Paleo 101: How and why you should eat like a Caveman

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Dashel

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The entire premise is that anything humans have eaten for hundreds of thousands of years is a proven diet. So saying dont eat meat or animal fats pretty stupid since we've been doing that for so long. Anything new should be questioned considering the high incidence of heart disease, obesity and diabetes. New being the past 10,000 years and including grains and vegetable oils, which is only 100 or so years old.

You dickweed.
 

Aychamo BanBan

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You're channeling correlation pretty heavily there.
Yep. Dashel is just being foolish. He was overweight and needed to commit to a lifestyle change in order to achieve his goals (lose weight.) Predictably, he feels compelled to believe that his weight loss plan is also a plan for supposed "optimum health." It's not. All major medical and health organizations advise strongly against "paleo." He's been presented with the data demonstrating a stepwise reduction in cardiovascular risk by replacing saturated fats with unsaturated fats, but he ignores it. Instead, he confounds things, completely misquotes scientific papers (of which he only reads the conclusion, because in their discussion they straight up state that the conclusion he believes they are drawing is not correct), and then finds obscure literature that he believes supports his conclusion (ie, a paper from 1960 - lol.) He's a fool. He has no scientific background or training, and he literally cannot begin to comprehend the available data. But he's not nearly as bad as the moronic "biochemist/lipid researcher" that posted a few times. There's really no point in reading this thread because it's just full of bad information.
 

Itlan

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I had some lamb chops last night at a place called Grille 66 in Ft. Lauderdale. If those shortened my life, I'm ok with it. In fact, I won't mind shaving a few more years off.
Seriously. It's like when people say "don't drink so much." Fuck you. Drinking good beer and eating delicious meats makes me fucking happy, and if I die at 60 instead of 80 so be it. Atleast I enjoyed myself you salad eating faggot.

Not to diss salad, I love you salad. You're the best... but you're kinda gay, so fuck you.
 

Aychamo BanBan

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Seriously. It's like when people say "don't drink so much." Fuck you. Drinking good beer and eating delicious meats makes me fucking happy, and if I die at 60 instead of 80 so be it. Atleast I enjoyed myself you salad eating faggot.

Not to diss salad, I love you salad. You're the best... but you're kinda gay, so fuck you.
Well, I actually agree with you. The simple act of eating is both necessary and an inevitable factor of our demise. I for one do not eat a perfectly healthy diet. I've eaten almost a whole valentine's day cookie cake today. And I've had two rum and cokes. I eat shitty hospital food all the time, and a lot of my breakfasts and lunches are pretty horrible as well because I'm at the mercy of both my laziness and whatever the fat black lady has cooked for the day. I regularly eat red meat that is attacking my arteries.

The real foolishness comes in when people come in presuming that whatever retarded diet they are following is also some magical health paradigm that we're (doctors, scientists, etc) are all too stupid to figure out. It's fine if Dashel wants to follow a shitty diet to lose weight, but to sit there and presume that it's also the most healthy thing on the planet is just stupid.
 

supertouch_sl

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you think the paleo diet is all about stuffing one's face with bacon and you also think dietary fat somehow makes its way into the arteries. what podunk fucking medical school did you go to? your opinion means jack shit.

oh, and nutritional recommendations by major health organizations aren't based on science, chief.
 

Dashel

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You're channeling correlation pretty heavily there.
It's just based on experience. Paleo is almost exactly what I did for years when I wanted to cut before I ever heard of Paleo, minus maybe some Oatmeal, peanut butter or a bowl of cereal here or there. No grains means no pizza, bagels, bread, pasta, cakes, cookies, cereal, battered whatever, waffles and just a ton of stuff you should limit if you're trying to lose weight. You can eat all that and lose weight if you count calories, but in my experience you'd feel like shit and be very hungry. Which is why most people fail hard on diets. Blood sugar spike, insulin, hunger AND add on exercise and it's no wonder they fail.

Bodybuilders will always go on about hitting their macros, the foods paleo calls for makes hitting them almost automatic if you're not retarded about it, or good enough for people who arent looking to get to 4% BF and go on stage. It also makes cutting calories, another mantra you always hear: calories in < calories out, much easier in my experience. I dont have to count at all yet and still losing. There's no magic. It's less calories, more satiety, quality food. The real key though is that it gets past that awful fucking advice to be scared of fat and meat, and eat more "whole grains".

Finally, when you eat at 80% compliance, you have plenty of room for pizza and ice cream. Within reason.

It's a great framework. I like it a lot. YMMV
 

Aychamo BanBan

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you think the paleo diet is all about stuffing one's face with bacon and you also think dietary fat somehow makes its way into the arteries. what podunk fucking medical school did you go to? your opinion means jack shit.

oh, and nutritional recommendations by major health organizations aren't based on science, chief.
I rest my case. Nice strawman, fucking retard.
 

Aychamo BanBan

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you don't know what a strawman is. is that a term du jour around here?
You mean where you misrepresent me and assume that I think Paleo is all about eating bacon, declare me an idiot, and then act like you're victorious? No, I don't have a clue what a strawman is. You're still pretty butt hurt about getting busted for your retarded lie when you couldn't even remotely intelligently classify studies. Dashel is a fool, but you're an idiot.
 

supertouch_sl

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dude, you've made it clear that you have no clue what kind of fat intake is promoted by people on this diet. you even threw in some bullshit about bacon as if it's a paleo staple.
 

Itlan

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Knowing how you act here (presumably) sober, they are probably just sick of you. They don't actually care about your health.
Internet = REALLIFE BRUH? Holy slaptastic fucknuts.

Anyway, I'm a killer when I'm drunk. Total pantie dropper son.
 

TecKnoe

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thought said pedo 101 clicked was dissapoint....

Id been searching for this course all across the nets and torrents to no avail.... fuck you
 

Adebisi

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Should I brush my teeth with a toothbrush or a stick? What does robb wolf recommend?
 

Big Phoenix

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Bro, he is like the usasexguide website, it only gets better the more you learn;