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Woah, that's the same guy? I remember the UFC event, but I had no idea he was that actor, nor that he did all that heinous shit.
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D'onofrio had some issues back in the 2000s. he might have even been given the kiss of death label "difficult to work with" which is worse than being labelled a conservative.
Vincent D’Onofrio On His ’Law & Order: Criminal Intent’ Reputation
In what he describes as the worst time of his life, D’Onofrio admits that he scarred some of his co-workers for life.
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On top of that, D’Onofrio also lost his sister and his step-dad during that time. In fact, his sister died while reading a letter to her dead step-dad. “She had an aneurysm and died … [Criminal Intent] wouldn’t even allow me to go to the services. They wouldn’t give me any time. So, I had a lot of anger, and angst, and total exhaustion.” On top of that, D’Onofrio’s relationship with his wife at the time was “f*cked, because we never saw each other.”
“There’s not a lot of things I deserve in life, but I deserve a trophy for [getting through] that period of time.”
He added that, at least with respect to his time as an actor on Criminal Intent, he gained something of a bad reputation because he was so unhappy on the set. “I really pushed it so far on Criminal Intent that the people I worked with are scarred for life … I think I’ve affected some of those people in a way that they’ll never recover. I think they talk sh*t about me. I don’t think they want to, but it’s involuntary. It’s like a seizure,” like PTSD, D’Onofrio explained.
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I'm into end of world apocalypse style shit so I watched a couple movies that fit the bill.
Threads (1984). Don't let the age of the film deter you, if you are into "the day after" type movies, this shit is brutal.
The Divide (2011). Don't listen to the negative reviews, trust the Locnar. This movie was kinda like Lord of the Flies meets The Day After. Very brutal, bleak and realness. There is one or two minor subplots that the director should of left out, but that does not take away from the rest of the movie.
Not apocalyptic, but did watch "Eyes of my Mother" last night. It continues the bleak theme, was above average.
Threads (1984). Don't let the age of the film deter you, if you are into "the day after" type movies, this shit is brutal.
The Divide (2011). Don't listen to the negative reviews, trust the Locnar. This movie was kinda like Lord of the Flies meets The Day After. Very brutal, bleak and realness. There is one or two minor subplots that the director should of left out, but that does not take away from the rest of the movie.
Not apocalyptic, but did watch "Eyes of my Mother" last night. It continues the bleak theme, was above average.
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Holy fuck, the poor guy actually had to work.D'onofrio had some issues back in the 2000s. he might have even been given the kiss of death label "difficult to work with" which is worse than being labelled a conservative.
Things began to unravel for D’Onofrio in season four, the year he collapsed from exhaustion, because not only was he filming 23 episodes a year, he was in nearly every scene of the show. “I had to stay ahead two days on dialogue. To actually have to be learning scenes two days before you shoot them while you’re shooting other scenes that you learned two days before that.”Vincent D’Onofrio On His ’Law & Order: Criminal Intent’ Reputation
In what he describes as the worst time of his life, D’Onofrio admits that he scarred some of his co-workers for life.
On top of that, D’Onofrio also lost his sister and his step-dad during that time. In fact, his sister died while reading a letter to her dead step-dad. “She had an aneurysm and died … [Criminal Intent] wouldn’t even allow me to go to the services. They wouldn’t give me any time. So, I had a lot of anger, and angst, and total exhaustion.” On top of that, D’Onofrio’s relationship with his wife at the time was “f*cked, because we never saw each other.”
“There’s not a lot of things I deserve in life, but I deserve a trophy for [getting through] that period of time.”
He added that, at least with respect to his time as an actor on Criminal Intent, he gained something of a bad reputation because he was so unhappy on the set. “I really pushed it so far on Criminal Intent that the people I worked with are scarred for life … I think I’ve affected some of those people in a way that they’ll never recover. I think they talk sh*t about me. I don’t think they want to, but it’s involuntary. It’s like a seizure,” like PTSD, D’Onofrio explained.
The poor fucking bastard;
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He was carrying what was supposed to be an ensemble show.Holy fuck, the poor guy actually had to work.
