriots v Indy

Super Bowl - Packers over Patriots

Ameraves · Sep 10, 2015

Kreugen_sl said:
I'm not sure what sAmerican Inventoring sounds like but I think I just did it.

The last live football game I attended was Alex Smith's first start. I believe the game still holds the record for most points scored by the Redskins at Fedex field. I don't think the 49ers ever actually took the field because all I remember is Moss running 2000 yards up and down the sidelines for an hour.

I'm prepared. I'll go ahead and settle on my backup contender team. Chargers? No, I can't handle that much Rivers face. Green Bay? No, too many years of playoff rivalry. Philly? Hahahaha no. Cowboys? Sorry not homo. Denver? Jesus christ, Manning must have every NFL record for a noodle armed cripple.

I guess it's settled. Go Pats.

/vomits

BrutulTM_sl said:
I'm going with the Colts personally. I like Andrew Luck and Gore needs a superbowl ring.

Fuck both of you faggots!

You know, I semi recently found out that my new neighbors are Seahawks fans, and they just put their fucking 12 flag out. So you know what I did. I went out and bought myself a 49er flag and hung it out proud, and I made sure that shit was flying higher than theirs. I will have to see if I can get a good picture of both of them.

I will go down with the ship!

Tenks · Sep 10, 2015

Steeler faggots can suck my dick and all you other dick suckers picking them to win the division

Kreugen · Sep 10, 2015

Mike Vick 52 - Patriots 0

Rothlisberger forgot what day it was.

Kirun · Sep 10, 2015

Ameraves_sl said:
Fuck both of you faggots!

You know, I semi recently found out that my new neighbors are Seahawks fans, and they just put their fucking 12 flag out. So you know what I did. I went out and bought myself a 49er flag and hung it out proud, and I made sure that shit was flying higher than theirs. I will have to see if I can get a good picture of both of them.

I will go down with the ship!

+1

Fuck the rest of you two teaming faggots and all the fans of teams not named 49ers! Next stop? Super Bo..ok, I couldn't say it without laughing, I admit.

azeth · Sep 10, 2015

sideways raining in MA right now, Foxborough area. Going to be a sloppy one, like all of your mother's cunts.

Kreugen · Sep 10, 2015

Kirun_sl said:
+1

Fuck the rest of you two teaming faggots and all the fans of teams not named 49ers! Next stop? Super Bo..ok, I couldn't say it without laughing, I admit.

It just took me a while to recover from the Colts leaving baltimore.

Ambiturner · Sep 10, 2015

I don't think it's a question of who will win the Super Bowl this year, but of how many in a row will the Cowboys win before Romo gets bored and moves on? I'm guessing 4.

Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl 50-54 Champions followed by Roger Goodell announcing the Cowboys are the official winners of football and shutting down the NFL.

Uber Uberest · Sep 10, 2015

Azeth*_sl said:
sideways raining in MA right now, Foxborough area. Going to be a sloppy one, like all of your mother's cunts.

It's not bro. I don't know where you're located, but your info is false.

Grimmlokk · Sep 10, 2015

Tenks_sl said:
But if every team loses every week think about how good your team's playoff chances would be! Let the hate flow.

Edko_sl said:
NO. No no no no no.

Fuck your team. Fuck it hard. Fuck it with a barb wired pole.

Hate is very important, dammit.

Foggy_sl said:
Dear everybody,

Well it is that time again. Fuck you and all your teams. I hope you all die in a fucking fire you worthless pond scum.

Genjiro_sl said:
Fuck Jerrahworld, Tony fumble, Ray Rice, Ray Lewis, all the Harbaugh faggots(etc etc etc...Our Genj got a bit worked up)

I'm so fucking happy this thread is worth visiting again. I couldn't be prouder of you all. Except this fucking faggot right here...

moontayle_sl said:
Not all of us are heartless, sadsack shitlords who live on the misery of others.

Jesus, I could feel my balls turning in to ovaries just reading that romance novelization.

Tenks_sl said:
I think most people who are actual hardcore fans of one team only like that one team, are neutral on a few and actively hate almost every other team

As it should be.

ACTUAL FOOBAW TONIGHT BOYS!!!!!

Rengak · Sep 10, 2015

Fuck all yalls teams. I hate them so much that I wish they had the Texans QB's.

Muurloen · Sep 10, 2015

Nothing bias at all in these picks.

NFC
North - Packers
West - Seahawks
East - Cowboys
South - Atlanta
Wildcards - Lions/Cardinals

AFC
North - Ravens
West - Broncos
East - Patriots
South - Texans
Wildcards - Stillers/Indy

NFC Title Game - Packers v Seahawks
AFC Title Game - Texans v Indy

Super Bowl - Texans over Packers

BrutulTM · Sep 10, 2015

uncognito_sl said:
Nobody spamming all their division picks this year. just doesn't feel the same without it

God damn it. I hate it when people do that. Of all the things I don't care about, random poster's football picks are one of them.

Grimmlokk · Sep 10, 2015

No one gives a single fuck about anyone's divisional picks. Shit's for retarded faggots who can't find a dick to suck for the moment so need to find another way to be gay for a minute.

Ameraves · Sep 10, 2015

This is the best I could do for now. Yes I know my house is ugly and needs to be painted, we are working on it. Fuck off!

And also, another big FUCK. Totally forgot my wife got tickets to a concert tonight, so I will be missing the first game of the year. My only hope is they are playing it at the bar we are going to first so I can at least catch the first half.

Genjiro · Sep 10, 2015

Before the bar, go to a dealership and turn in that minimetrosexualvan in for something with balls, sir. Also, get some yard work done bro.... dat grass.

And finally fuck your 49ers and that guys Seahag flag

Feelin' the hate today boys, it must be that time....time for James Harrison to go low

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