NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

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Jozu

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Weird situation: Chiefs barber ends up testing positive for Covid. Mahomes and 20 other players were in line to get cuts, but was cancelled obviously. The strange thing about this is the back up center Kilgore was literally in the middle of his haircut when the results for the barber came back positive. Like...wtf? Why would you even have him start cutting before you got results back?

How much of a disaster would it have been if he did end up cutting Mahomes, Hill, Kelce etc.?
 
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Bubbles

2022 Asshat Award Winner
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Hosix

All labs matter!
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Fadaar

That guy
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She looks like the type you finally settle down to marry. Kinda like when Elton John married that chick. Cough cough wink wink.
 
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Jozu

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Rodgers knows what he likes.

its hilarious though how many black athletes have white wives. Its staggering.
 

Bubbles

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Rodgers' beards seem to get uglier over the years. Olivia was top notch, can't deny that. Also, she's known to be a size queen, so even if he wasn't gay maybe he doesn't have what it takes
 

Ameraves

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Man he is really taking a step down with each woman. From Munn, to Patrick, to this chick? I had to go look up pictures, and she is average at best.
 

Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Man he is really taking a step down with each woman. From Munn, to Patrick, to this chick? I had to go look up pictures, and she is average at best.
I think he just cares less and less about pretending to be straight.
 
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Merrith

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I think he just cares less and less about pretending to be straight.

This was my main point, if he is pretending, he really isn't trying hard at this point. You'd think he could con some hot IG model or something who looks ten time better than this chick to do it for a year or two.
 

Merrith

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Weird situation: Chiefs barber ends up testing positive for Covid. Mahomes and 20 other players were in line to get cuts, but was cancelled obviously. The strange thing about this is the back up center Kilgore was literally in the middle of his haircut when the results for the barber came back positive. Like...wtf? Why would you even have him start cutting before you got results back?

How much of a disaster would it have been if he did end up cutting Mahomes, Hill, Kelce etc.?

Hope they kept Kilgore separate from everyone else after the fact. Makes no sense to not get the results back before you line up half the team to get haircuts from the guy.
 

Chanur

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Brady obviously had a hand in this. He delayed the test results in a scheme go get half the starters benched for the Superbowl. 8D chess.
 
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DickTrickle

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Rodgers could just be bi. It's like no one ever considers that option, like they don't think guys are ever bisexual
 
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