Gamma Rays
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[NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT
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A light weapon with a guard is more practical than the ones we're accustomed to. After the incontrovertible pieces of shit that were Episodes 1-3, I can't believe the shit people are complaining about. Just imagine if the trailer showed a lightwhip or something.
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Some nice trailer art in there:http://www.theverge.com/tldr/2014/11...wakens-fan-art
It's funny how those x-wing suits make anyone look fat.
It's funny how those x-wing suits make anyone look fat.
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Oh, it's no secret.
If true those spoilers are... well, actually not as bad as it could be. If you tried to spoiler the first three they'd be about a page long. Simple enough a skeleton to hang a decent movie on. And decent will be a gigantic win.
OTOH, it could just be Star Trek: Young, Dumb, and with more lensflare.
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The prequels served their purpose. The movies were shit but if you ignore the shitty dialog and the so embarrassing it hurts love story and focus on the story itself, it's actually pretty good. Ian McDiarmid killed it as Palpatine and the story is as much about his rise to power as it was Anakin's fall from grace. Even Jar Jar played his part perfectly and you needed a character like that in the story, someone with a good heart who tries to do the right thing but is too naive to see the consequences of their decisions.
That said, I have faith in Abrams. He hasn't really disappointed me yet.
That said, I have faith in Abrams. He hasn't really disappointed me yet.
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There is no excuse for JarJar Binks
You remember that Simpsons episode where Homer did the voice of the Hip and Cool Radical Fox for itchy and scratchy? That was satire.
And Lucas stole that idea, not realizing that it was satire!
Yep. Star Wars episode 1-- The Simpsons already did it!
You remember that Simpsons episode where Homer did the voice of the Hip and Cool Radical Fox for itchy and scratchy? That was satire.
And Lucas stole that idea, not realizing that it was satire!
Yep. Star Wars episode 1-- The Simpsons already did it!
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Joeboo
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Roboball R2 is the type of humor that the original trilogy had. Like that little robot scooting along the floor of the death star like a rat, beeping at people. That's funny
Over the top retard CGI jamaican muppet = not funny
The humor in the original trilogy was mostly pretty subtle and something both kids and adults could appreciate. In the prequels, all of the humor was aimed squarely at 5 year olds
Over the top retard CGI jamaican muppet = not funny
The humor in the original trilogy was mostly pretty subtle and something both kids and adults could appreciate. In the prequels, all of the humor was aimed squarely at 5 year olds
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When I saw it, the first thing it brought to my mind was the Star Wars Droid Factory set I had as a kid. You couldn't make one like that with it, but it had an R2 unit style head you could use in various configurations, and that roller droid just reminded me of it.