The poor fucking bastard;
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yea i doubt SAG or whatever would have said, tough luck, no double funeral for you
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My coworker watches literally every shitty zombie movie that Netflix, Prime, etc. shoves in his face. And he likes most of them, even the absolute shit ones. He's also what I'd consider lukewarm IQ, but a super nice guy so I try not to crap all over the movies he wants me to watch too hard. Often I just straight up tell him that it doesn't sound like it would interest me, and I have too much other shit I would rather watch. He kinda gets hurt at times if he particularly liked it, but whatever.
The other day he comes in and tells me he watched one of the most disturbing movies ever. And he really wants me to watch it so we can discuss it. I say, direct quote, "But what if it really sucks, and I hate you for making me watch it?" And he says, but there's nudity, including full frontal, and Danny Trejo is in it even!, and just a ton of crazy disturbing shit. I'm like, if I want full frontal I'll just go to Pornhub, and Danny Trejo does not inspire me that it is a good move, is the movie truly disturbing, like Martyrs or Antichrist, or just shitty and going for shock value? He has no idea what Martyrs or Antichrist are, but assures me that it is so disturbing that I'll want to watch it and discuss it with him. I even bring up the fact that what he considers bad ass is nowhere near what I do, like the scene in Riddick where he bicycle kicks a knife across the room into a guy's head. He raved about that, literally one of the first things he mentioned when talking about Riddick, while I thought it was insanely stupid.
So I watch it. It is called Bullets of Justice. I almost stopped 5 minutes in, but I said fuck it, I'm going all in. It is literally the worst movie I've ever watched. -10/10 stars. It was filled with painful acting, painful dialogue, full frontal MALE nudity (some female, but CLEARLY body doubles, they even "glitch" once to make sure you realize it (my coworker didn't, of course)), I mean lots of dicks, including obese fat guy dicks, a nonsensical plot, shitty color washing, and then a "twist" at the end that has to be the product of an actual retard. And a bicycle kick of a clip into a guy's head...I mean, it was like I was having a prophetic vision.
When I came in and told him that was the worst movie I've ever seen, he tried to backpedal and say he hated it too, but wanted to talk about the crazy shit they did, like (spoiler alert, but you should never watch it anyway) an obese dead guy is hanging upside down like a slab of beef in a butchery, and the good guy is hiding on the butthole side and the bad guy is on the dick side. So what does the good guy do? Stick the gun (long pointy barrel type) into the dead guy's asshole and into the dick, like he's getting an erection, and shoot the bad guy through the dickhole. I mean, come the fuck on. So for the last few days he's been butthurt that I am mad at him for "misunderstanding" that he hated the movie. Bullshit, he didn't hate it, he thought it was "disturbing" which is code for terrible but kinda cool at the same time. And since he is married and doesn't understand how to use the internet on his phone, he never watches porn, so seeing boobs and some bush (or lack thereof) is the height of sexiness for him, even if he has to see a couple dicks along with it.
TL;DR Bullets of Justice, with Danny Trejo, is the worst movie I've ever had the misfortune of seeing. Do not watch it. Whatever intriguing thing you think might make it worth your time, it is not. It is an abomination of shit. Actually, I'd rather watch a video of someone taking an actual shit, in smell-o-vision, than ever watch this movie again.
The other day he comes in and tells me he watched one of the most disturbing movies ever. And he really wants me to watch it so we can discuss it. I say, direct quote, "But what if it really sucks, and I hate you for making me watch it?" And he says, but there's nudity, including full frontal, and Danny Trejo is in it even!, and just a ton of crazy disturbing shit. I'm like, if I want full frontal I'll just go to Pornhub, and Danny Trejo does not inspire me that it is a good move, is the movie truly disturbing, like Martyrs or Antichrist, or just shitty and going for shock value? He has no idea what Martyrs or Antichrist are, but assures me that it is so disturbing that I'll want to watch it and discuss it with him. I even bring up the fact that what he considers bad ass is nowhere near what I do, like the scene in Riddick where he bicycle kicks a knife across the room into a guy's head. He raved about that, literally one of the first things he mentioned when talking about Riddick, while I thought it was insanely stupid.
So I watch it. It is called Bullets of Justice. I almost stopped 5 minutes in, but I said fuck it, I'm going all in. It is literally the worst movie I've ever watched. -10/10 stars. It was filled with painful acting, painful dialogue, full frontal MALE nudity (some female, but CLEARLY body doubles, they even "glitch" once to make sure you realize it (my coworker didn't, of course)), I mean lots of dicks, including obese fat guy dicks, a nonsensical plot, shitty color washing, and then a "twist" at the end that has to be the product of an actual retard. And a bicycle kick of a clip into a guy's head...I mean, it was like I was having a prophetic vision.
