NFL 2019 Season: It's Tricky!

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Merrith

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So Washington is popping up as his next stop.

Please no. One he's just uncontrollable at this point, the other I'm kind of embracing the tank. We should trade Trent Williams to whoever will actually offer a 1st, too.
 

Drakurii

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The patriots cut Hernandez when they found out he was a murderer, stand up organization. They are not the Ravens.

lets stop with the glorification of the Pats, Kraft was getting rang rang happy endings just this past off season and the league looked the other way
 
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uncognito

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AB needs to ride around Pat's facilities in a specially made hot air balloon covered in jokes/memes about krafts's hand job arrest to really make this the best timeline.
 
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Uber Uberest

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It was a consensual blowjob between two adults. We’re not talking about a rapist like the quarterback in Pittsburgh. The Patriot Way doesn’t allow for rapists, that’s why they cut Antonio.
 
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Drakurii

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yea the girls in those massage parlors really have a choice to say no, that's how sex trafficking works
 
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Skinner

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lets stop with the glorification of the Pats, Kraft was getting rang rang happy endings just this past off season and the league looked the other way

You trying to make this a thing is retarded. A 80 year old billionaire whose wife is dead paid for a handjob from a 58 year old woman. If he took his private Jet several states West it would have been legal. It should be legal everywhere. It's such a serious misdemeanor that if he even admitted to doing it he would serve zero jail time and it would be struck from his record. Get the fuck out of here with "the league looked the other way" and go research Jim Irsay.

Hernandez is fair game because it was rumored that he wasn't a good dude even before the draft and it was an open secret that the people he hung around with were scumbags of the worst kind. The Patriots gave him a chance because they believed they could be a much needed daddy figure during his stay. They were wrong and he ended up killing people.

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yea the girls in those massage parlors really have a choice to say no, that's how sex trafficking works

You're a stupid motherfucker.
 
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Armadon

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Patriots are like old school Spartans, do whatever you want to succeed just don't get caught. As soon as you get caught, off with your head.
 
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Uber Uberest

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yea the girls in those massage parlors really have a choice to say no, that's how sex trafficking works

Ma’am was anyone charged with sex trafficking? Proposal to ban this retard from NFL talk until Cowboys win a super bowl.
 
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Drakurii

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The guy used his power and influence to avoid jail time big shocker. I'm sure it was just dumb luck he chose this place tho my bad.


The investigation, which ensnared nearly 300 suspected johns, including New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, has sparked a national conversation about human trafficking and renewed calls to strengthen anti-trafficking laws. Police say some of the female spa employees were locked inside the parlors for weeks at a time and made to engage in sexual acts with clients – some as many as 16 times a day.
 

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rdr^2
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The guy used his power and influence to avoid jail time big shocker. I'm sure it was just dumb luck he chose this place tho my bad.


The investigation, which ensnared nearly 300 suspected johns, including New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, has sparked a national conversation about human trafficking and renewed calls to strengthen anti-trafficking laws. Police say some of the female spa employees were locked inside the parlors for weeks at a time and made to engage in sexual acts with clients – some as many as 16 times a day.

None of this is true, and none of this has anything to do with Kraft. You’ve gone retard first in to fake news. You’ve got Patriots derangement syndrome.
 
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Kaines

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Hate to burst your bubble, but black quarterbacks are too dumb to win Super Bowls.
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Gavinmad

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The guy used his power and influence to avoid jail time big shocker. I'm sure it was just dumb luck he chose this place tho my bad.


The investigation, which ensnared nearly 300 suspected johns, including New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, has sparked a national conversation about human trafficking and renewed calls to strengthen anti-trafficking laws. Police say some of the female spa employees were locked inside the parlors for weeks at a time and made to engage in sexual acts with clients – some as many as 16 times a day.

The arrests at the Orchids of Asia Day Spa led to precisely zero human trafficking charges.
 
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Jozu

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Uber is a tremendous troll. I'm not even sure if anything he says can be taken at face value, even his delusions regarding Boston teams.

Also this LMAO

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Skinner

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The guy used his power and influence to avoid jail time big shocker. I'm sure it was just dumb luck he chose this place tho my bad.


The investigation, which ensnared nearly 300 suspected johns, including New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, has sparked a national conversation about human trafficking and renewed calls to strengthen anti-trafficking laws. Police say some of the female spa employees were locked inside the parlors for weeks at a time and made to engage in sexual acts with clients – some as many as 16 times a day.

Here's some Breaking News that occurred months ago: The police made that shit up. They based their entire trafficking claim on bullshit such as the "fridge having too much food for employees". They had a corrupt state expert confirm their bullshit for the bullshit illegal tap and when the entire case fell apart the expert changed her mind.

Turns out the entire thing was just simple prostitution, the employees who gave Kraft handjobs were in their 50s, and they had American citizenship. The police? They lied about almost everything because they either wanted to close down a rub and tug or incorrectly believed there was trafficking there and wanted to do anything by any means necessary to close it down, including lying to the Judge to get their warrant and utilizing a corrupt state expert that the cops used to tell the police and the judge one thing to help the police get their illegial 9/11 tap while intentionally omitting her lies in her official report to cover her own ass if things went wrong.


Here's one article that does a good job covering how absolutely fucked and corrupt the entire thing was: When The Robert Kraft Case Fell Apart, The Women Were Left To Pay The Price
 
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uncognito

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So if the chick old lady was american and may still be around, maybe AB can find her, and hire her to join him on his hot air balloon ride around Pat's facilities. Get paid by some porn site to live stream some BJs inside the balloon. Throw in some fart porn for the freaks.
 
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