Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

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jayrebb

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we wuz elvzes and sheeeeeiiiiiiiit. kangz with teh blangz. is anyone here actually planning to watch this? this shit is pretty insulting, even to black people. imagine a white Roots or white Black Panther. although i would watch both of those.

The token addition of black people in the 80s and 90s was much more respectful. The volume on it in the woke era has crossed all lines. Well-adjusted black people are offended by shit like this. Put big mama in there as a dwarf! I really hope this is stillborn on arrival just to teach Amazon a lesson.

The actors they get when they decide to blackwash shit too is just obnoxious these days. They're going for some Marxist facial blur, may as well put them in masks since nobody wants to look at them.

How many blackwashings the last 2 years have had absolutely dogshit actors....
 
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pysek

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I'll tell you what, boys, the show is gonna be dogshit but the fuckin memes are


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The token addition of black people in the 80s and 90s was much more respectful. The volume on it in the woke era has crossed all lines. Well-adjusted black people are offended by shit like this. Put big mama in there as a dwarf! I really hope this is stillborn on arrival just to teach Amazon a lesson.

The actors they get when they decide to blackwash shit too is just obnoxious these days. They're going for some Marxist facial blur, may as well put them in masks since nobody wants to look at them.

How many blackwashings the last 2 years have had absolutely dogshit actors....
doesnt Amazon have some diversity ruling that there must be like blacks, women and sex weirdos in every role?
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Chris

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Where is the Asian, Indian and Hispanic representation?

UK where this stuff was written has twice as many Indians than Blacks and USA where it is being financed has the same or more for Hispanics. Globally of course there's massive amounts of Indians and Asians.

That's how you know it's political.
 
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Chukzombi

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Where is the Asian, Indian and Hispanic representation?

UK where this stuff was written has twice as many Indians than Blacks and USA where it is being financed has the same or more for Hispanics. Globally of course there's massive amounts of Indians and Asians.

That's how you know it's political.
if they made a tribe of asian(oriental) elves, that would be actually kind of cool. maybe make the indians some other lost tribe of men. Asians and indians have a rich and long history . but nah, we get more of this comical kangz and "empowered women" shit. i can see why the Tolkien family soaked Amazon for a quarter of a billion dollars so they could shoot themselves in the foot
 
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jayrebb

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i can see why the Tolkien family soaked Amazon for a quarter of a billion dollars so they could shoot themselves in the foot

It's good business. It's all Amazon's fault, then they resell the rights again in a few years to "do it right this time" for another quarter billion dollars.

The Tolkien family is hoping this show is a complete castaway. The more outlandish it is the better it protects the IP by nobody taking it serious. "Yeah they really fucked that shit up. Come buy these rights again and take a whack at it. Just don't pay us in watermelon this time"
 
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Chris

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if they made a tribe of asian(oriental) elves, that would be actually kind of cool. maybe make the indians some other lost tribe of men. Asians and indians have a rich and long history . but nah, we get more of this comical kangz and "empowered women" shit. i can see why the Tolkien family soaked Amazon for a quarter of a billion dollars so they could shoot themselves in the foot
Yeah at least Asians can have the same skin colour as Europeans, so they would fit in with the right casting as some "other" tribe.

Black skin means hot/sunny climate... these things have actual meaning for world building.
 
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Did they lose money on WoT?
Probably no way to tell since they don't charge for it individually and they don't publish numbers. They did say it was their second most watched series ever though.
 
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Probably no way to tell since they don't charge for it individually and they don't publish numbers. They did say it was their second most watched series ever though.
At this point these marque shows are like naming rights on sports stadiums. Not about making a profit but showing how big and "capable" Amazon or Netflix supposedly is.
 
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pysek

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I'm sorry, were you looking for Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien? Oh no no no, this is lord of the RANGS by satan.
 
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“It ain’t what you takin’, it’s who you takin’ from, ya feel me? Sauron. How you expect to run with the wargs come night when you spend all day sparring with hobbits?​

 
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