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Twins or more can be much harder on the wife and the babies though. One at a time is better. Close together, yes, all together... maybe not!
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Twins or more can be much harder on the wife and the babies though. One at a time is better. Close together, yes, all together... maybe not!
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Man we are stuck in this loop where he eats some food then just keeps spitting it out. Like every goddamn fucking meal. Most annoying and nasty shit.
Also our friend told us her kid ripped his diaper off and painted the wall with shit. Also shit out some peas AND WAS EATING THEM. Fuck that. Fuuuuuuck
Also our friend told us her kid ripped his diaper off and painted the wall with shit. Also shit out some peas AND WAS EATING THEM. Fuck that. Fuuuuuuck
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Namon
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Had our first (and hopefully last, but fuck, who am I kidding) meeting with the Principal today. All we got was "inappropriate behavior of a sexual nature," so of course we were freaking out. Came in and come to find out, one was more of a dirty joke, but still made you WTF. He went up to a kid, messed up his hair, and said "now it looks like you had sex." Ok yeah, he just bought a ticket to Amish town and basically only able to read books for the time being. However, the other offense was he told a kid to kiss his butt. Holy, fucking shit, if that is now a detention earning offense, my ass would have been expelled by 3rd grade. Him telling the other kid that, apparently made the kid cry. We think the millennial SJW is scary, Jesus help us when this batch of little snowflakes are in college.
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Noodleface
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Kids Tylenol.worked for us but nothing else did. It only worked for 4 hours at a time too
Mrs. Gravy
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They moved in last night. I may need to increase the stock in my liquor cabinet. ...the girls are 7 and 5 the little guy turns 2 in Dec.
Good stuff: I will get dinner every night. My niece in law will be my personal trainer and whip me into shape (she's amazing), my nephew will do home repairs for me and I get to be fun Aunt Tracy to the littles. Nubs the dog gets company.
Challenges: I will have to wear clothes all the time, child friendly tv programs, noise (mine and theirs), conflicting schedules....unknowns.
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I sincerely hope for your sake all that comes true. Everytime family needs to stay with my wife and I or ask us for money support, they just become a black hole you never get out of and animosity grows.
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Mrs. Gravy
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I told them we will have ongoing discussion about how it is going and what are their plans and time lines. If it begins to look rough, we will convene a family meeting and draw up a written contact.
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Mrs. Gravy
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A girl gets accustomed to being able to walk around her house in her nothings or next to nothings.
My son is 15 and I had to tell the wife to start ensuring that her nipples don't show through her shirt. I love her to death but she wants to be next to naked ALL the time. Not even a sexual thing. I know what being a 15 year old boy is and we just can't have it.
My 15 year old daughter has gotten that gene also
she is always complaining that she can't walk around without a shirt on but he can. I tell everyone we need to shirt up. - 2
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My son is 15 and I had to tell the wife to start ensuring that her nipples don't show through her shirt. I love her to death but she wants to be next to naked ALL the time. Not even a sexual thing. I know what being a 15 year old boy is and we just can't have it.
My 15 year old daughter has gotten that gene also
If he's checking out his mom at least he's probably not a homo. Look at the bright side.
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I'm not doubting the power of your wife's nips but I don't think so. If he were gay he'd be checking out your package in your tighty whiteys.
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Kind of a social convention isn't it? If you're female you can be legit bi. For guys, you either suck dick or you do not suck dick. Women won't accept a guy who sucks dicks sometimes and neither will guys.