Pharmakos' Chemo Ward

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Araysar

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
<Gold Donor>
80,131
160,294
pharmakos said:
Legitimately would not be able to work like that anymore, with my fatigue and pain. Believe it or don't, I don't give a shit. If me existing makes you feel better about yourself, cool. But don't piss on my leg and call it rain. You are obviously full of shit. You're on track for 100 posts today. There's no possible way that you're working as hard as you claim you are.
Click to expand...

if i sent 100 Slack messages per day at work, nobody would even blink an eye, they think it would be low. but 100 posts, all 1-2 sentences long?? OMG THATS IMPOSSIBLE

i easily do 500+ Slack messages per day
 
Araysar

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
<Gold Donor>
80,131
160,294
pharmakos said:
I bet your wife, if she actually exists, is very sexually satisfied with such an internet badass like you for a husband
Click to expand...

Of course, she is pregnant right now.

Want me to tell you what its like to have a loving family, that you will never have?
 
  • 1Worf
Reactions: 1 user
pharmakos

pharmakos

soʞɐɯɹɐɥd
<Bronze Donator>
16,305
-2,234
Araysar said:
if i sent 100 Slack messages per day at work, nobody would even blink an eye, they think it would be low. but 100 posts, all 1-2 sentences long?? OMG THATS IMPOSSIBLE

i easily do 500+ Slack messages per day
Click to expand...
Oh SLACK MESSAGES yup you're a paragon of hard labor lmao

If I had a useless office job like you I would happily work.
 
Araysar

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
<Gold Donor>
80,131
160,294
pharmakos said:
Oh SLACK MESSAGES yup you're a paragon of hard labor lmao

If I had a useless office job like you I would happily work.
Click to expand...

you would have to get up early, be productive, create new projects that drive revenue and traffic, at the very least meet revenue/traffic goals and demonstrate continued growth every quarter

so basically you'd be fired same month
 
Izo

Izo

Tranny Chaser
19,435
23,499
Golden Retriever Friends GIF
 
  • 4Worf
Reactions: 3 users
pharmakos

pharmakos

soʞɐɯɹɐɥd
<Bronze Donator>
16,305
-2,234
Araysar said:
Of course, she is pregnant right now.

Want me to tell you what its like to have a loving family, that you will never have?
Click to expand...
I'm guessing your kids are gonna grow up to hate your guts, and your wife is gonna cheat on you.

If they're even real at all.
 
pharmakos

pharmakos

soʞɐɯɹɐɥd
<Bronze Donator>
16,305
-2,234
Araysar said:
you would have to get up early, be productive, create new projects that drive revenue and traffic, at the very least meet revenue/traffic goals and demonstrate continued growth every quarter

so basically you'd be fired same month
Click to expand...
I have no problem waking up to an alarm. Not sure why your ego is so fragile that you need to paint such a picture of me.
 
Araysar

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
<Gold Donor>
80,131
160,294
pharmakos said:
I'm guessing your kids are gonna grow up to hate your guts, and your wife is gonna cheat on you.

If they're even real at all.
Click to expand...

my daughter tells me she loves like 10-15x a day and my wife adores me. the only person who loves you (maybe) is your weed dealer
 
  • 1Worf
Reactions: 1 user
pharmakos

pharmakos

soʞɐɯɹɐɥd
<Bronze Donator>
16,305
-2,234
Araysar said:
I introduced AI into my company 3 years ago when it was only used by 0.000001% of the population so.... probably NEVER
Click to expand...
500 slack messages a day is the kind of work you do. That's obviously the kind of shit that will become AI automated.

Also, that percentage equates 1 in 100 million. Math must not be a big part of your job eh?
 
pharmakos

pharmakos

soʞɐɯɹɐɥd
<Bronze Donator>
16,305
-2,234
Araysar said:
my daughter tells me she loves like 10-15x a day and my wife adores me. the only person who loves you (maybe) is your weed dealer
Click to expand...
Nah I'm pretty well loved lol. But if it makes you feel better, sure, believe what you like.

You're a conservative douche bag, your daughter is definitely going to hate you by the time she's a teenager.
 
Araysar

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
<Gold Donor>
80,131
160,294
pharmakos said:
500 slack messages a day is the kind of work you do. That's obviously the kind of shit that will become AI automated.
Click to expand...

dummy, i drive the AI initiatives at my work

pharmakos said:
Also, that percentage equates 1 in 100 million. Math must not be a big part of your job eh?
Click to expand...

yeah it was more like 1 in a million, not 100 million
 
Araysar

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
<Gold Donor>
80,131
160,294
pharmakos said:
Nah I'm pretty well loved lol. But if it makes you feel better, sure, believe what you like.

You're a conservative douche bag, your daughter is definitely going to hate you by the time she's a teenager.
Click to expand...

she'll have her first job at 14 while you're still making excuses 10+ years later about why you cant go flip some burgers
 
pharmakos

pharmakos

soʞɐɯɹɐɥd
<Bronze Donator>
16,305
-2,234
Also, I live in Michigan, I don't have a weed dealer, I go to a dispensary.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.