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What goal posts? I joked that Father Time would catch up eventually. Oldest joke in the world it's literally undefeated. What are we even talking about?

I was talking about the comment saying next few years and you went to 60.

Ol Brady could be trolling Stafford for a bit if he was going to the NFCC on the regular. Iā€™m just hoping he retires.
 

Merrith

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I was talking about the comment saying next few years and you went to 60.

Ol Brady could be trolling Stafford for a bit if he was going to the NFCC on the regular. Iā€™m just hoping he retires.

I probably should have put a space between the Father Time comment and then noting that the Rams beat Brady with Goff this year. I still think Brady probably has another year or two in him, although the falloff might be dramatic when it finally does happen.
 

uncognito

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Now Iā€™m hoping I donā€™t wake up and see that the redskins give up whatever outrageous ransom Watson will cost, 4 first round picks and Jon Allen+Montez sweat would probably not even be enough. And we are not a QB away from winning

plz Mr. new GM make your splash some other way
 
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jooka

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well, you are talking about a team who traded Hopkins for a 2nd and a 4th and it's safe to say the guy who did the trade is still employed with the Texans
 

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Zero clue if that is legit

They'll want, not they want. It's speculation. Does seem like a decent estimate of the price Watson could command. And while they've said he won't be traded, I think they will end up parting ways. The QB is such an important person both on and off the field, do you really want to try rebuild on the back of a guy who doesn't want to be there?
 
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Muurloen

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They'll want, not they want. It's speculation. Does seem like a decent estimate of the price Watson could command. And while they've said he won't be traded, I think they will end up parting ways. The QB is such an important person both on and off the field, do you really want to try rebuild on the back of a guy who doesn't want to be there?
He is untradable due to the dead money alone.

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YEARAGEBASE SALARYSIGNINGROSTERCAP HITDEAD CAPYEARLY CASH
202025$1,177,123$7,453,961$1,177,123$9,808,207$75,771,084$29,354,246($29,354,246)
202126$10,540,000$5,400,000-$15,940,000$67,140,000$10,540,000($39,894,246)
202227$35,000,000$5,400,000-$40,400,000$51,200,000$35,000,000($74,894,246)
202328$20,000,000$5,400,000$17,000,000$42,400,000$10,800,000$37,000,000($111,894,246)

POTENTIAL OUT: 2024, 4 YR, $111,894,246; $5,400,000 DEAD CAP

202429$32,000,000$5,400,000-$37,400,000$5,400,000$32,000,000($143,894,246)
202530$32,000,000--$32,000,000-$32,000,000


He has $154+m to be paid, he is not going to be a no show and throw that money away.
 
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Merrith

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well, you are talking about a team who traded Hopkins for a 2nd and a 4th and it's safe to say the guy who did the trade is still employed with the Texans

Bill O'Brien? He's gone.
 
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Jozu

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Jared Goff has one more Pro Bowl appearance than Stafford.

Goof went twice.

What an insane stat. Its hard to believe Matt Stafford has only made ONE Pro Bowl in his whole career.
 

jooka

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O'Brien was head coach and GM (he literally was named GM at end of January last year, trade happened in mid March) at the time, it wasn't Easterby.

What ever you say bud
 
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Jozu

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Stafford is a dog though. Probably one of the toughest bastards in the entire league.

 
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