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Fadaar

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when KK says "more uplifting and hopeful" that means that Obi Wan is going to get sidelined so they can focus more on the diversity hire inquisitor and her shift from the dark side over to good.

hell i had that thought the first time i saw her in the initial teaser anyway
 

Chukzombi

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hell i had that thought the first time i saw her in the initial teaser anyway
KK runs around the same track, its literally what they did with Finn. I'm sure at some point she gets called a traitor and has to fight her fellow inquisitors. i guess the real question is to what degree do they push this, will she also end up being OB1's interracial girlfriend? this is a KK project. we can see how many stunning and brave ... err uplifting and hopeful boxes get checked.
 

Homsar

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Im hoping her failure with the sequels changed shit but I'm not going to get optimistic. I'll stay away like I did with the sequels and Disney+ until FoH reviews.

Still never seen episode 8 or 9 and only two episodes of Boba so Im doing decent it feels like
 

jayrebb

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when KK says "more uplifting and hopeful" that means that Obi Wan is going to get sidelined so they can focus more on the diversity hire inquisitor and her shift from the dark side over to good.

they mean the shits gonna be ass
 
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jayrebb

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Im hoping her failure with the sequels changed shit but I'm not going to get optimistic. I'll stay away like I did with the sequels and Disney+ until FoH reviews.

Still never seen episode 8 or 9 and only two episodes of Boba so Im doing decent it feels like

id take that memory swap. i was only able to skate on 9. i watched a cam rip of 8 so reviews weren't really available at the time-- lesson learned.

dont rush out to see the crap disney is shoveling.... dodged 4 bullets by Rodriguez in boba fatt that way.
 
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Homsar

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id take that memory swap. i was only able to skate on 9. i watched a cam rip of 8 so reviews weren't really available at the time-- lesson learned.

dont rush out to see the crap disney is shoveling.... dodged 4 bullets by Rodriguez in boba fatt that way.
I rely on FoH reviews and The are over the place with the new Batman dammit
 

Fucker

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when KK says "more uplifting and hopeful" that means that Obi Wan is going to get sidelined so they can focus more on the diversity hire inquisitor and her shift from the dark side over to good.
They'll fuck it up like they fucked up Book of Bob Fett and they'll have to drag Mando into it to save the production.
 
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Fucker

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Obi-wan is the story of someone who just saw his entire religious order destroyed by his best friend, which he then had to kill. He goes to live on a desert planet to watch and protect his best friend's kid. He eventually turns into an old hermit.

So yeah, this being kinda dark would made perfect sense. I hope it's good, the trailer looked promising...but it's obvious by now that KK simply doesn't get Star Wars.
Obi Wan is going to be an art teacher at the local community college...he teaches finger painting classes to jawas....and the big reveal will be he is just weeks away from losing his house because he hasn't been making mortgage payments.
 
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KK runs around the same track, its literally what they did with Finn. I'm sure at some point she gets called a traitor and has to fight her fellow inquisitors. i guess the real question is to what degree do they push this, will she also end up being OB1's interracial girlfriend? this is a KK project. we can see how many stunning and brave ... err uplifting and hopeful boxes get checked.

And the inquisitor falls in love with ob1 and they have a child. A girl they name Mara Jade. I'm feeling uplifted right now.

Obi Wan is going to be an art teacher at the local community college...he teaches finger painting classes to jawas....and the big reveal will be he is just weeks away from losing his house because he hasn't been making mortgage payments.

Ooh, can they de-age the jawa humper and have her in the class too?
 

Chukzombi

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And the inquisitor falls in love with ob1 and they have a child. A girl they name Mara Jade. I'm feeling uplifted right now.



Ooh, can they de-age the jawa humper and have her in the class too?
when The Force is Female, the answer to all these questions is yes, probably.
 
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Hoss

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when The Force is Female, the answer to all these questions is yes, probably.

ob1 is going to look weird pregnant. I hope it happens early so we get to see him waddle around a lot.
 

Chukzombi

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ob1 is going to look weird pregnant. I hope it happens early so we get to see him waddle around a lot.
there is a reason why he was heading to Alderan. he was trying to get there because he knew it was getting blown up and wanted to commit suicide. Luke took too long to get a ride though. when he met up with Vader, he literally stood there so he could get killed rather than go through another space pregnancy.
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a week old but apparently another star wars animated series in production, no real details yet



corporate meme but i laughed

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spronk

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for tl;dr show moved from May 25th to May 27th, but 2 episodes will drop on first day instead of 1. Still will drop on wednesdays, so we'll get 3 episodes within a short 5 days.

weird, i'd bet the first episode is a little dry so it makes sense to pack 2 back to back, but why move from Wed to Friday just for episodes 1 & 2... May 4th (Star Wars day) woulda been a perfect debut day
 
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Chukzombi

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for tl;dr show moved from May 25th to May 27th, but 2 episodes will drop on first day instead of 1. Still will drop on wednesdays, so we'll get 3 episodes within a short 5 days.

weird, i'd bet the first episode is a little dry so it makes sense to pack 2 back to back, but why move from Wed to Friday just for episodes 1 & 2... May 4th (Star Wars day) woulda been a perfect debut day
it was moved because wednesday is Ms Marvel day on june 8.
 

Miguex

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for tl;dr show moved from May 25th to May 27th, but 2 episodes will drop on first day instead of 1. Still will drop on wednesdays, so we'll get 3 episodes within a short 5 days.

weird, i'd bet the first episode is a little dry so it makes sense to pack 2 back to back, but why move from Wed to Friday just for episodes 1 & 2... May 4th (Star Wars day) woulda been a perfect debut day
Speculation seems to be that they are going to do a showing at Celebration which starts May the 26th before the "world premiere" on D+ at midnight. Could be fun, I'll be there so I'm hoping that the case.