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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Yeah, I'd put NE American women somewhat on par with your standard English Canadian woman. The only big difference I've noted is that an 8+ female in the states has higher courtship expectations than an 8+ in Canada. More guys have more big money in the States than in Canada (more income disparity), so the very attractive women in Canada aren't as hung up on materialistic shit.
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That shit can vary hugely from region to region, whether in the US or Canada. Even the difference between Calgary and Edmonton's dating scenes is pretty big. Chicks in Edmonton are much more down to Earth, whereas in Calgary their main concern is what company you work for and what your earning potential is, because there's a lot more white collar money rolling around there. While in Edmonton, that slob in the corner of the bar face down in his own puke might well be making 200k+ a year, and you'd never know it. Meanwhile chicks in Vancouver are way better looking than either city, and would probably be thrilled if you can afford your own car and/or don't live in Langley.
 
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After seeing what the different cities have to offer in the world I've come to the conclusion I need to move to France asap. Normal women who look like fucking models everywhere. My Tinder is basically pick a model at this point. Fuck this shit city I'm in now. Talk about motivation to gtfo.
 
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kudos_sl said:
After seeing what the different cities have to offer in the world I've come to the conclusion I need to move to France asap. Normal women who look like fucking models everywhere. My Tinder is basically pick a model at this point. Fuck this shit city I'm in now. Talk about motivation to gtfo.
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you don't necessarily have to leave the states, try L.A.? or Anywhere in southern california really.
 
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Antarius_sl said:
you don't necessarily have to leave the states, try L.A.? or Anywhere in southern california really.
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My only question about that is if California women are anything like french women in terms of what they look for? Probably not is my guess. I have a feeling they are two totally different types of women.
 
Alex

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Southern CA also has a terrible ratio - particularly LA. LA has such a huge surplus of men. You could fill all of Dodger Stadium with the extra dudes and there would still be too many to make the ratio 1:1. The women are gorgeous though.
 
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Living in LA I can say that the girls are good looking but have crazy high expectations, you better be famous or some sort of hollywood exec. Orange County and San Diego girls are nearly as good looking and much easier with lower expectations since most the guys in Orange County and San Diego are losers.
 
Khane

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Yeah but what about the women in those counties full of loser men? They're probably losers too. Everyone is a goddamn loser!
 
Dyvim

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You need to play the exotic foreigner card on the gorgeous californian supermodels, get a fake id and learn some french / spanish /whatever fit your ethical background and convince them you are Gerard / Pablo /whoever
the exchange student from that exotic european nation blah blah.
That panties will be dropping faster than the thai baht versus the dollar.

Also if you think the Paris chicks are hot, you obviously havent roamed Prague, yet.
 
Eomer

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I was very disappointed in Prague, actually. There was some beautiful women here and there, but it seemed they were the rarity. Most were very homely looking, what I would have thought you'd see all over the place in Ukraine, Poland, or any other poor Slavic country.

Munich on the other hand was incredible for women. All of them were fit, dressed to the nines, and friendly.
 
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Practicing French on tinder with an ex-model and a few other girls is quite fun actually. I may never even meet these women but they already hold a better conversation in a language I barely can even understand. Thank God for google translate.
 
Frenzied Wombat

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kudos_sl said:
Practicing French on tinder with an ex-model and a few other girls is quite fun actually. I may never even meet these women but they already hold a better conversation in a language I barely can even understand. Thank God for google translate.
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Tell them "Je veux eclore la fleur qui sommeil en vous" with an English accent and you WILL score.
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Khane_sl said:
I want to close the flower that you sleep?
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Weird that the translator interpreted eclore as close-- it means to bloom. The translation would go along the lines of "I want to make bloom the flower that sleeps inside of you", but of course it sounds soo much better in French. In any case, when I was in France I was at a handicap despite speaking French well because I have a Quebec accent (which sounds like shit to them-- think how a thick southern drawl sounds to a Brit) but that line just melted girls in France. Probably more the fact that they think you looked it up for them and/or the accent that made it endearing.. To be honest, it really doesn't take much at all to get a French girl into bed if she likes you. If she's game she'll just jump YOUR bones. The girls have zero hang-ups about sex in France.
 
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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Here in Texas though? At least 80% of female dating profiles list "Christianity" as their religion, and about a third of those specifically feel the need to mention their relationship with Christ in their profile..
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Trust me, the Christian girls who mention their relationship with Christ in their profile fuck on the 3rd date just like the atheist girls. They only do that to weed out ... well to weed out people like you, I guess.
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Trust me, the Christian girls who mention their relationship with Christ in their profile fuck on the 3rd date just like the atheist girls. They only do that to weed out ... well to weed out people like you, I guess.
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Oh absolutely they do. There was one chick I dated when I first moved here and we were out at a bar at 10pm on a Saturday, and she wanted to get home before midnight to fuck because she had to go to church on Sunday. Somehow fucking at 11:30 was ok, but at 12:01 AM that would have meant she was fucking before church, and that was a no-no. Inevitably as someone non-religious one feels the need to question the lunacy of such logic, and that is one amongst a million reasons why a relationship between someone religious and not just won't work.
 
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That is just a woman rationalizing her misdeeds. They all do it in some way.

"I cheated on you becasue..." is another one. There are millions of things women will rationalize away so they can make themselves feel better. Once you accept it you stop taking them seriously.
 
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Rationalization is a trait developed by woman over generations and generations of having to rationalize why they were staying with a man that treated them like shit.
 
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Tuco_sl said:
Rationalization is a trait developed by woman over generations and generations of having to rationalize why they were staying with a man that treated them like shit.
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Most likely because he gave good dick and was physically superior to other men in the village. He had the warrior traits women wanted for their male children. Most women would want their sons to be the same as their shitty fathers who fucked women all the time so that they would carry on the family genes.

We are getting off-topic now though.
 
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