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dangler_sl

shitlord
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Ya, need something better than "if you sit on my face, I'll eventually eat my way to your heart"
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Khane

Got something right about marriage
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You told a fatass to sit on your face? You're a brave man.
 

Xarpolis

Life's a Dream
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Don't you love how "curvy" is the nick name for "morbidly obese"?
I love a thin girl with curves. Nice big hips that you can slide your hand along. Hourglass shape, not kong dog toy.
 

Wuyley_sl

shitlord
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Don't you love how "curvy" is the nick name for "morbidly obese"?
I love a thin girl with curves. Nice big hips that you can slide your hand along. Hourglass shape, not kong dog toy.
This x 1,000. The redhead from Madmen is what I would consider as "Curvy". The sheer amount of woman that use curvy instead of BBW is astounding.
 

Slaythe

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This x 1,000. The redhead from Madmen is what I would consider as "Curvy". The sheer amount of woman that use curvy instead of BBW is astounding.
It's the whole reason it exists as an option. If it wasn't there, these same girls would check "average".
 

dangler_sl

shitlord
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Vietnamese curvy = American slim

Also, I have a Thai girlfriend. I have no intention of meeting this girl. She just randomly messaged me so I hit her with that line.
 

dangler_sl

shitlord
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Old account. I'm moving in with my gf, so I will be deleting it. I was just sitting there unused until I got a few messages this week.
 

Frenzied Wombat

Potato del Grande
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Vietnamese curvy = American slim

Also, I have a Thai girlfriend. I have no intention of meeting this girl. She just randomly messaged me so I hit her with that line.
Do you live in Thailand? If so, what's been the long term behavioral shift of the GF (if any?). Met a few white guys in Thailand with Thai girlfriends and by all outward appearances they had it made. Whining, browbeating, and entitlement seemed almost non-existent.
 

dangler_sl

shitlord
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Springbok, I already deleted it. I'm happy with my woman.

Wombat, I am currently in Vietnam, but will be back in Bangkok in a few days. And will be living with the girl. Yeah all that is dependent on the girl. A lot of Thai girls just want a white guy to spend all his money on her and take care of her (and her family). When that happens they are really anxious and act out. My gf has never been like that. She likes it when I pay for meals and activities, but she has always been willing to pitch in. Dude, if I give her a couple of bucks to buy a tea or something, she brings me back my change! I think I will marry her!

I've only been seeing this girl for a few months, but she has never whined, browbeat, or been entitled towards me or my money (the little I have). I really think that it's all about guys trying to have a hot Thai girlfriend Vs. just trying to have a good girlfriend.
 

Springbok

Karen
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Dangler, you're killing me! Everything might seem rosy and great right now, but I promise you there will come a time - probably sooner rather than later - where you'll be desperate for that whore to sit on your face. And spin. Don't ever forget the spinning. You in BKK?? Where abouts? I've lived there myself and had terrible luck with Thai women (aka hookers).
 

dangler_sl

shitlord
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Yeah, my GF isnt really into the whole face sitting thing.

Im off On Nut bts right now. A nice quiet soi with no other farangs.
 

Xarpolis

Life's a Dream
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I wasn't able to make sense of what you just said.

I assume it's because you've spent a night in Bangkok and now you're humble.
 

dangler_sl

shitlord
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I would murder anyone on this board for only even one banana pancake.

"Im off On Nut bts right now. A nice quiet soi with no other farangs." Translation: I live off of the 'On Nut' sky train station, down a nice quiet lane with no other white people.