I think this thread is great fun and amusement.
On serious-ish note... all this shit-storm happened cause you test/img/'fact'/link bombed the shit out of the first post, in a way that came across as being very sure of yourself and the effectiveness of paleo. somewhere down the line you eventually made a comment to the effect of 'hey, i'm just trying to get myself in better shape/healthier and have decided give paleo as shot". You should have led with that.
Also, it's the internet. It's RR. Surely you knew what was coming.