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Frenzied Wombat · Oct 9, 2015

I've had a rash of horribad fatty dates in the last month. It's getting so bad that I'm now going to insist on a Facetime session before wasting time on days worth of txting and courting, only to meet and find out they're 50lbs heavier than their pics. The profiles with 45 degree selfies from above that don't clearly show anything below the shoulders is usually a dead giveaway, but I'm talking women that are clearly living some reverse body-dysmorphic fantasy where they convince themselves that the picture of them 50lbs lighter still accurately represents their current Orca version. Take a look at this pic below which was in her profile, along with a body type of "fit", and a picture of the same woman that I googled after I met her for a date. Fucking pisses me off-- both the bait and switch and the obvious waste of potential.

Cad · Oct 9, 2015

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
I've had a rash of horribad fatty dates in the last month. It's getting so bad that I'm now going to insist on a Facetime session before wasting time on days worth of txting and courting, only to meet and find out they're 50lbs heavier than their pics. The profiles with 45 degree selfies from above that don't clearly show anything below the shoulders is usually a dead giveaway, but I'm talking women that are clearly living some reverse body-dysmorphic fantasy where they convince themselves that the picture of them 50lbs lighter still accurately represents their current Orca version. Take a look at this pic below which was in her profile, along with a body type of "fit", and a picture of the same woman that I googled after I met her for a date. Fucking pisses me off-- both the bait and switch and the obvious waste of potential.

A lot of chicks think they are "fit" if they go for mud runs and do a power walk etc regardless of body fat percentage. I can't tell you the number of women on facebook that do triathalons or swim competitively (in their mind) but are still 30lbs overweight. Might be the Golden Corral right after your workout?

Frenzied Wombat · Oct 9, 2015

Cad_sl said:
A lot of chicks think they are "fit" if they go for mud runs and do a power walk etc regardless of body fat percentage. I can't tell you the number of women on facebook that do triathalons or swim competitively (in their mind) but are still 30lbs overweight. Might be the Golden Corral right after your workout?

Yeah, those are the chicks that run their 10k and then grab a 600 calorie muffin and 500 calorie caramel latte at Starbucks after they're done. Nothing sadder than someone who works out but never loses the weight because of their crappy eating habits. I guess some people genuinely enjoy working out despite not seeing any results, but for myself the only reason to hit the gym is to keep my waist size under 32 and not keel over from a heart attack before I hit 50.

Anyways, I'm on the verge of just putting "NO FAT CHICKS or BMI OVER 23!" in my profile since the more subtle "I stay in shape and would appreciate the same in my partner" isn't working.

Cad · Oct 9, 2015

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Yeah, those are the chicks that run their 10k and then grab a 600 calorie muffin and 500 calorie caramel latte at Starbucks after they're done. Nothing sadder than someone who works out but never loses the weight because of their crappy eating habits. I guess some people genuinely enjoy working out despite not seeing any results, but for myself the only reason to hit the gym is to keep my waist size under 32 and not keel over from a heart attack before I hit 50.

Anyways, I'm on the verge of just putting "NO FAT CHICKS or BMI OVER 23!" in my profile since the more subtle "I stay in shape and would appreciate the same in my partner" isn't working.

BMI DOESNT APPLY TO ATHLETES LIKE ME

(GOBBLES MUFFIN)

TJT · Oct 9, 2015

I've never ran into this problem in all of my forays into online dating. Lucky I guess?

Frenzied Wombat · Oct 9, 2015

TJT_sl said:
I've never ran into this problem in all of my forays into online dating. Lucky I guess?

Either ridiculously lucky or you just do a better job of vetting them before going on a date. Chicks misrepresenting their weight is legion. Just do a search on any of the sites for women with "average" body type, and unless you are searching rural Alabama most are far from "average".

TJT · Oct 9, 2015

I'm really active and very into endurance sports. Completing 30 or so races a season. Bike, Tris, 10k-half marathon. Its pretty big on my activities list so if they say how much they hate outdoors activities or something I generally don't bother. Also avoid women who ask me about my adrenaline activities/weekend job too much. That shit gets SO annoying. I've lived in Tampa area and Texas over the past 5 years. Late twenties is way easier than early twenties though!

But I do prefer taller and curvier women over skinnier ones. Eastern Medicine Girl weighs like 165 at 5'8. Which is painfully attractive to me... along with the kinkiness.

