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Well... had about a week to process this. Wife (39) and I (41) have two kids, 6 and almost 4. Best mates they are, thick as thieves. After the second one, because we started a bit late in having kids we both decided to put a cork in her (quite literally). The IUD ended up giving her fits medically so in April of this year she had it removed. Since removing it, she's been in the mood basically all day every day. Well, a week ago, approximately 2 months after IUD removal, found out she was pregnant again. So next Spring we'll have a 7 year old, a 4 year old and... a baby. Life is a trip! Really excited to be the 70 year old dad at college graduation.. Anyone have any "whoopsie" babies? Show me the light!
Congrats bro.i just had my 2nd kid and I'm older than you. We'll both be old men at our kids graduations
 
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Kalaar kururuc

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My second was an oopsie, I was working in the office and my wife brought me a whiskey in and literally said "oops". I was 45, so older than you. He's great but I told my wife that any more oopsie and I'm jumping in front of a bus.
 
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How much of an "oops" is it if you didn't get(or didn't mention?) a vasectomy?

No judgment, I'm in a similar situation. While I don't want anymore kids, I've been finding silly reasons to not get a vasectomy.
 
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Congrats! My third child was an oopsie. We had him when we were both 37. I uhhhh have since gotten snipped.
 

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How much of an "oops" is it if you didn't get(or didn't mention?) a vasectomy?

No judgment, I'm in a similar situation. While I don't want anymore kids, I've been finding silly reasons to not get a vasectomy.
Yeah not really much of one in hindsight. I keep putting the snip off, and now we’re here.
 
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I'm going to be 50 this year and my daughter turned 6 last march but she was planned.
 
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Kalaar kururuc

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How much of an "oops" is it if you didn't get(or didn't mention?) a vasectomy?

No judgment, I'm in a similar situation. While I don't want anymore kids, I've been finding silly reasons to not get a vasectomy.

No worries, basically a vasectomy was on my list, and I spoke to my doctor after number 1, but they won't do it straight after a child as people make snap decisions and then change their minds, so you have to wait a year. Then my dad died at about the 12 month mark and then mum got ill. So long story short, life got in the way. My wife has now had the coil fitted (her choice as I was lining up for a vasectomy) so it's off my list again as the coil will take us passed the point of it being an issue.
 

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My vasectomy story is in the appropriate thread.

Short version - it works well for a lot of guys, but be aware of what you're getting into. Fyi, they do not tell you what you are getting into.
 
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My vasectomy story is in the appropriate thread.

Short version - it works well for a lot of guys, but be aware of what you're getting into. Fyi, they do not tell you what you are getting into.
My balls were black and blue for four weeks.
 
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Oh, you got lucky then.

10 years later, I'm still not the same.
Yeah, I was worried that’s what was happening. All the guys I talked to were good in less than a week. I thought I was fucked for life.
 

Borzak

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Get old like me, your girlfriend or wife will be past getting pregnant age. Of course if you want to get snipped that would probably raise some concerns with her.
 

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Wife is 50 and still hasn’t hit menopause, she got her IUD replaced last week.
 
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I got the snip almost 10 years ago now, no issues. Not saying everyone will have no issues, I've heard the stories too. Mine took ~10 minutes and the guy talked to me throughout, had sex like 4 days later and it seemed fine, no major pain afterwards. Dull ache like I got kicked in the nuts the day before but that went away after a couple days and no pain since.
 

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I will never forget when I nutted blood afterwards and the doc tells me "oh, I wouldn't worry about that."

OUT OF ALL OF MY SYMPTOMS, THATS THE ONE YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT?!?!