Recommend a dating site

Leadsalad · Oct 9, 2015

If you see a shadow, you're in...

I can't think of something that rhymes with shadow and means run away.

iannis · Oct 10, 2015

Most Thai women I've ever met I thought were Cherokee.

It ain't my fault they ALL look like Pochahontas.

TJT · Oct 10, 2015

Cad_sl said:
How do you pick the skinniest chick on Reddit with the nastiest gigantic fake tits as an example of a chick with curves?

He did say Dallas style "tits on a stick."

Alex · Oct 10, 2015

I think that girl is smoking. Tenks is cray.

Erronius · Oct 10, 2015

TJT_sl said:
I'm really active and very into endurance sports. Completing 30 or so races a season. Bike, Tris, 10k-half marathon.

Ham, is that you?

TJT · Oct 10, 2015

Not sure who that is!

Agraza · Oct 10, 2015

that makes me sad

Famm · Oct 10, 2015

Alex_sl said:
I think that girl is smoking.

Crack or meth?

Lejina · Oct 10, 2015

Antarius_sl said:
2lbs a week is fairly safe weight loss, 1lb a week is even better for retaining muscle. But 2lbs is easily doable if you're consistent with your diet, and even more is attainable if you're obese. BEST case is 4 years? No. Hell, I went from 250 to 220 in 3 months just by switching from regular soda to diet which cut 800 calories a day out of my routine. Total time for me to get from 250 to 180 was 2 years, and I was TERRIBLE about being consistent, and at 33 it's not as easy as it would have been at 23. After that, it's just been a struggle to gain muscle and lose fat, which has been slow but steady progress, but my weight itself has been relatively consistent. I see MANY people on /progresspics on reddit boasting success stories of losing 70+ lbs in a single year.

I'll admit, her skin is fucked no matter what she does. She has the fact that she's only 20 working in her favor, but she's just going to need some kind of cosmetic surgery at some point to remove loose skin. I've been with a few women who have tummy tucks after having a kid, it's not the worst thing in the world.

Oh yeah, I lost 30lbs in 3 months also when I had my cast removed and could walk again. Easy for a guy to lose weight since we understand the concept of pairing strenuous exercise with smart dieting.

Most women idea of losing weight quickly is through starvation. That's a healthy and long term plan for sho. She's huge and in her low 20s, she did a lot of things wrong for that to happen and it's going to take a while to learn proper habits.

Fucking run away dude and get another one with the body of the asian you kicked to the curb. Don't spent time on someone you just met on the off chance they get their life in order.

Cad · Oct 10, 2015

TJT_sl said:
He did say Dallas style "tits on a stick."

I mean, I live in Dallas and I think that chick is horrid. Other than being geeky and liking to post her pic all over reddit in booty shorts and bikini top, she's very plasticky and nasty looking.

Much prefer something like this. (although not ideal just the best thing I found in 5 minutes)

iannis · Oct 11, 2015

notice the strategic placement of the faucet.

She's trying to tell you something.

Antarius · Oct 11, 2015

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Either ridiculously lucky or you just do a better job of vetting them before going on a date. Chicks misrepresenting their weight is legion. Just do a search on any of the sites for women with "average" body type, and unless you are searching rural Alabama most are far from "average".

This is where you're wrong.

The "average" woman in the united states is overweight. A huge percentage are obese.

Agraza · Oct 11, 2015

Don't go lowering your standards man. Overweight women aren't women anymore. They're an alien species you want to avoid unless you can use them as tools to reach a woman. They need tough love to snap back into reality just like fat dudes - they don't get any action unless they pay for it, one way or another.

Cad · Oct 11, 2015

Iannis_sl said:
notice the strategic placement of the faucet.

She's trying to tell you something.

Ya know, ordinarily I'd say something like "if thats a tranny, I'd fuck it" but A> this is rerolled and never trust that its not a tranny and B> Antarius is in this thread and he did just that

So..

Fuck

Antarius · Oct 12, 2015

Attempting to un-derail this thread...

I tried Bumble... There were maybe 40 women in the entire Cleveland area... compared to the thousands I've gone through on Tinder... I got 1 match, who never messaged me...

I mean, just like tinder, the top 5% of men likely feast, but for those of us who aren't there... it's definite famine. When your dating app is worse than Tinder for the "average man" your app is doomed. Sample size was too small for any woman to hit my "niche" I guess, but I do like that it will post up your education and job taken from facebook. Make sure to update your facebook profile and post up that you're a CEO and went to Harvard to game the system...

dangler_sl · Oct 12, 2015

if a person has 50.01% fat, they aren't a person with fat, they are a fat with person.

Frenzied Wombat · Oct 12, 2015

Cad_sl said:
I mean, I live in Dallas and I think that chick is horrid. Other than being geeky and liking to post her pic all over reddit in booty shorts and bikini top, she's very plasticky and nasty looking.

Much prefer something like this. (although not ideal just the best thing I found in 5 minutes)

I can definitely get on board with this one. She might now know how to use a soldering gun or be able to kick my ass at Hearthstone, but this chick is pretty damn smoking.

Xarpolis · Oct 12, 2015

Samsung phone - Would not fuck! Oh wait, I love Samsung.

Tenks · Oct 12, 2015

This Asian chick looks way better than Balloons McBeatface

Khane · Oct 12, 2015

Just saw a commercial for a site I hadn't heard of before. EliteSingles.com.

I checked out the website and it basically sounds like eHarmony with a retarded name.

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