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zzeris

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That was a horrible fucking game. I swear the NFL is trying to find our breaking point. In other news, Mustache Minshew has more wins by Game 3 than Eli will have all year. Time to put that HOF career to bed.
 

Merrith

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Merrith

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I hope he plays big dick Nick right out of a job.

It's funny, a guy on a Redskins blog I check out a bit was talking about Minshew before the draft. Wanted us to not use a first on Jones or Haskins and wait until the late mid rounds to draft Minshew. Props to that dude for knowing what he saw.

I know it's real early but on the field he kind of looks the part making big throws. Glad I picked up Chark Jr. in my fantasy league although sad I left him on the bench tonight. Wasn't exactly a great weather night to throw the ball either but he made some big ones. Missed some stuff too, but it's not like Fournette did shit on the ground for them until that one big run late.
 
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If I was in the Jags organization, I would ASAP hire up a band capable of playing rock solid James Brown grooves, and put the 'stache in the limelite.

I say, work the shit. Why not?
 

Jozu

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Could he actually be a porn star while also being an NFL QB?

I thought about this more than I would like to admit, but technically he could right? No real risk of injury, so it shouldn't void his contract with Jags. It also wouldnt violate conduct policy as its legal....

How incredible would it be if he was on instagram slinging dick on Saturdays and balling out on the field on Sundays?
 

Ambiturner

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Could he actually be a porn star while also being an NFL QB?

I thought about this more than I would like to admit, but technically he could right? No real risk of injury, so it shouldn't void his contract with Jags. It also wouldnt violate conduct policy as its legal....

How incredible would it be if he was on instagram slinging dick on Saturdays and balling out on the field on Sundays?

Doesn't have to be illegal to violate the conduct policy
 

Gavinmad

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Doesn't have to be illegal to violate the conduct policy

Out of curiosity I looked it up.

 Conduct that undermines or puts at risk the integrity of the NFL, NFL clubs, or NFL personnel.

Pretty safe catch all that likely covers pornographic performances lol
 
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Chanur

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Not to mention it would effect other sponsorships he would get. Assuming he is a starting QB that could cost him a lot.

I don't think Foles plays another snap as a Jaguar.
 
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Merrith

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Cowboys North will play him until the NFL sits him. So this is all on Goodell to do the right thing.

When you say Cowboys North I'm thinking Minnesota or Detroit. But one has had too much playoff success in recent years and the other not enough ever.
 
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zzeris

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I love watching Belichick shit on reporters and then see them whine on twitter. I wish every coach had some balls.

Not to toot my horn, but I was a big Minshew fan and thought he was an easy 4th rounder. Anyone who watched WSU last year saw some fun football. He's surpassed my expectations at this point but the guy is a lot of fun.
 
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Fadaar

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It's funny, a guy on a Redskins blog I check out a bit was talking about Minshew before the draft. Wanted us to not use a first on Jones or Haskins and wait until the late mid rounds to draft Minshew. Props to that dude for knowing what he saw.

I know it's real early but on the field he kind of looks the part making big throws. Glad I picked up Chark Jr. in my fantasy league although sad I left him on the bench tonight. Wasn't exactly a great weather night to throw the ball either but he made some big ones. Missed some stuff too, but it's not like Fournette did shit on the ground for them until that one big run late.

Guy I worked with in the AF was a huuuuuge Russell Wilson fan and singing his praises coming out of college. Turned out he was on to something.

Also:

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