NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

Brahma

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He already announced he wont be back a week or two ago.

Bills fans donations to Andy Daltons charity is over 100K as of this morning.

I get that its a flawed 9-7 team that lucked into the playoffs and will sputter out of Jacksonville, but damn its a good time for us and Im glad the fans are embracing it and sharing the joy.

I hate the Bills. I hate them with a passion for almost 30 years. I hated Levy. I hated Polian. I hated Thomas/Reed/Lofton/Kelly. I even hated your TE, whatever his name was, Mitzelplick. Nothing was more satisfying than watching them lose three straight SB's. I could have lived for 3 years without sex because of those losses. Your playoff drought was like ambrosia and cocaine pumped into my veins via LCD laced needles. Until last week.

Now? This weeks loss you will have coming in Jacksonville, will be like me nutting on the back of a fat chick. Fucked up yet satisfying. As I kick that fat bitch out of the house/playoffs. FuckyourBills.
 
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Sebudai

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Bortles could totally bortles this game against the Bills. Jax has looked like dogshit the past couple weeks.
 
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Anyone else having trouble changing avatars? When I go to upload that picture it just continues loading forever.

Does that for me too. I always try a couple times when it gives me the button again. Then when I finally give up I see that the avatar has changed.
 

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This is the annoying thing - the Bears are going for retreaded head coaches again. At this point, I rather see a brand new face, an unknown, instead of some other team's rejected previous head coach. This team is still rebuilding (as always), so there is no pressing need to "win now". Yet their mentality is plucking some offensive minded coordinator from a winning team will translate into wins here. Worked with Trestman, right?

Heard on the news that Pace was given a two year extension to his contract. Trubisky probably saved his ass this year but unless he can produce over the next two, he'll be out (I think).

Ryan Pace was the Saints' talent scout for all those years our fucking drafts were terrible. We got rid of him and if you look at the last 2 years' drafts we have been outstanding. We had so many drafts where Ryan Pace's guys were gone within a year or 2. Brandin Cooks was the only one that survived the 2013 draft and I'm still happy we traded him for basically Ryan Ramczyk our new Right Tackle.

I don't see things getting better for the Bears going forward. Bears have always been a defensive team when they were good. They really need to find a defensive minded HC more like Ron Rivera than John Fox.
 

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Before the season I predicted the Saints would improve. First 2 games I thought I was going to eat those words hardcore but then we went on an 8 game tear. It's been a bit of a mixed bag since that 8 game streak. We've had a lot of defensive injuries this year that have really been tough to deal with. I was hoping we would close the season out 13-3 but losses to Tampa and ATL the last month hurt pretty bad. Apparently Carolina didn't want the division anymore than we did though.

Our drafts have been so good the last 2 years I'm really excited to see how next year goes. I love my team but I think we're too beat up to win it all. We have the best QB of the NFC playoff teams by a landslide but no one but Michael Thomas is consistently catching balls down field. I don't want to be the 3rd NFC south team in a row to lose the Superbowl so I'm hoping we win the WC and Divisional playoff rounds to get our guys some good playoff experience. We lost the NFC Championship back in 07 I believe it was and then 2 years later won it all. That's the realist in me.

I think Pats win it all again this year. If my Saints do somehow win it all this year we're pretty sure Brees will be back since he's 1 season away from leading the all time TD and yardage records. If we were to win the SB this year I'd love to see the Saints resign Jimmy Graham and grab another stud WR off some other team so Brees to break all of Manning's single season records throwing for like 58 TDS, 5700 yards, 8 TDs in a single game against the Falcons and finally win an MVP. I'm just dreaming though...
 

zzeris

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I hate the Bills. I hate them with a passion for almost 30 years. I hated Levy. I hated Polian. I hated Thomas/Reed/Lofton/Kelly. I even hated your TE, whatever his name was, Mitzelplick. Nothing was more satisfying than watching them lose three straight SB's. I could have lived for 3 years without sex because of those losses. Your playoff drought was like ambrosia and cocaine pumped into my veins via LCD laced needles. Until last week.

Now? This weeks loss you will have coming in Jacksonville, will be like me nutting on the back of a fat chick. Fucked up yet satisfying. As I kick that fat bitch out of the house/playoffs. FuckyourBills.

I like this man. I'm not sure, with Bortles going back to shit so quickly, that they lose. What scenario then? Make it good like the others lol.
 

Asshat Brando

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I could see him going to the Bears. I think the Bears is an attractive job. Trubisky is a legitimate QB. A good coach and coordinator and they will be much better. Fee more pieces and they can be competitive.

What crack are you smoking? We have some interesting pieces on D but there are no playmakers on O but the RB's. Worst WR group in the league by far, no TE and Trubisky has shown nothing other than 1 decent game against the Bengals.
 

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What crack are you smoking? We have some interesting pieces on D but there are no playmakers on O but the RB's. Worst WR group in the league by far, no TE and Trubisky has shown nothing other than 1 decent game against the Bengals.

Dont see how you can even judge Trubisky with Fox as coach. Get someone more offensive and can work with Trubitskys strengths and go from there. Recievers are a dime a doozen. Can pick up several in the draft.
 

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Maybe Dalton can go to Buffalo when the new regime dumps him.

As long as we also draft Mason Rudolph or Josh Allen as well, I would welcome him warmly.

I hate the Bills. I hate them with a passion for almost 30 years. I hated Levy. I hated Polian. I hated Thomas/Reed/Lofton/Kelly. I even hated your TE, whatever his name was, Mitzelplick. Nothing was more satisfying than watching them lose three straight SB's. I could have lived for 3 years without sex because of those losses. Your playoff drought was like ambrosia and cocaine pumped into my veins via LCD laced needles. Until last week.

Now? This weeks loss you will have coming in Jacksonville, will be like me nutting on the back of a fat chick. Fucked up yet satisfying. As I kick that fat bitch out of the house/playoffs. FuckyourBills.

McKeller Or Metzlaars? White or black?

They both were able to be oddly average on the NFLs best offense.
 

Asshat Brando

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Dont see how you can even judge Trubisky with Fox as coach. Get someone more offensive and can work with Trubitskys strengths and go from there. Recievers are a dime a doozen. Can pick up several in the draft.

What are Trubisky's strengths? Running around and throwing really hard? The guy was a total bum in college and he's looked nothing different in the NFL. Fox doesn't seem a death knell to QB's on his own, Gase was so highly thought of he got the Miami job.
 

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2016+2017 are the Lions' first back-to-back winning seasons since doing three in a row at the height of Barry Sanders' career 1993-1995, and they still fired their head coach.

Caldwell did four seasons with the Lions:

2014: 11-5, made the playoffs
2015: 7-9, no playoffs
2016: 9-7, made the playoffs
2017: 9-7, no playoffs

I'm not totally convinced it was a good idea, but I understand it. GM Bob Quinn means business.
 
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zzeris

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So why is Rudolph suddenly on a lot of fan's radar? He has one of the best WR groups in the nation(kept them his whole career basically) and looked terrible against TCU when he couldn't just heave the ball deep. Even against VT, he looked bad until his WRs were able to just run past less talented DBs.
 
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