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Phazael

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Merrith said:
He's kind of an odd guy, I could semi buy that he isn't gay just because he's not pulling like the absolute bombshell types or super A list celebs. Given how he is they kind of make sense.
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He spent an off season living with one of the Jonas bros and all the women he has been associated with (other than batshit Olivia Munn) are borderline lesbo looking female celebrities he spends virtually no time with. And he cycles through them about every two years. I am pretty sure he is gay, but thinks he would hurt his brand coming out of the closet. Honestly, no one in Wisconsin would really care. He would get two weeks of good natured ribbing shit over it and that would be it.
 
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Kirun

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Fadaar said:
You ever voluntarily suck/fuck a dick you gay. Scientific fact, no in between.
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Pretty much. You put hands on a penis that isn't your own, call it whatever you want, but you're a faggot.
 
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Merrith

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Phazael said:
He spent an off season living with one of the Jonas bros and all the women he has been associated with (other than batshit Olivia Munn) are borderline lesbo looking female celebrities he spends virtually no time with. And he cycles through them about every two years. I am pretty sure he is gay, but thinks he would hurt his brand coming out of the closet. Honestly, no one in Wisconsin would really care. He would get two weeks of good natured ribbing shit over it and that would be it.
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He just isn't trying very hard if he is. Wonder if that's part of his whole disconnect with his family over the years.
 
BrutulTM

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Because a 1st and a 3rd didn't get it done presumably.
 
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Kaines

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Eagles are imploding with Wentz, Washington trying to trade significant assets to get an average at best QB and the Giants are just a complete mess. Damn I’m glad the Cowboys are in the NFCE
 
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Bubbles

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Kaines said:
Eagles are imploding with Wentz, Washington trying to trade significant assets to get an average at best QB and the Giants are just a complete mess. Damn I’m glad the Cowboys are in the NFCE
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and yet they can't even make the post season
 
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Animosity

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I like how the Eagles keep saying Wentz is their guy and isnt for trade. Ya no one is buying that bullshit of you trying to inflate Wentz trade value hype. You ruined that by benching him and then trying to blame the coach for it.
 
Fadaar

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Animosity said:
I like how the Eagles keep saying Wentz is their guy and isnt for trade. Ya no one is buying that bullshit of you trying to inflate Wentz trade value hype. You ruined that by benching him and then trying to blame the coach for it.
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one thrown game? whole division should be banned from the postseason next year for this piss poor showing

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Chanur

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Merrith said:
Still be 30 in March, and I think most would agree he's not as good as Stafford. If you're going to shell out multiple 1sts, why not go all in for Watson himself.
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I don't think he is as good but he did have an MVP season. Plus Watson is going to cost significantly more than 2 1sts.
 
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Kirun

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Eh, I feel like Stafford and Carr are practically the same, talent wise. They both suffer from being on awful teams and franchises. The season Carr broke his leg, he was really fucking good and the Raiders have been an absolute dogshit organization for almost 2 decades.

You could do a hell of a lot worse than Carr and I'd probably put him just slightly above a guy like Jimmy G, talent wise.
 
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Merrith

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Kirun said:
Eh, I feel like Stafford and Carr are practically the same, talent wise. They both suffer from being on awful teams and franchises. The season Carr broke his leg, he was really fucking good and the Raiders have been an absolute dogshit organization for almost 2 decades.

You could do a hell of a lot worse than Carr and I'd probably put him just slightly above a guy like Jimmy G, talent wise.
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I think Stafford has done a little more than Carr has, also pushes the ball downfield more (really seems like Carr won't unless it's a wide open bomb). Don't get me wrong, aside from the potential miracle mode where Heinicke is actually that good, Carr is an upgrade over any other options Washington currently has. It's just the cost.
 
Nester

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You guys are really unfair to Super Bowl winning Jon Gruden and Mike mayock I mean look at the great deals they have....wait, what’s that??




Never mind
 
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Merrith

Merrith

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Nester said:
You guys are really unfair to Super Bowl winning Jon Gruden and Mike mayock I mean look at the great deals they have....wait, what’s that??




Never mind
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"up to" $2.775M? Reading only $1M guaranteed. Not bad to run the scout team I guess
 
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