Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Chukzombi

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Also, I'm disappointed to see no Red Sonja!
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ok, she actually scares me. i saw that reality show with her and snoop dog. i felt like i caught the Hep C just watching it.
 
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Miguex

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Wut? Bro kanan jarrus is 100% current canon. I don't think he even existed in legends.
I meant nothing has been written about him in current cannon at the point the Kenobi series takes place. Of course he is cannon, there's just no history between him ditching out in Bad Batch and reappearing in New Dawn/Rebels. Its implied in the novel that he laid super low the entire time mostly as a freighter pilot as I recall.
 
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All I see are hot tears about female characters.

No-one bats an eyelid at male jedi/sith doing amazing shit but if there's a female equivalent it's all part of the female-empowerment/male neutering conspiracy.

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make with the non-Jedi females. What, they were trying to be overly inclusive or they were stronger than the average man? So, you're cool with Poe Dameron being hispanic and able to outfly anyone or he just further down the list?

I mean, tossing out a picture of Ripley and Sarah Connor as your examples are pretty telling in themselves. You're cool with women as long as they're masculine, likewise Furiosa.
This guy gets fucked by men.
 
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This guy gets fucked by men.
Based on his name, avatar, and "MI LADY!" simping, there's 0 chance he doesn't look like some variation of this...

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He might not get fucked by men, but he WISHES he was fuckable by women.
 

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Based on his name, avatar, and "MI LADY!" simping, there's 0 chance he doesn't look like some variation of this...

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He might not get fucked by men, but he WISHES he was fuckable by women.

can we leave the fat shaming to me, and the sexual partner shaming against me also. Thank you
 

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Yeah, I sure do hate female characters in Star Wars and any time they take center stage is awful. Remember all the outrage when Bo-Katan, Koska Reeves, Fennec Shand, and Cara Dune stormed the bridge of Moff Gideon's command cruiser without a man helping them? It was absolutely unwatchable garbage because it didn't include any of the male protagonists of the show and I was deeply offended.
 
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Doesn’t look terrible, but unless mando shows up it probably will be.
 
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Yeah, I sure do hate female characters in Star Wars and any time they take center stage is awful. Remember all the outrage when Bo-Katan, Koska Reeves, Fennec Shand, and Cara Dune stormed the bridge of Moff Gideon's command cruiser without a man helping them? It was absolutely unwatchable garbage because it didn't include any of the male protagonists of the show and I was deeply offended.

Fennec is awesome and it pisses me off that the way she talked/acted is how Boba should have in the show. Jimmies officially re-rustled.
 
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Do you realize this misstep

Not sure I'd call full blown schizophrenia a misstep. Whatever they did with that faggot Rodriguez clearly didn't work.

2 full episodes of Mandalorian had to be wedged between what he directed.
 

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Kennedy reveals that early scripts from original writer Hossein Amini were incredibly dark, and the entire show was put on hold to adjust the tone. Production was delayed from August 2020 to January 2021 to allow the show to bring in new writers and craft a sunnier story.

"We're looking, ultimately, to make a hopeful, uplifting story," Kennedy said. "It's tricky when you're starting with a character in the state that Obi-Wan would be in coming off of 'Revenge of the Sith.' That's a pretty bleak period of time. You can't just wave the magic wand with any writer and arrive at a story that necessarily reflects what you want to feel."




it was originally written as a movie and converted to a TV show (with the same story) but then rewritten again. Gonna be interesting to see, I reserve judgements but rarely does so much rewriting tend to work out.
 
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Malakriss

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We have heard this song and dance before with the Solo movie, displeased is the KK and more so if the originals ever get leaked and sound way better.
 
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Wonder if they were going with a heavy PTSD tilt in the beginning, could definitely see more than a few ways they could take that story down some dark roads.
 

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Wonder if they were going with a heavy PTSD tilt in the beginning, could definitely see more than a few ways they could take that story down some dark roads.

Obi-wan is the story of someone who just saw his entire religious order destroyed by his best friend, which he then had to kill. He goes to live on a desert planet to watch and protect his best friend's kid. He eventually turns into an old hermit.

So yeah, this being kinda dark would made perfect sense. I hope it's good, the trailer looked promising...but it's obvious by now that KK simply doesn't get Star Wars.
 
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Malakriss

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Brought to you by the same people who wrote that the dozen remaining survivors should be celebrating at the end of Episode 8.
 
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Chukzombi

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when KK says "more uplifting and hopeful" that means that Obi Wan is going to get sidelined so they can focus more on the diversity hire inquisitor and her shift from the dark side over to good.
 
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