Paleo 101: How and why you should eat like a Caveman

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Adebisi

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A lot of Fauxleo dieters in here.

Pepper?
Rice?
Broccoli?

Cavemen are spinning in their graves.
 

Big Phoenix

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You forgot they didn't have accesst to grills, refrigerators, pots, pans as well.
 

Famm

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Apparently its not a literal caveman diet. Who knew?!?! I was wondering where to find pterodactyl eggs.
 

Dashel

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Sometimes people on this even use asprin and cough medicine and drive cars. Not Flintstone cars either, ones with modern combustion engines and power windows. Sometimes I eat olives when I drive. Big Phoenix scoffs at the hypocrisy.
 

Adebisi

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It's not paleo unless you knock the cow on the head with a club before you eviscerate it with your bare hands.

Paleo 101, bro.
 

Soygen

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They had rock-tools, dude. No need to be all sarcastic with the "bare hands" remark!
 

chaos

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ToeMissile

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I think this thread is great fun and amusement.

On serious-ish note... all this shit-storm happened cause you test/img/'fact'/link bombed the shit out of the first post, in a way that came across as being very sure of yourself and the effectiveness of paleo. somewhere down the line you eventually made a comment to the effect of 'hey, i'm just trying to get myself in better shape/healthier and have decided give paleo as shot". You should have led with that.

Also, it's the internet. It's RR. Surely you knew what was coming.
 

chaos

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I was considering changing this from ZOMG PALEO to just a straight up nutrition thread, because that would be a good thing imo but I don't want to get any panties in a wad.