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lindz

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They are past the first trimester at this point so chance of risks are far lower. Still, be nice to first time parents, it is freaking nerve wracking without meanies telling you how many things could go wrong!
 

Kovaks

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Sick baby is no fun... He has been sick off and on since he got his 6mo shots at the beginning of the month. Last week has been alot of coughing especially at night and in the morning. He is handling it like a trooper and is his usual happy self but it is wreaking havoc on sleeping. We have gone from sleeping through the night and puting himself back to sleep, to waking up about every hour and not going back to sleep on his own. I think we are going to need a refresher on sleep training after he feels better.
 

opiate82

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Congrats! Don't count your chickens before they are hatched though. Lots of stuff could go wrong.
Yup, having been through one miscarriage already and having a very close friend lose a pregnancy at ~30 weeks, we are well aware of what can still go wrong (plus my wife works in L&D, so she has seen it all). But as others have posted, thanks for bringing it up again to reinforce that fact for us, very tactful.

To everyone else, thanks for the well wishes, it has been an incredibly challenging journey already and I am just keeping my fingers crossed for a healthy pregnancy and baby at this point. Moving out of the first trimester was a pretty huge mental burden lifted off of us and we are finally starting to feel like we can get excited.
 

foxhomer_sl

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some days i think i cant wait for my daughter to grow up so we can go camping and on trips but then i read or hear things and i think my it can wait a little longer
 

opiate82

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Study: Breast-Feeding Benefits Overstated - Business Insider

When children from different families were compared, the kids who were breast-fed did better on those 11 measures than kids who were not breast-fed. But, as Colen points out, mothers who breast-feed their kids are disproportionately advantaged-they tend to be wealthier and better educated.

When children fed differently within the same family were compared-those discordant sibling pairs-there was no statistically significant difference in any of the measures, except for asthma. Children who were breast-fed were at a higher risk for asthma than children who drank formula.
Not meant to start a breast feeding vs formula debate. I think the one important thing to garner from this (and other studies starting to come to the same conclusion) is that anyone parent-shaming others for not breast feeding should be told to suck it.
 

OneofOne

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Well, the flip side of that is all the whiny bitches need to calm their shit when woman discreetly breastfeed in public.
 

Adebisi

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My 20monther son is into Finding Nemo right now. It plays on loop at least three times a day.

My.Least.Favorite.Pixar.Movie.

Sigh.
 

lindz

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I'm thinking of instituting a toy library for my kids.

I keep all the toys, they can come to me and take a bin of toys then return it to get something different. I am so freaking tired of every single toy they own dumped on the floor in both bedrooms no matter how well we organize shit. Cleaning bedrooms is either me doing them in five, or fighting with them for a hour to get it done on their own.
 

lurkingdirk

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I'm thinking of instituting a toy library for my kids.

I keep all the toys, they can come to me and take a bin of toys then return it to get something different. I am so freaking tired of every single toy they own dumped on the floor in both bedrooms no matter how well we organize shit. Cleaning bedrooms is either me doing them in five, or fighting with them for a hour to get it done on their own.
We had this issue, too. Then, strangely, the toys that got left out started disappearing at night. Pretty soon there were none left. He was told he could have one set of something back, and when he demonstrated that he would pick them up when he was done playing with it, he could have another. If they got left out, they disappeared again. Didn't take long to form the habit of picking up one toy before moving onto another.

Now, if he has a bunch of friends over, crap is everywhere, but, before they leave, he actually asks them to all help him pick things up. It was hilarious last weekend when his friend was leaving, he said, "Okay, you pick up the cars, I'm going to pick up the legos, and then we can do the other toys together, okay?" I love it.

And, is it just me, or does roughly 6 hours of a television on every day seem like an awful lot? 3 times a day on repeat?
 

lindz

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He's my second.

My first is into Adventure Time, which I'm cool with.
It has been Frozen in my house, and it hasn't even come out yet. But my 6 year old has youtube on her tv so they watch youtube videos of the songs... all day...
 

mkopec

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Some of those cartoons are just downright creepy and trippy. Adventure time and the regular show. Courage the cowardly dog... Man If you really sit down and watch those, they are out there.
 

chaos

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My daughters know all the words to every song, they walk around singing it in public. I guess it is cute or whatever. Secretly I want to shoot myself to make it end, at long last. Eternal sleep...

My kids get way too much screen time but I am struggling with what to do. They are all just young and can't be trusted alone. For instance, today I am trying to clean the kitchen, it is foul as we have been out of town for two weeks so it needs it bad. And let's be honest, I have three kids under 5, you don't want to come in my house anyway on a normal day, and this is ESPECIALLY bad. I try to set my girls up with activities but they get bored and resort to doing bad shit, like drawing on the walls or on my tv (it was one of those invisible markers, which is the only reason I still have three children). So the old go-to is throw on Frozen (i am not as scrupulous as lindz and have had an oscar screener for three months now) and let them veg out while I get something done. Has anyone else come up with a solution to this problem?
 

mkopec

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Nope TV is your best friend, now its Xboxes and ps4 for my boys which are older. And we struggle with the screen time too, but more often than not we just end up giving in.
 

chaos

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Some of those cartoons are just downright creepy and trippy. Adventure time and the regular show. Courage the cowardly dog... Man If you really sit down and watch those, they are out there.
My oldest just discovered Johnny Test, it has officially replaced My Little Ponies. But they have an uncle who is about 3 years older than them and he introduced them to Adventyre Time, that is a badass show. I wish they would get into that so I can watch it.
 

mkopec

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I like the regular show myself. Its a bit more fast paced than adventure time. And they have the whole alternate universy type shit with biker looking rock and roll dudes with red eyes.

This one too, probably one of my favorites...


 

lindz

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See I don't mind my 6 year old playing a lot of xbox. Her reading is WAY past her grade level and I think a lot of it has to do with video games. She wants to know whats going on so she just worked hard to learn to read it. She also reads a ton of books so I'm not too worried.
 

Crone

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It's the concern of this generation. Too much screen time. I wonder if back in the day there was too much book time? Kids getting yelled at for not going outside enough?