Obi-Wan Kenobi

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fris

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Ya, that's probably my biggest problem with the show. In one episode, you have a 10 year old out running 3 adults by going around trees, comically bad how she gets away from them for so long. Then you have Vader voice choking and force neck snapping so he can sense Obi's fear. No vision for this show
 

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i also thought the entire point of inquisitors was that they hunt force sensitive kids and jedi, dont they have any sort of "hey... this kid has some force abilities" powers. at least reva remembered to use her mind reading powers, but again leia resisting should have tipped her off.

i also don't understand what darth vader knows. "So why the fuck did Obi Wan come here? To hunt Leia Organa? What is she to him? I better let Palps know to start tracking Bail Organa closer, he seems to be tight with Obi-Wan" is a big problem.

People were also saying last episode the reason Vader "let" Obi-Wan go was the thrill of the chase, to make him suffer more, etc but thats severely undercut when he force chokes and almost kills Reva for letting Obi-Wan go. We still have zero clue why Reva is doing anything or what her goals are other than IM BLACK YALL, IM BLAKKITY BLACK BLACK BLACK.

also what the fuck was Revas plan? When did she even reprogram toy droid? "i'll reprogram Leias droid so its a tracker, because Obi-Wan will find her. Oh, obviously just as i'm about to recapture them 2 rebel ships will attack! Wait, how the fuck do I know that?"
 
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Cybsled

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I thought it was kind of funny that they had a youngling in the trophy room. Like Vader embraced the meme
 

Ossoi

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impenetrable base and nobody knows how far underwater it is. Obi-Wan has to use the force to hold back the water pressure of the ocean - just after seemingly swimming however deep it was despite said water pressure
 

Khalan

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Let’s build an underwater fortress full of armed guards where 1 shot will immediately destroy the fortress.
 
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kroenen

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This production can expect a clean sweep at the razzies next year for its stellar cast...

Actress who plays Leia must be the love child of Steven Seagal and a circus dwarf cause she runs like a retard.

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Let’s build an underwater fortress full of armed guards where 1 shot will immediately destroy the fortress.
Don't they use force fields to keep the water out in other star wars stuff? The glass being this thin little fragile sheet that broke in the show was pretty stupid, but I was deep into fuckit mode by that time of the show.
 

Xevy

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impenetrable base and nobody knows how far underwater it is. Obi-Wan has to use the force to hold back the water pressure of the ocean - just after seemingly swimming however deep it was despite said water pressure
You can't be this dumb, are you? This an asshat thing or do you really not know how physics work? Maybe it's a UK thing.
 
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Furry

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You can't be this dumb, are you? This an asshat thing or do you really not know how physics work? Maybe it's a UK thing.
He probably had Chris as a teacher.
 
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Valderen

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I’m a massive Star Wars fanboy, and I really like Ewan, but this is hard to watch.
 
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Chukzombi

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Don't they use force fields to keep the water out in other star wars stuff? The glass being this thin little fragile sheet that broke in the show was pretty stupid, but I was deep into fuckit mode by that time of the show.
you focus on that yet when the whole thing collapses. Obi Wan scoots to the other door and it closes on the water and he didnt even get wet. not even a drop of water on his robe.
 

Armadon

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you focus on that yet when the whole thing collapses. Obi Wan scoots to the other door and it closes on the water and he didnt even get wet. not even a drop of water on his robe.
Just imagine he used force speed. You gotta fill in the blanks
 
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Mist

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these are pretty funny.

A 53 minute Youtube video about a 30 minute show?

Get a fucking life.

This episode wasn't awful. It felt Star Warsy at least, which at this point is to say, mediocre but space swords.
 
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Chukzombi

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A 53 minute Youtube video about a 30 minute show?

Get a fucking life.

This episode wasn't awful. It felt Star Warsy at least, which at this point is to say, mediocre but space swords.
would you rather watch the 90 minute video Heels v Babyface put out this morning?
 
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Khane

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I'd say this was the worst episode yet
 
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