Frenzied Wombat · Oct 9, 2015

TJT_sl said:
I'm really active and very into endurance sports. Completing 30 or so races a season. Bike, Tris, 10k-half marathon. Its pretty big on my activities list so if they say how much they hate outdoors activities or something I generally don't bother. Also avoid women who ask me about my adrenaline activities/weekend job too much. That shit gets SO annoying. I've lived in Tampa area and Texas over the past 5 years. Late twenties is way easier than early twenties though!

But I do prefer taller and curvier women over skinnier ones. Eastern Medicine Girl weighs like 165 at 5'8. Which is painfully attractive to me... along with the kinkiness.

Advertising that you're extremely athletic may scare the fatties away, but typically you're the one doing the chasing so it probably doesn't have much influence.

That being said, I'm 5'8", 160lbs and could probably stand to lose another 5lbs (BMI is 23) so a chick that's 5'8" 165 would clock in as a fatty in my mind. Not Shamu tier, but certainly too heavy for my tastes. If you like the "curvy" girls your online dating experience certainly becomes a lot easier. Curvy for me is Dallas style Tits on a Stick.

TJT · Oct 9, 2015

Ah, I like big hips and tits. Small ass/narrow hips girls like Asians are bleh to me. Perfect version of what I am referring to is like Kate Upton. But I am also 6'3 and 215.

If I could get one at 5'10 or 6'0 it'd be perfect.

Fifey · Oct 9, 2015

I got hoodwinked a couple of times by chunkers. Went on one date with a fit girl who was a yoga instructor so I was like, no way she's a fattie. Psyche, she had a good 30 to 40 lbs from way her profile pictures said, that date ended pretty quick.

Cad · Oct 9, 2015

TJT_sl said:
Ah, I like big hips and tits. Small ass/narrow hips girls like Asians are bleh to me. Perfect version of what I am referring to is like Kate Upton. But I am also 6'3 and 215.

If I could get one at 5'10 or 6'0 it'd be perfect.

5'8 and 165 is chunky no matter what Kate Upton is like 5'11 145-150 and already looks like a refrigerator.

There are lots of very slim asians that I don't really find attractive.. I like the ones that have some tits and ass.. but are still slim. Basically I like the genetic freaks.

Source: wife is 5'1 98lbs with big B's/Small C's a 25 inch waist and a 34-35 inch hips

/schwing

Haast · Oct 9, 2015

It's confusing that people are willing to lie so boldly to someone they know they will meet in person. I expect someone to post their best pic, so 5-10 lbs is expected. 30-40 lbs? Get the fuck out with that shit.

Also, Frenzied: I run often and don't recall any slampigs thatrun10Ks. Orcas usually walk a color 5K in 1:15:00+ and post 50 pictures to Facebook with #fitness for their enablers to coo over.

TJT · Oct 9, 2015

What can I say. I like what I like bruh.

Frenzied Wombat · Oct 9, 2015

Cad_sl said:
5'8 and 165 is chunky no matter what Kate Upton is like 5'11 145-150 and already looks like a refrigerator.

There are lots of very slim asians that I don't really find attractive.. I like the ones that have some tits and ass.. but are still slim. Basically I like the genetic freaks.

Source: wife is 5'1 98lbs with big B's/Small C's a 25 inch waist and a 34-35 inch hips

/schwing

I'm with you on the Asians, but it's rare to find one with some T&A. Thai girls are hotter than your average Asian specifically because they tend to have a bit more curves. Below would be my white unicorn..

Agraza · Oct 9, 2015

yellow unicorn

Frenzied Wombat · Oct 9, 2015

Agraza_sl said:
yellow unicorn

She's got mad electronic skillz too and built that LED skirt. Unfortunately unlike Ahmed the master clockmaker, she didn't get a tour of the white house or 10K in Microsoft gear.

My DIY Underlit LED (Hikaru) Skirt - Album on Imgur

Tenks · Oct 9, 2015

I'd still bang her and her water balloon titties but that face is beat. I couldn't imagine it without layers upon layers of makeup making it semi attractive.

McCheese · Oct 9, 2015

Too bad the Thai has one of the most annoying English accents. I wouldn't be able to stand being with someone who talks like that.

Fifey · Oct 9, 2015

McCheese_sl said:
Too bad the Thai has one of the most annoying English accents. I wouldn't be able to stand being with someone who talks like that.

And let's not forget the fact that you have a 50/50 shot of finding a penis under that skirt.

Cad · Oct 9, 2015

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
I'm with you on the Asians, but it's rare to find one with some T&A. Thai girls are hotter than your average Asian specifically because they tend to have a bit more curves. Below would be my white unicorn..

How do you pick the skinniest chick on Reddit with the nastiest gigantic fake tits as an example of a chick with curves?

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