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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Izo
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Woefully Inept
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And it has begun. Yes that is exactly what it looks like. I swear he saved up ALL of his piss until we went to give him his first sponge bath and he let it all go onto me as my wife was wiping his back down. Thanks Bubba love you too!
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Yes. Yes it is.
So my kid started doing the pre-school type of thing with mom once a week (she's 2 next week) and has gotten sick a bunch. Yay. She currently has an ear infection and some Hand Foot Mouth Disease in her throat. And I think she's getting all her molar in at once. She's never cried this much ever.
And I have a 2 month old at home.
So my kid started doing the pre-school type of thing with mom once a week (she's 2 next week) and has gotten sick a bunch. Yay. She currently has an ear infection and some Hand Foot Mouth Disease in her throat. And I think she's getting all her molar in at once. She's never cried this much ever.
And I have a 2 month old at home.
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That kind of stuff makes up for things like getting pissed on. I've gotten hit with pee and poop and my wife has gotten barfed on. But having a 2.5 year old act all cheerful and randomly tell you he loves you or carry on a silly conversation makes it worthwhile. We recently moved and he told me he thought his new room was beautiful, made the pain in the ass of painting, etc worth it.
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I went through the same with getting sick a bunch. My kid had ear infections constantly. It turned out he needed ear tubes which was painful to go through (watching him wake up after the process and freaking out). After that the ear infections went away but he kept getting sick though. We eventually switched to a more expensive but much cleaner/nicer place and he rarely gets sick now at 2.5 years old.
opiate82
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Hate to be a party-pooper here, but babies don't start social smiles till around 1.5-2 months old. Anything before that is just a reflex, usually to pooping or farting.
Not that the reflex smiles aren't cute and enduring, but if you think those are indescribable just wait until you get those social smiles that are an obvious reaction to seeing you.
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Oh I know that but it was just nice to see something that looked like a smile. And he's only done it while sleeping so yeah he has no idea he's doing it. Good enough for me though.
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I grew up having roughly 4-5 ear surgeries (multiple tubes, they fell out). Finally they needed to graph skin onto my ear drum to cover it up.
FUCKING SUCKED.
Give your kid a fistbump from me, that shit was unreal for a child to go through.
I should be graduating to this thread anytime between now and 3 weeks from now.
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That crap went around our public school district last year, and there's just nothing you can do but let it run its course - it doesn't present with symptoms until after you're contagious.
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Yeah, when your kid clings to you crying like mad while you try to calm her, getting puked on is the least of your worries. Change shirt, carry on.
Our daughter coughed so much / so hard this winter that sooner or later she always threw up. In the end she was so scared she didn't want to cough at all because she knew what was coming. Throat must have hurt like hell too.
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I graduated to this thread 2 weeks early. Obgyn thought the baby was small and had plateaued at 5.5 pounds so she induced my wife. Baby came less than 12 hours later at 6.5 pounds. I wanted to complain because I didn't feel ready, but I dont think I ever would have been ready. Little guy has already stolen my heart anyways. First grandchild in both families so everyone is super excited.
Just all around pumped for life now. Dudes already farted and shit on me, so the rest is easy right????
Just all around pumped for life now. Dudes already farted and shit on me, so the rest is easy right????
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