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Furry
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Think I met Bandwagon in the bathroom while taking a shit. Some monster walked into the first stall and went pissing, so I already had a low opinion of him, then he left the stall to go into the next one to take a dump. I was triggered as fuck.
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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Usually I only go into the stalls to piss if I need to spit out my chew. But if the man left 1 stall to go shit in another....trust that he had a reason for it. You were probably in the middle of finger painting the flush handle and stall door with your own shit while you were sitting there judging him. He sounds like a very hygienic fellow to me.
Masakari
Which way, western man?
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Truck with 100 monkeys crashes, search underway for missing primates
DANVILLE, Pa. (AP) — A truck carrying about 100 monkeys was involved in a crash Friday in Pennsylvania, state police said as authorities searched for at least three of the monkeys that appeared to …
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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Mondays are my rough shit days because I'm abusing my stomach over the weekend with one of the following:
1. Party with BBQ or Pizza
2. "Grazing" on snacks while garage tinkering.
3. Red meat + crock pot + Sriracha
For the last 3 weeks or so, it seems like all of our moon cycles are syncing up because everyone in the office is trying to take a shit at 730am. I'm ready to start bringing my daughter's potty training toilet in to work and hiding it in the corner in the attic.
1. Party with BBQ or Pizza
2. "Grazing" on snacks while garage tinkering.
3. Red meat + crock pot + Sriracha
For the last 3 weeks or so, it seems like all of our moon cycles are syncing up because everyone in the office is trying to take a shit at 730am. I'm ready to start bringing my daughter's potty training toilet in to work and hiding it in the corner in the attic.
Fucker
Log Wizard
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Could be worse. I took a powershit a few days ago that made the lower half of my body ache for a day. Imagine trying to pass a medicine ball in .25s and at 400 MPH, and that's what a powershit is.
The upside is that now my asshole now doubles as a built in parachute.
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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Fucker
Log Wizard
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Nickname for my bowels: Tonga.
How big was the Tonga eruption?
Visualising the true scale of the volcanic blast visible from space.
graphics.reuters.com
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Fucker
Log Wizard
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Yeah, not dangerous. Don't know what caused it though.
You know it is an epic deuce when it sets off seismographs as far away as Iceland.
Bandwagon
Kolohe
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Check check, mic check 1 2
DJ wreck with a strained neck, workin' on a poo,
Nature's nutty buddy out on parole,
Pipe crackin' bowl thug, swirly patrol,
Down the hole, ya big brown mole,
Ass pays the toll to get ya down the hole,
Shooter on the knoll spots meundies atoll,
DJ wreck, back in control
DJ wreck with a strained neck, workin' on a poo,
Nature's nutty buddy out on parole,
Pipe crackin' bowl thug, swirly patrol,
Down the hole, ya big brown mole,
Ass pays the toll to get ya down the hole,
Shooter on the knoll spots meundies atoll,
DJ wreck, back in control
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Threelions
Victory Through Harmony
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Wasn't sure if my co-worker died on the stall today. Was making all sorts of noises (we have 2 seated stalls side-by-side) there was enough commotion it made me not have to take a shit anymore. When I left work he was still in there (approx 1 hour dump). It's a classic don't-have-2-work tactic, but the noises were authentic.
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