When I came in and told him that was the worst movie I've ever seen, he tried to backpedal and say he hated it too, but wanted to talk about the crazy shit they did, like (spoiler alert, but you should never watch it anyway) an obese dead guy is hanging upside down like a slab of beef in a butchery, and the good guy is hiding on the butthole side and the bad guy is on the dick side. So what does the good guy do? Stick the gun (long pointy barrel type) into the dead guy's asshole and into the dick, like he's getting an erection, and shoot the bad guy through the dickhole. I mean, come the fuck on. So for the last few days he's been butthurt that I am mad at him for "misunderstanding" that he hated the movie. Bullshit, he didn't hate it, he thought it was "disturbing" which is code for terrible but kinda cool at the same time. And since he is married and doesn't understand how to use the internet on his phone, he never watches porn, so seeing boobs and some bush (or lack thereof) is the height of sexiness for him, even if he has to see a couple dicks along with it.
TL;DR Bullets of Justice, with Danny Trejo, is the worst movie I've ever had the misfortune of seeing. Do not watch it. Whatever intriguing thing you think might make it worth your time, it is not. It is an abomination of shit. Actually, I'd rather watch a video of someone taking an actual shit, in smell-o-vision, than ever watch this movie again.
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-10/10 stars??? My jaw would of dropped at how bad-its genius/good- that scene was. You got to admit that is very creative, i'd of been howling.
Please be nicer to your friend, especially if he is kinda slow and gets his feelings hurt easily. I think thats kinda endearing that he is a zombie film nut and gets excited about it. Just take yourself back to jr. high, when you and the bros would talk about all the crazy shit that went down on sunday night WWE or GLOW.
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Alita Battle Angel. Disney big-eyes on a terminator girl, with plotholes to match. Manga originally. Has Christoph Waltz. Speed Ball 2 Brutal Deluxe is the core entertainment. I wish I’d seen it in the cinema, cgi looks good. I’ll give it a solid 7-11, tasty snack when you’re hungover, no wish for a rewatch.
but you'll watch this cosplay
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just an fyi, because the movie comes close.. but doesn't quite get to where it needs to in explanations.
so the movie starts with the brood parasite birds, and that is the basic setup. and you could take it as is. but, the director has discussed more. its more specifically the Changling myth, with some reversal. the Alien whatevers, are Fae. Think of all the stories Fae disappearing into clefts in rocks, trees, etc. time acting different. Living in a literal other world they can steal people off into. And of course the Alien but humanlike description of Fae, and how humans and Fae often can't quite comprehend each other. so, instead of just replacing a child, and coming back for it later, here they are stealing parents into the Fairy kingdom, and having them raise their kids. The Fae don't really understand humans, and that suburb is their understanding what the human world looks like. Like comparing what a video game designers Forest looks like, versus and ACTUAL forest.
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I am careful about how badly I shit on his movies, but this one is just too far. If I had to choose, I would watch nothing but GLOW for the rest of my life over this fucking movie. Feel free to watch it yourself and see if I'm overreacting! Make sure you watch all the way to the "twist" ending!
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I watched Psycho Goreman and enjoyed it, thought it was fun and it made me laugh a couple of times.
If you are interested in watching some pure nonsensical cheese I also recommend Invasion U.S.A.. It is terrible but entertaining.
If you are interested in watching some pure nonsensical cheese I also recommend Invasion U.S.A.. It is terrible but entertaining.
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lol, that sounds like me in my teens and early 20s. i watched all manner of shit that i could find at the local video rental store. i didnt go around bragging about it though. i knew i was watching shitty movies.
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An absolute shit-ton of what look to be shitty movies just dropped on IPT and other places. I'm still scarred over Bullets of Justice, so hopefully someone finds a diamond in the rough out of these! I swear, it looks like 30-40 shitty movies all got dumped at once, and I just don't have the strength to try them all out! I might have to resort to watching Bruce Willis and Frank Grillo shit up a sci-fi movie (Cosmic Sin, which I already know is going to suck) if I don't find something soon!
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