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Chanur

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Jared Goff has one more Pro Bowl appearance than Stafford.

Goof went twice.

What an insane stat. Its hard to believe Matt Stafford has only made ONE Pro Bowl in his whole career.
its a popularity contest and its the Lions.

Nice anecdote by JJ Watt about Philip Rivers.

 
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BrutulTM

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Stafford is a dog though. Probably one of the toughest bastards in the entire league.


Is his shoulder dislocated? That's pretty badass.

Stafford also totally looks like one of my favorite musicians, Jason Isbell.

Jason-Isbell.jpg


 
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Jozu

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Yeah I remember that game, I believe he dislocated shoulder and then had it popped back in if Im not mistaken.
 

Ameraves

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I'm super skeptical on this one here. However, if there is any truth to it, it will really make me question Shanahan's ability to evaluate QB's.

 

Jozu

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Kirk Fucking Cousins?

That cant be real.

Id rather have Jamies Winston than Kirk Cousins.
 

Animosity

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Pretty funny how Goff and Jimmy G take their teams to super bowls in back to back years and are both being ridden out of town lol.
 
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Kirun

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I'm super skeptical on this one here. However, if there is any truth to it, it will really make me question Shanahan's ability to evaluate QB's.


If there's truth to this, I think Shanahan lets Kirk bang his wife. Ridiculous the hardon he has for that guy.
 

BrutulTM

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Yeah it definitely seems like Shanahan thinks he can get something out of Cousins that no one else can. If they go that way I hope he's right. He also seems to love CJ Beathard though and that hasn't gone anywhere.
 

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Watching the 49ers spend any significant number of resources to get Cousins would be a Seahawks/Rams/Cardinals fans’ wet dream.
 
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Watching the 49ers spend any significant number of resources to get Cousins would be a Seahawks/Rams/Cardinals fans’ wet dream.
The best part will be when he has a good first season for them and gets their hopes up.
 
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Ameraves

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At this point my hopes are in this order. Trade the farm for Watson, trade the farm to move up and draft Zach Wilson, ride with Jimmy G and hope for the best.
 
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Merrith

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Shanahan has wanted to reunite with Cousins for awhile. Lot of rumors before he left Washington that 49ers would give up a 1st for him.
 

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I am pretty sure Goof being included in the trade was more about the Rams shedding cap space than anything else.
 
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Kirun

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Yeah it definitely seems like Shanahan thinks he can get something out of Cousins that no one else can. If they go that way I hope he's right. He also seems to love CJ Beathard though and that hasn't gone anywhere.
Yeah, the Cousins shit would be silly, as you're basically getting the same level of play with Jimmy G. Maybe a bit less injury prone, but to offer anything for that? Stupid.
 
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BrutulTM

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Ross Tucker says Cousins is going to SF and Jimmy G is going back to New England. I guess if you could trade Jimmy back to Belichick for a 2nd rounder and then trade that 2nd rounder to Minnesota for Cousins it sort of makes sense if you really think Cousins is better. Cousins is who Shanahan wanted before they got Jimmy and maybe he still thinks they did that wrong.
 

Sterling

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Ross Tucker says Cousins is going to SF and Jimmy G is going back to New England. I guess if you could trade Jimmy back to Belichick for a 2nd rounder and then trade that 2nd rounder to Minnesota for Cousins it sort of makes sense if you really think Cousins is better.
If it's a roundabout way to get a direct swap without additional assets involved it seems fine if they like Cousins better.